The Top 25 Sexiest Video Game Tattoos By Greg [112 more lists]

Here are twenty five greatest pieces of geeky, video-game-oriented, permanent body art on the most beautiful canvas mother nature has to offer: women. Every single one of these girls loves video games so much more than your current girlfriend that she decided to put something on her body to prove it -- forever. If that's not the hottest thing ever, I don't know what is.

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Warp Pipe to Heaven

Clearly this is the hottest. Clearly. I don't care if you say that "this might be non-permanent body art" or if there's something about the placement of the Super Mario warp pipe that kind of throws you off...

"Where does the pipe go?"

"Why does it lead there?... Where is the other end of the pipe?..."

"Is it me, or does Mario's jumping trajectory feel like it'll actually miss the pipe?"

All of these questions don't matter. Why? First of all, look at this girl's perfect body (and immaculate waxing job.) Secondly, and most importantly, This is a confidence inspiring tattoo. How? Well, look at Mario. At any point in the beginning of a Mario game, you're not only not "Super" Mario, but you rarely have one of the best power-ups in the history of games -- the fire flower. In her tattoo, not only are you perfectly prepared for pretty much ANYTHING that could be on the opposite end of that warp pipe, but you're going to conquer it, you're going to make it yours and, weirdly, you're going to burn it all down to the ground.
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Smoking Hot Smoking Guns

So not only is this girl awesome for having power-ups on her midriff, but she's awesome for the callback to the Nintendo Light Gun. While a lot of classic tattoos would have used revolvers, she used Light Guns which makes her not only hot, but awesome.

Also, if you notice the cherries, somewhere up there (beneath the pale boob light) there's a Pac-Man tattoo.
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This One Makes You Grow

Aside from the fact that this girl could have a tattoo of her killing my childhood pet and I would still find this unbelievably hot, what makes her fully-colored growth mushroom tattoo so sexy is that it's on her. Oh yeah, that and the fact that if you're romantically paving a trail of any kind down to pleasure town, you're going to run into the mushroom and therefore will be fully prepared (and appropriately sized) for anything you may encounter moving forward. This actually brings into account one of the many pleasures of girls with video game tattoos: the reminder that you're most likely banging someone amazingly awesome.

Also, in case you haven't noticed, this girl is unbelievably hot. Like, ridiculously hot. So yeah, there's that.
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Probably Ranks Really High

Aside from the placement, the prepare-for-battleness about it and the fact that it's closer to her special place than any other tattoo on this list, this tattoo gives you a combo that would make your Mario damned near unstoppable. A 1-Up AND a Star pretty much mean that whatever's coming next is going to own your ass, or that you're going to seriously own. Either way, the results are awesome.
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Alt Girl Rocks a Kirby/Kracko Tattoo

Coming in at a close second is Sally McPerfectFace over here that is eye-banging the camera as Kirby jumps over one of the first, and greatest, bosses of his: Kracko. Kracko's always (conceptually) been one of the greatest video game bosses of all time, ever since his conception in the mid 90s, because he brings something that's usually harmless (clouds) and makes it dangerous. Not only that, but creepy. Imagine if they "de-toon'ed" this thing, a huge eye, embedded in a cloud above your head (as in, the thing standing between you and space) with spikes coming out of it.

Awesome. Also, this girl is unbelievably seductive and kind of makes you wonder quite a few things emotionally, physically and socially, like: what is her favorite Kirby game?
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Just in Case...

In the same vein as the Murloc from World of Warcraft placement on one of the previous tattoos, this tattoo preps you for your date's ultimate boss battle by providing you with an extra life just in case you "die" a little earlier than you planned on. Good luck, buddy.
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You Better Have Great Aim

Remember the excitement of getting home with your first, very-own Nintendo that came with the Light Gun combo? I, for one, played Duck Hunt before I jumped into Mario and nothing was more exciting. You were shooting a gun in your living room and something actually HAPPENED on the television. After you felt your first bout of secret shame when pointing the tip of the gun directly onto the glass of your television, you felt your first bout of audible, public rage when the infamous "Asshole Dog" (that is not his official name, but the video game blogosphere deems him so and never has a more apt name been given to anything ever) showed up and not only back-stabbed you for that one second, but laughed at you in the process. Sure, he's still helping, but he's being a dick about it.

Why is this Duck Hunt tramp stamp hotter than most other video game tattoos? Well, because it's interactive. How is it interactive, you say?

You can try and shoot the ducks.
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Newf*gs Can't Tramp Stamp

Wonderful. If I ever have a daughter, and evolution will probably (appropriately) kill me before I do, that if she were ever to bring home this particular tramp stamp, I wouldn't only not be angry, I'd be proud.

Luckily, the conceptual design of a lot of the original NES 8-bit games calls for some pretty beautiful art when replicated well. Not only is this a great execution, but it's on a girl with a really hot back.

Makes you wonder how many of the Zelda games she's played though. Is the saddest thing about this whole list how interested I am in all of these girls's gaming prowess? For example...
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Pac-Man Lead to Cherries

This phase of this girl's full body (I'm aware she's the same girl from another tattoo earlier, but dear lord she has her whole body tattoo'd in video games, she deserves to have the two separate, full-body-covering tattoo's acknowledged) of video game tattoos must call for a huge shoutout to her dedication to Pac-Man so much that its a part of her entire body. Forever.

I can think of about 5 awesome games you could play with this full-body tattoo.

Interactive tattoos are pretty much as awesome as it gets.
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Best Halo Weapon Ever

The Battle Rifle is by far the greatest weapon in Halo history: the four-shot, the multiple shots per blast, the accuracy, the minimal recoil and the fact that this is the slightly-s**tty tattoo that this hardcore gamer girl decided to get on the flat of her stomach.

Any girl who gets a Halo tattoo better be at at least a 40 which makes her not only better than me, but hot as hell in a ""she can probably beat me up"" kind of way... only in Halo.
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Quake Boobs

Aside from the fact that this girl seems to buy her bras inside a Heavy Metal cartoon, this is an insanely hot video game tattoo because not only is Quake not one of those "oh this is cute, I should get this tattoo'd on me" logos, but it's in a place that shows insane dedication. For a guy, this is like getting a tattoo on your face.

Hats (and other stuff) off to this girl, the bravest Quake player ever.
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Girl with a Konami Code Tattoo

Any girl can Google some video game characters and put them on her body, but few girls would choose, or even know about, the button combination on this girl's treasure trail that would give you 30 lives in Contra or would allow you to trade lives with a friend if one of you was in need in Bubble Bobble (and many other things in dozens of other games and even some websites.)

This is the Konami code, and when you pulled it off as a kid you felt like people at Hogwarts School of Wizarding must feel when they accurately perform their first spell. The fact that this is what she chose to have on her body forever makes her an amazing human being.
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She's Missing The Adventure of Link

She's got an amazing assortment of pretty much every major iteration of Link, even the one in early instruction booklets, but she's missing the one from The Adventure of Link. This was slightly disappointing because I actually looked, hopefully, around her upper thigh for that long, awkward looking nose to no avail.

Either way, this girl loves the Zelda games, which is 100% okay.
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Hot Back, I Choose You

Bikinis are probably the best context for this tattoo, but this is fine too. If you ask me, this thing could use a Poke Ball.

Either way she's hot, apparently goes to an unbelievably talented artist and enjoys taking pictures of herself in her otherwise dimly lit room -- which means that she is 100% my type. I'll be here all week.
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Bubble Bobble Tramp Stamp

If there's one game you could always play with girls, even when you were little, it was Bubble Bobble. It's not any less difficult than any given NES game, but it didn't involve shooting guns, exactly, and starred two adorable little dinosaurs.

This girl fondly remembers that, which makes you fondly remember that, which makes her tramp stamp actually pretty cute, which makes it hot.
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How Long Did It Take This Chick to Beat Metal Gear?

Although this may not be on the most obvious of physically suggestive places on her body (even though curves are always delectable), this tattoo in of itself is breathtaking.

This girl loved the Metal Gear Series so much that she decided to get a young Solid Snake on her side. Not only is he HUGE, but he's actually doing something pretty cool from a scene that if someone posts in the comments what it is, they get internet props.
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If They Ever Break Up...

This awesome duo decided to get Link/Heart Health tattoos. The guy's tattoo is pretty damned cool, and in a pretty risky place (nothing compared to the hot girl above this with the Kirby sleeve.)

The sexy part, though, comes with the girl's obviously great body juxtaposed with the fact that she'll get a tattoo like this with her boyfriend. If she says yes to this, it basically means their bed-life is probably one "sure, I'll try anything once" after another -- which, implicitly, makes this one of the hottest video game tattoos of all time.
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Probably Ranks Really High

Let's assume this chick isn't absolutely crazy and looks crazy hotter in full body pictures. Now, let's also imagine her with a controller in her hand. This is now getting unbelievably hot... why? Well, she's got a Halo 3 shirt on on top of the fact that she has one of the biggest, most prominent, ballsy and impressive Master Chief tattoos in the history of video game tattoos in general, let alone girls with them.

She can 100% kill you at Halo and will most likely laugh when you die, stick you in the face, assassinate you and kill you with headshots across an entire map. After that, you'll have to make HER a sandwich.
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Henchman for the Best. Boss. Ever.

As my friend John once said: One of the most ancient races of creature in World of Warcraft, the Murlocs are basically, for the uninitiated, like the Bison in Oregon Trail. You can always just go in and kill more to rack up some points and nobody gives two poops about it at all.

This girl has a Murloc planted, permanently, on the way to one of the most intimate parts of her body -- this is amazing. Why? Because when you're making your way down there, why not stop by and rack up some massive EXP before heading to the final boss of your date?
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Stuck In Your Head - Zelda Back Tattoo

Talk about a view. This elaborate, EPIC and almost art-nouveau style Zelda tattoo in the slightly more chibi Windwaker style must have not only cost thousands, but taken almost a full day's work (as in 24 hours, not 8.)

This is not only inspiring, but amazing and sexy because imagine you're back there doing your thing, what's going to run through your head when this is your view? The mother-effing Zelda theme. And Eye of the Tiger sounds like The Cure next to that, so not only is this tattoo sexy, but considerate and awesome.
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Hot-Ass Chest Tattoo

The greatest thing about this girl is that she has a chest tattoo (one of the hottest tattoos a girl can have, in my opinion, if you're into that kind of stuff which if you're looking at this list and have gotten this far, you very well may be) that looks like a normal chest tattoo. Most chicks get flowers, fire, thorns or something of the like. This girl got the coolest possible flower she could have and for that, she is saluted by men everywhere.
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Bubble Bobble Foot Tattoos

For those foot fetishists out there, these are the perfect tattoos because not only will her feet always be adorned, they'll be 100% awesome all of the time. Seriously, whenever this girl wears sandals, is at the beach, or just hanging out at home, Bubble Bobble will be in her life. The only inconvenient part is that her toenail polish will always have to match the tattoo, but other than that... this is GOLD.
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Wisdom, Power, Courage

The most disappointing consolation prize in the history of sexual "positions" is one that we all know full and well and one that we all dread (unless it's a first date, then it's fine.) It's one that we could all do better ourselves and one that is often barely worth the trouble unless some serious other factors come into play.

Well, this girl has made sure that there is an absolutely awesome view no matter how many consolation prizes she gives away and that nobody will ever drunkenly forget about when it happened, either. It takes a lot of courage for this girl to do that, a lot of wisdom to think of the idea and, with the looks of her forearm, she's got plenty of power to dish out to any unsuspecting, hopeful-for-something-better guy -- three factors which mean that she's 100% earned this tattoo.
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Sonic Pillows

Tell them what he's one, Johnny!

You, yes you, have won your very own pair of pillows equipped and adorned at the top in the style of popular Sega Genesis superstar Sonic the Hedgehog. Including Sonic, Knuckles and Tails (and intelligently excluding any needless, annoying side characters), this tattoo promises to bring you the sex-visual you've always dreamed of as well as something nice to wake up to during naps. And it's alllllll yours!
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Super Nintendo Chalmers

Maybe she likes massages. I assume she likes massages, or threesomes, more than anything else in the world, because why else would someone put two controllers on herself in a place where people feel like they can almost hold them and press buttons?

If the threesome thing is true, then this is probably the s**ttiest tattoo on this list, but more importantly, how bad would it suck to get player 2 in this context?

Either way, Super Nintendo is a pretty awesome, often-forgotten and underappreciated system. Kudos to this girl for giving it its proper love.