Girl Sells Body For Homework
I always hated homework too.
Some guy found out that his girlfriend cheated on him, which sucks, so what did he do? The only rational and mature thing he could think of: he internet blasted her. Let me explain.
This guy had good reason to be irked, because not only did his girl cheat, but she cheated to get her homework(/self) done. She hooked up with an older classmate so that he would do her programming homework. All I ever got were platonic dates.
Jokes on her though because after the guy finally had sex with another human being, he lost all ability to be intelligent outright: when she turned in her homework and got it back she got a "C" on it.
So this boyfriend (now ex-boyfriend) blasted her story all over the internet along with her photo. The guy who got to have sex with this girl for C-level work, on the other hand, will probably grow up to be the richest man in the world some day.Source
Women Sells Ad Space On Her Pregnant Belly For Superbowl Tickets
Jennifer Gordon was eight months pregnant, a diehard Bears fan, desperate for tickets to Superbowl XLI, and entirely willing to auction of her pregnant belly in order to get to the big game.
An unusual ploy, but the whole operation panned out beautifully.
Gordon casually posted a creepy ad that feels vaguely like it belongs in the tawdry parts of craigslist.
The ad was titled "My body for Your Super Bowl Tickets", and got nearly 200 offers, many of them which she dubbed "X-rated" (which must have been shocking for all parties involved, because who would have expected that from the internet?)
She ended up choosing a Chicago based company called Ubid.com, and on game day, proudly wore an extra sexy belly shirt to show off the goods.
You've gotta give her credit for effectiveness... she she got seats on the 50 yard line, and she looks pretty damn in shape in those sweet kicks.
Sometimes, hot chicks, even pregnant ones, get whatever they want. And by sometimes, I mean every day. You should sign up to become one today!Source
Parent Sells Themselves On Craigslist to Pay Off School Debt
A Boston area parent posted an ad on Craigslist under "jobs wanted" with this title, "Do You Need A Live Cadaver? Take My Body."
Which is perfect and *exactly* like that joke from the new Louis CK CD (which you should 100% buy and support).
You might be wondering why she did this. Well, it was for a noble cause -- to pay off their kid's student loans which totaled out to about $200,000. The poster, who did not offer a name or gender but did offer up his or her body for anything "legal or medically experimental" went on to say, "if you eliminate my children's student loans, I will give you my life!"
Here's the thing, if someone has $200,000 in student loans they probably earned a pretty heft degree -- lawyer, doctor, scientist... can't they pay off their own loans with that kind of career? Maybe they got an art degree, but were out of state. I assume this is the scenario.
They said they were 5 feet 10 inches tall, 200 pounds and have all their "organs in working order."
"Take my blood, take my plasma. Drill into my brain, my leg, my arm. Tap my heart, my liver, my kidney, I am very very serious."
That is a committed parent. And a weird human being with very few problem solving skills and their heart in the right place... for now.Source
Girl Sells Her Body To Pay For School Fees
An 18-year-old Singaporean girl posted a picture of herself in a bikini in order to entice people to pay her...so she can pay her school fees. "I'm new here and need cash urgently. Brothers, please help me!" was was her plea, and her goal was $16,000. She was asking for $150 per hour, not including room charges and condoms. She also specified that clients would have to book and pay for the hotel rooms. She gave her measurements, class schedule, and phone number.
So, naturally a reporter from the Chinese Daily called "Amanda", she told him that she had been doing this "side job" for over two months and served 10 customers to date. She said that she slept with Singapore's Edison Chen, and Gary Ng, a guy who recently made the news for secretly filming his sex partners in bed. She probably would've charged more for that...Source