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Kevin James' comedy 'Zookeeper' promises to be highly quotable. Some of the best 'Zookeeper' movie quotes, though, are reserved for his furry co-stars, including lions (voiced by Sylvester Stallone and Cher), bears (voiced by Favreau and Faizon Love), a monkey (Adam Sandler) a giraffe (Maya Rudolph) and a gorilla (Nick Nolte). This movie is absolutely packed with major stars lending voices to the Franklin Park Zoo animals. Behold, some of the best, most memorable quotes from the 2011 summer comedy 'Zookeeper.'

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64 Meat Lovers Pizzas

Pizza Guy: (on phone): "Okay let's review your order: That'll be 64 meat lovers pizzas, 32 caesar salads, and can I interest you in our new fudge roll?"
Bernie the Gorilla: "Yes."
Pizza Guy: "Alright, let's see - that's a total of $1636.74. Will that be cash or credit?"
Jerome the Bear: "Hang it up! Hang it up!"
(Bernie hangs up the phone)
Donald the Monkey: "So close."
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T.G.I. Fridays

Bernie the Gorilla: "Is T.G.I Fridays as incredible as it looks?"
Griffin: "It's pretty good."
Bernie the Gorilla: "Shut...up!"

Yes, Bernie, T.G.I. Fridays is just that awesome. Especially to a gorilla longing to experience a human restaurant and bar. Bernie and Griffin have a big time on the town, singing "Low," picking up chicks...wait, WHAT?!
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Look Like a Hero

Joe the Lion: "Alright, time to make Griffin look like a hero..."

Not suprisingly, Joe the Lion's plan to make zookeeper Griffin look like a real hero to impress the ladies backfires - miserably.
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Bernie Drives the Van

Griffin: "Hey, come on! Get out!"
Bernie the Gorilla: "I can do this."
Griffin: "Okay." (runs and gets in the van, which promptly crashes into a parked car)

Well, Bernie's driving skills leave much to be desired, don't they? Bernie, by the way, is voiced by Nick Nolte (hilariously).
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Hot Shot

Griffin: "You think I should just ask her out?"
(animals laugh)
Donald the Monkey: "All right now, slow it down hot shot!"

So, it's come to this: Griffin is officially asking zoo animals for dating advice. And they're giving it. And they're laughing at him. (A lot)
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It's Barbed

Stephanie: "Hey, I hope my being here doesn't make you uncomfortable."
Griffin: "I'm not uncomfortable - soooo comfortable." (gets speared in the face by a porcupine needle) "Ow!!"
Stephanie: "Oh my God, oh my God!"
Griffin: "No, it's fine, it's fine, I got it." (tries to pull out needle) "Ohhhhhh God, it's barbed! Okay, so hey - how you doing...."

Gotta hand it to Griffin Keyes, he's unflappable, even when taking a porcupine barb to the cheek...
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Today's Tuesday

Griffin: "How is it you're able to talk?"
Donald the Monkey: "Let's see, today's Tuesday so ummmm...always."

Donald the Monkey (Adam Sandler) has some of the best one-liners in 'Zookeeper,' including this one.
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We Need to Talk

Joe the Lion: "Griffin! We need to talk!"
Griffin: (Screams, runs, accidentally knocks himself unconscious)
Donald the Monkey: "Aw, crud!"

Yes, Zookeeper Griffin, the animals really are talking. A lot. And they want to help you - so, when you recover from your concussion, you might want to listen to them.
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Really?

Griffin: "Hey, what's that?!" (points to a message in a bottle on the beach)
Stephanie: "It says 'Will You Marry...'"
Griffin: "Will you marry me?"
Stephanie: "No."
Griffin: "Really?"
Stephanie: "I know it shouldn't bother me that you're a zookeeper, but...it kinda does."
Griffin: "Really?"

Poor Griffin. His true love rejects him because he's a zookeeper. How shallow! Our heartbroken hero has only the animals to comfort him now...and to eventually help him win her back!
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Intimidate a Rival

Frog: "If you want to intimidate a rival, do this!" (blows up throat)
(cuts to scene with Griffin doing the same)
Frog: "If that doesn't work, assume attack position!"
(Griffin attempts to assume the attack position, rips pants)

Obviously 'Zookeeper' is a movie with a lot of physical comedy - including hilarious promptings from Frog (Don Rickles), who tries to help Griffin intimiate Stephanie's current boyfriend. Needless to say, it doesn't go so well.
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