Ah, the Oblivious Suburban Mom. She does it all, she's Super Mom! At least, she thinks she is. So much goes on behind this idiotic woman's back that it's hard to believe she doesn't see it. Maybe she does - she's just choosing NOT to see it. She'll probably hear that in her twice-weekly therapy sessions, where she laments the passage of time and the fact that her husband stays gone on "business" all the time.
The Oblivious Suburban Mom is fairly new to the meme world, appearing first on - you guessed it - Reddit. Yes, Oblivious Suburban Mom is hot, clueless and busy, busy, busy. She has no time for the likes of you, unless you are oh, say, 20-something and totally fine. Call her a MILF and she just might let you drive her...minivan. Until she has to go bail her delinquent, obnoxious, backwards ballcap-wearing teen out of juvie.
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