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Warp Pipe to Heaven
Clearly this is the hottest. Clearly. I don't care if you say that "this might be non-permanent body art" or if there's something about the placement of the Super Mario warp pipe that kind of throws you off...
"Where does the pipe go?"
"Why does it lead there?... Where is the other end of the pipe?..."
"Is it me, or does Mario's jumping trajectory feel like it'll actually miss the pipe?"
All of these questions don't matter. Why? First of all, look at this girl's perfect body (and immaculate waxing job.) Secondly, and most importantly, This is a confidence inspiring tattoo. How? Well, look at Mario. At any point in the beginning of a Mario game, you're not only not "Super" Mario, but you rarely have one of the best power-ups in the history of games -- the fire flower. In her tattoo, not only are you perfectly prepared for pretty much ANYTHING that could be on the opposite end of that warp pipe, but you're going to conquer it, you're going to make it yours and, weirdly, you're going to burn it all down to the ground.
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This One Makes You Grow
Aside from the fact that this girl could have a tattoo of her killing my childhood pet and I would still find this unbelievably hot, what makes her fully-colored growth mushroom tattoo so sexy is that it's on her. Oh yeah, that and the fact that if you're romantically paving a trail of any kind down to pleasure town, you're going to run into the mushroom and therefore will be fully prepared (and appropriately sized) for anything you may encounter moving forward. This actually brings into account one of the many pleasures of girls with video game tattoos: the reminder that you're most likely banging someone amazingly awesome.
Also, in case you haven't noticed, this girl is unbelievably hot. Like, ridiculously hot. So yeah, there's that.
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Probably Ranks Really High
Aside from the placement, the prepare-for-battleness about it and the fact that it's closer to her special place than any other tattoo on this list, this tattoo gives you a combo that would make your Mario damned near unstoppable. A 1-Up AND a Star pretty much mean that whatever's coming next is going to own your ass, or that you're going to seriously own. Either way, the results are awesome.
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Alt Girl Rocks a Kirby/Kracko Tattoo
Coming in at a close second is Sally McPerfectFace over here that is eye-banging the camera as Kirby jumps over one of the first, and greatest, bosses of his: Kracko. Kracko's always (conceptually) been one of the greatest video game bosses of all time, ever since his conception in the mid 90s, because he brings something that's usually harmless (clouds) and makes it dangerous. Not only that, but creepy. Imagine if they "de-toon'ed" this thing, a huge eye, embedded in a cloud above your head (as in, the thing standing between you and space) with spikes coming out of it.
Awesome. Also, this girl is unbelievably seductive and kind of makes you wonder quite a few things emotionally, physically and socially, like: what is her favorite Kirby game?
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Smoking Hot Smoking Guns
So not only is this girl awesome for having power-ups on her midriff, but she's awesome for the callback to the Nintendo Light Gun. While a lot of classic tattoos would have used revolvers, she used Light Guns which makes her not only hot, but awesome.
Also, if you notice the cherries, somewhere up there (beneath the pale boob light) there's a Pac-Man tattoo.
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