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Someone Stole My CarThis will only work as long as your boss doesn’t ask for a copy of the police report. And make sure you have a vehicle worth stealing - it won't do you any good if you've gone to lunch together in your 1984 Ford Taurus.
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Power Outage"Well, Big Guy, my electric hybrid is dead...No, I don’t have a bus pass and I refuse to use my daughters’ tricycle."
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I'm Clinically Depressed and Will Only Bring Everyone Else Down"Well, given that it’s Thursday, I’m pretty sure it won’t clear up until Monday. I’m doing this for ALL of us and I’m almost positive I have extra mental health days stored away. Check my file."
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My Wife Told Me To Have a Good Day - I'm just Following Her Advice"Do YOU want to be the one to tell her that I didn’t listen to her and did what I please instead? I didn’t think so."
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I'm Suffering From Amnesia and Just Wondered What This Number Was"Are you sure? Really? I don’t really remember who I am but I’m pretty positive you're sitting in my office and that I'm off today."
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My Therapist Advises Against It"I’m exercising my right to say no. NO."
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