The Very Best of the @Qwikster Twitter Feed

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On September 19, 2011, Netflix decided that they were going to branch out into two companies, one that handles streaming, and one that handles just the DVD-to-mail part of the business. They decided to change the name of the most well known service of its kind in the industry to "Qwikster". But what they didn't think about was that on the day that one of the most successful companies in rentals announced a new brand, they did not secure their Twitter handle @Qwikster. It's owned by a young teenager/thug that goes by that handle on Twitter. These are his Tweets.

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    @Qwikster Receives Thousands of Dollars in Bids, Plays Soccer. Smart.

    He's received thousands of dollars in bids from people wanting to buy his handle from him, and not only is he not really doing much about it, but he's going to play soccer. That bee probably stung him in order to commit suicide after learning about his plans to play soccer when he could be making thousands.

    This was his reaction to Netflix wanting to buy his handle:

    "Some ppl"? Really? A public company. I don't think this kid knows what he could be making, what's happening or how huge it could be for him. This is as frustrating as an episode of Mister Magoo.

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    @Qwikster Makes a Hard Decision

    The greatest part of this particular Tweet is seeing the struggle in this young man's decision-making process. It has a happy ending, as he uses the lesser-known internet slang "LLS", which, in case you don't regularly use this phrase, stands for "laughing like sh*t".

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    @Qwikster Has a Positive Outlook on Emotional Baggage

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    @Qwikster, Unfortunately, Will Probably Have to Do This Again

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    @Qwikster Creates Another Word Riddle

    I have no idea what this means.

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    @Qwikster Should Probably Pay More Attention During This Particular Class

    I mean, he should at least learn how to use the word "about".

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    @Qwikster on the Attractive Young Women Around Him

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    @Qwikster is Emotionally Conflicted on His Vacation Plans

    This kid is incredibly bored all the time. Too bad he couldn't "blaze" at the time. It probably would've helped him stomach a trip to one of the most beautiful places on earth.

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    @Qwikster on Fellow Young Men Who Need to Check Their Ego at the Door

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    @Qwikster on Child Abuse

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    @Qwikster Ponders the Moral Implications of Slapstick Humor

    Alright, I have no idea how this person thinks the word "about" is supposed to be used, but it's not like this. The greatest part is that this very thug-sounding guy uses cute little emoticons in a lot of his tweets.

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    @Qwikster on Trying to Impress Older Siblings

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    @Qwikster Makes a Fashion Decision on the Fly

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    @Qwikster Reacts to Osama bin Laden's Death (Really)

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    @Qwikster Uses the Word "About" Really Strangely Again, is Probably Buff

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    @Qwikster is That One Guy That Plays Original Gangstaz

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    Things Are About to Get Real for @Qwikster

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    @Qwikster Heralds the End of an Era

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