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Hot-Ass Chest Tattoo
The greatest thing about this girl is that she has a chest tattoo (one of the hottest tattoos a girl can have, in my opinion, if you're into that kind of stuff which if you're looking at this list and have gotten this far, you very well may be) that looks like a normal chest tattoo. Most chicks get flowers, fire, thorns or something of the like. This girl got the coolest possible flower she could have and for that, she is saluted by men everywhere.
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Probably Ranks Really High
Let's assume this chick isn't absolutely crazy and looks crazy hotter in full body pictures. Now, let's also imagine her with a controller in her hand. This is now getting unbelievably hot... why? Well, she's got a Halo 3 shirt on on top of the fact that she has one of the biggest, most prominent, ballsy and impressive Master Chief tattoos in the history of video game tattoos in general, let alone girls with them.
She can 100% kill you at Halo and will most likely laugh when you die, stick you in the face, assassinate you and kill you with headshots across an entire map. After that, you'll have to make HER a sandwich.
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Wisdom, Power, Courage
The most disappointing consolation prize in the history of sexual "positions" is one that we all know full and well and one that we all dread (unless it's a first date, then it's fine.) It's one that we could all do better ourselves and one that is often barely worth the trouble unless some serious other factors come into play.
Well, this girl has made sure that there is an absolutely awesome view no matter how many consolation prizes she gives away and that nobody will ever drunkenly forget about when it happened, either. It takes a lot of courage for this girl to do that, a lot of wisdom to think of the idea and, with the looks of her forearm, she's got plenty of power to dish out to any unsuspecting, hopeful-for-something-better guy -- three factors which mean that she's 100% earned this tattoo.
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Super Nintendo Chalmers
Maybe she likes massages. I assume she likes massages, or threesomes, more than anything else in the world, because why else would someone put two controllers on herself in a place where people feel like they can almost hold them and press buttons?
If the threesome thing is true, then this is probably the s**ttiest tattoo on this list, but more importantly, how bad would it suck to get player 2 in this context?
Either way, Super Nintendo is a pretty awesome, often-forgotten and underappreciated system. Kudos to this girl for giving it its proper love.
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Tell them what he's one, Johnny!
You, yes you, have won your very own pair of pillows equipped and adorned at the top in the style of popular Sega Genesis superstar Sonic the Hedgehog. Including Sonic, Knuckles and Tails (and intelligently excluding any needless, annoying side characters), this tattoo promises to bring you the sex-visual you've always dreamed of as well as something nice to wake up to during naps. And it's alllllll yours!
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