- 1+ 5- 1
Robots Full of Blue StuffvGary: "Our town's been taken over by robots full of blue stuff."
As noticed by Gary, their hometown has not just changed, it's been taken over by robots, robots that thrive on blue blood.
- 2+ 4- 1
Five MusketeersvGary: "And we're back! Just like the five musketeers."
Steven: "Three musketeers isn't it?"
Gary: "Well nobody knows how many there were really do they?"
Oliver: "You do know that 'The Three Musketeers' is a fiction right, written by Alexander Dumas."
Gary: "A lot of people are saying that about the bible these days."
Steven: "What, that it was written by Alexander Dumas?"
Gary: "Don't be daft, Steve. It was written by Jesus"
Andrew: "Are we there yet?"
Gary: "Let's do this."
The five high school friends, Gary, Steven, Oliver, Andrew and Peter reunite after 20 years apart, just like the five musketeers, or something like that.
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It's Not Us That's ChangedvSam: "You know it's weird, isn't it? You come back and everything's sort of different."
Gary: "It's not us that's changed! It's the town!"
Sam remarks on how it's weird to return to a town after an extended period of time, then see how things have changed. Gary has another theory: They are the same but the town is different. He might just be right.
- 4+ 2- 1
The Golden MilevGary: "20 years ago we tried to conquer the Golden Mile: 12 pubs, terminating at The World's End, but that night, we never made it to the end."
Gary explains the reason the crew has reunited. They are on a mission to complete an epic pub crawl involving 12 pubs, 12 pints and a lot of determinations, something they attempted previously but failed at.
- 5+ 1- 0
Look Who It IsGary: "Look who it is!"
Sam: "Wow, long time, Gary"
Gary: "Willkommen, bienvenu, welcome!"
During one of their stops, the men run into Sam, Oliver's sister. Sam has a history with the crew, having once been intimate with Gary, something that Steven, who's always loved Sam, never forgotten.
- 6+ 1- 1
Tell Me Right NowvSam: "What are you doing?"
Gary: "It's all right. I'm not trying to have sex with you. There's something I need to tell you right now. Unless you do want to have sex in which case I'll tell you afterwards."
Sam: "Tell me right now."
Gary confronts Sam in a restroom for an important conversation. Of course, he doesn't hesitate to offer her additional services while they're in there. She declines.
- 7+ 0- 0
We Should Head Back to LondonvSteven: "We should head back to London."
Gary: "A, we're all drunk. B, we've got blood on our hands."
Peter: "It's more like ink."
Gary: "We've got ink on our hands."
For once, Gary actually talks some sense into the guys. After Steven suggests they leave Newton Haven to return to London, Gary reminds them that driving might not be the best idea.
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Five of Those PleaseGary: "What do you recommend?"
Gary: "We'll have five of those please."
Andrew: "Four of those and a tap water"
During their 12-stop pub crawl, Gary is shocked when Andrew declines a beer in favor of water. While Gary might still be in a partying stage of his life, Andrew is showing some maturity.
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Newton Haven Has Been Taken OverRobot Twins: [in unison] "What did he say, Sam?"
Sam: "Newton Haven has been taken over by robots."
Robot Twins: [in unison] "Did you believe him?"
Sam thinks that the theory that the town's been invaded by robots is ridiculous but really, if she hasn't realized that she's talking to two robot twins, who've taken over the bodies of her friends, she might never get it.