The Worst People in the World

Forget Kim Jong Il and Charles Manson, this bitch is destroying the world. The fact that she's considered an "artist" makes me want to puke. The fact that she's loaded makes me want to double puke.

Her photos are stupid and disgusting. Oh look, it's a baby. Oh look, it's a baby dressed up like something that isn't a baby. F**K YOU ANNE GEDDES; I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR CALENDARS.

She is singlehandedly dumbing down America. If I ever meet her, I will dropkick the top of her head, Tony Jaa style. (see my upcoming: WORLD'S MOST AWESOME PEOPLE for more on Tony Jaa)

One word: Kokomo

Like the serpent in the book of Genesis, Jimmy Buffett killed paradise. With his horribly lame music, he destroyed cheeseburgers and margaritas just by singing about them.

Chairman of Scientology, murderer of Isaac Hayes.

Scientology is totally creepy. Sure, it's funny that people actually buy into something that's so obviously bulls**t, but I dare you to walk past a "Testing Center" without getting the willies.

David Miscavige is an unethical p***k who takes advantage of people who are confused and looking for answers (and are closeted homosexuals.)

As much as I respect the man for his awesome look and badass megalomania, he's also a total douche with a lot of power, which makes him one of the worst people in the world. Sorry Kim.

(I still think he'd be a great movie director.)