I Woke Up Late and Figured It Was Too Late To Come InWe’ve all done this. Supposed to report for work at 8am and the alarm maybe didn’t go off on time. You wake up at 10am, figure your boss goes to lunch at 11am or noon, so you wait until then and THEN call in. By that time, they won’t get that message until around 1pm and by then, well, it’s too late. Yes, I've turned this into an exact science.
My Wife Told Me To Have a Good Day - I'm just Following Her Advice"Do YOU want to be the one to tell her that I didn’t listen to her and did what I please instead? I didn’t think so."
I'm Suffering From Amnesia and Just Wondered What This Number Was"Are you sure? Really? I don’t really remember who I am but I’m pretty positive you're sitting in my office and that I'm off today."
My Therapist Advises Against It"I’m exercising my right to say no. NO."
Al Roker Says It's a Snow DayJust don’t do this on a sunny day…. with clear skies…in Los Angeles.
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