The Top 10 Greatest King of the Hill Episodes of All Time By Joie  [73 more lists]

Bobby is getting picked on by a bully at school so Hank sends him to the YMCA to learn to defend himself, unfortunately he gets enrolled in a Womens Self Defense Class. Now he is out kicking people "you know where" and yelling "that's my purse", until Peggy straightens him out.

One of the funniest television episodes of all time.

A religious nut is trying to cancel Halloween by saying its satanic, all the while Hank and guys are trying to give the kids a scary Halloween like when they were young. Bobby is caught in the middle, but responds at the end with a great line to both of them "I don't care about candy! I just want to be with my Dad". Very touching, great moment.

He also adds, "I was just kidding, I care about candy, I care a lot".

Nancy stopped cheating on Dale years ago, but now is facing a moral and emotional dilemma and is temped again. Meanwhile Dale thinks he has gone back in time. The episode ends with Nancy deciding to stay with her husband and not cheat on him.

Thank you King of the Hill for having a conscious and moral principals.

Hank forces Bobby to go to the church youth group, but when he finds out that it is a "hip" youth group he wants him to stop going, but Bobby doesn't want to stop.

Great commentary on the modern Christian movement, parenting, and very, very funny.

Bobby gets gout, and Hank is invited to a art gallery opening which turns out to be an x-ray of his colon. At the end Bobby has to decide if he will take Connie to the dance despite his gout and riding around on a motorized cart. He eventually does and when he gets there he says "my dad says if you really want something, you have to play through the pain".

Classic.