silly Things I Can Really Hear my Neighbor Evelyn Doing.  

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Her body looks like a potato with little skinny chopstick legs shoved up the bottom and her many many potted plants are all over the courtyard... What wondrous interests and activities of hers will be keeping me awake tonight?
Her Accordion is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Things I Can Really Hear my Neighbor Evelyn Doing.
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Her Accordion


Yes the constant breathy reverberations of the piano bag haunt my steps but usually just for 3-4 hours after dinner every night.

I sometimes have to spin the annoyance positively for guests as I encourage them to imagine we're trapped inside a Fellini film.
Feeding her Cats is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Things I Can Really Hear my Neighbor Evelyn Doing.
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Feeding her Cats


I'm not sure why she throws their food up into the air kamikaze style but its probably because she loves watching them chase it around her hardwood floors while she eats desert and drinks Yakult.

"Oh you should try Yakult Laurence its sooo good."

Okay I love it. Are you happy now? Its delicious, alright, fine, so what.
Entertaining Strange Men is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Things I Can Really Hear my Neighbor Evelyn Doing.
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Entertaining Strange Men


So you're either murdering someone on a jet ski or having sex on a water bed while you watch NASCAR.

No really thats great we love the smell of cigars, cigarettes and don't mind your bathtub overflowing into our kitchen.
Watching Jeopardy is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Things I Can Really Hear my Neighbor Evelyn Doing.
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Watching Jeopardy


Just try and think of it as free night school.

Did you know the Bering Strait is known to natives as "Imakpik"