The Top Ten Hottest Homoerotic True Blood Moments TV Programs
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The Top Ten Hottest Homoerotic True Blood Moments

With the third season of True Blood now behind us, we thought it best to acknowledge some of the series' most outstanding work to date: its sexy, steamy homoerotic scenes. Arguably the show’s greatest, yet least discussed, strength is the use of homoerotic imagery and innuendo (for both humor and heat). It is important to note that we are focusing on homoerotic moments here. So we will not be including love scenes from Lafayette – as yummy as they are. We will be including scenes that involve at least one, if not more than one "straight" man.
The List
  1. 1

    Sam and Bill Steam Up The Shower

    "I hear the water in Arkansas is very hard"... easily one of the greatest homoerotic lines ever uttered on this show. The whole conversation was an innuendo and the scene played out pretty much like the beginning of a really hot gay porn, which is really, other than the thought of Bill and Sam, what brings this item to the top of the list. Spoiler alert: it was a dream sequence (which didn't make it any less hot).

    Anyone and everyone watching this episode was a little more than surprised to see Sam saunter over to the motel door and open it to find Bill shirtless and breathing heavily. We're getting the feeling that something is not quite right... until Bill begins to take off his pants and eyeballs Sam's lips repeatedly. Then it's confirmed. By the time they were bound for the shower together the answer was clear and jaws were on the floor. We rewound it...twice.

  2. 2

    Eric Stabs Talbot in the Back

    Well, you could say that Talbot really got f**ked in this episode. **rimshot** (no pun intended)

    Though this goes well beyond subtle homoerotic-undertones and steam trains (wakwakwaka) into gay sex, the details were really there. Eric tells Talbot to turn over to which he responds "Yes Daddy!"

    Season 3 Spoiler, but the reason this item is on this list:
    This one makes it in just on the basis of being a visual double entendre. Not to mention a shocking, hilarious, somewhat heart wrenching and thoroughly bad ass kill. Also, even though Eric has been shown to exhibit some homoerotic tendencies with some straight characters, he's never been outwardly and openly gay, as he primarily lusts after women.

  3. 3

    Jason Vogues, Dances for Lafayette

    There’s nothing quite like a little "blackmale" to really heat up a romance. It’s a dom/sub fantasy that even finds its way into the PG world of the rom-com (please see The Proposal – really don’t – but do note that blackmail is the major plot theme).

    There is something about Jason expressing his inner Madge (circa 1990) in his tighty whiteys that is both boyishly charming and erotically appealing. Perhaps it is his slow surrender to his burgeoning career as "America’s Next Top Web Cam Model." Or perhaps it is just his lick-o-licious abs attached to his "aw shucks sir, silly ol’ me is just prime for the taking advantage of meat" demeanor, but Jason and Laffy + camera spells = a Campbell's style ".mm, mmm good" emotion.

  4. 4

    The Bill and Jason Bromance

    "Was that, okay for you?" Oh, it was a lot more than "just fine" for us Jason. Ryan Kwanten, who plays Jason, has both stellar comedic timing and a raw sense of vulnerability that makes Jason one of the most compelling and fun characters to watch on this show.

    Throw in a rock hard body from tip to toe and color us card carrying members of team Jason.

    This scene has the all the best flavors of Jason: sweet, well-intentioned, vulnerable and helplessly, hopelessly dumb.

    We love it. It also captures that tantalizing mix of awkward curiosity and embarrassment that sometimes occurs between two straight men when they are caught touching each other... and liking it.

  5. 5

    Lafayette Peacocks for Eric

    Laffy and Eric were one of True Blood’s greatest couples towards the end of season two.

    They had chemistry, wit and a healthy dose of well deserved fear and animosity in the mix. Once Lafayette ingested Eric’s blood, the universal nature of the blood induced sex dreams came to the fore. Any time you put the words Eric, Nothman and sex together in a sentence, it works for us.

    Yet prior to his hemoglobin induced wet dream, Lala felt it necessary to "present" to Eric in what we can only imagine is a Bon Temps mating ritual. This scenes works both as a great site gag, and as a humorously erotic moment between Lala and Eric.

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