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Forget Kim Jong Il and Charles Manson, this b***h is destroying the world. The fact that she's considered an "artist" makes me want to puke. The fact that she's loaded makes me want to double puke.
Her photos are stupid and disgusting. Oh look, it's a baby. Oh look, it's a baby dressed up like something that isn't a baby. F**K YOU ANNE GEDDES; I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR CALENDARS.
She is singlehandedly dumbing down America. If I ever meet her, I will dropkick the top of her head, Tony Jaa style. (see my upcoming: WORLD'S MOST AWESOME PEOPLE for more on Tony Jaa)
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One word: Kokomo
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Like the serpent in the book of Genesis, Jimmy Buffett killed paradise. With his horribly lame music, he destroyed cheeseburgers and margaritas just by singing about them.
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Chairman of Scientology, murderer of Isaac Hayes.
Scientology is totally creepy. Sure, it's funny that people actually buy into something that's so obviously bullshit, but I dare you to walk past a "Testing Center" without getting the willies.
David Miscavige is an unethical p***k who takes advantage of people who are confused and looking for answers (and are closeted homosexuals.)
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As much as I respect the man for his awesome look and badass megalomania, he's also a total douche with a lot of power, which makes him one of the worst people in the world. Sorry Kim.
(I still think he'd be a great movie director.)
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I hear he's the cause of all pain, suffering and disease in the world.
I don't know, but it pisses me off that there's no "h" in his first name.
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Especially in the wake of Billy Mays' tragic and untimely death, Vince Offer (aka the Sham Wow guy) is totally one of the worst people in the world.
Not only did he steal Billy Mays' yelling infomercial cleaning guy schtick (and badly at that), he's really irritating! And what's with the Britney Spears on tour in the late 90's microphone? Oh yeah, and he looks like a reptilian.
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the advertising department at freecreditreport.com
I don't blame the actors in the freecreditreport.com commercials for making my TV watching life (when I'm at my boyfriend's place or am in some other situation where I don't have Tivo) a living h**l. No, I blame the advertising people who thought of it.
Those songs get stuck in my head. Sometimes, when I'm really tired, I don't realize what the commercial is until I find myself passively enjoying it, like a mindless blind idiot in They Live. I know there is secret programming under those pirate hats and shaggy hairstyles. Freecreditreport.com is a scary website probably involved with pyramid schemes and reptilians.... What was I talking about again?
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everyone
I really want a hamburger right now. I haven't told anyone, but I think you should all know without me having to say anything.
As NONE OF YOU care about my desire for a hamburger, you are all the worst people in the world.
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the advertising department at freecreditreport.com at 8/28/2009 12:08 AM
The Worst People in the World at 11/20/2009 9:58 AM
i think that kind of makes you the worst person in the world