Things I Can Really Hear my Neighbor Evelyn Doing. Anything

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Things I Can Really Hear my Neighbor Evelyn Doing.

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Her body looks like a potato with little skinny chopstick legs shoved up the bottom and her many many potted plants are all over the courtyard... What wondrous interests and activities of hers will be keeping me awake tonight?
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    Her Accordion

    Yes the constant breathy reverberations of the piano bag haunt my steps but usually just for 3-4 hours after dinner every night.

    I sometimes have to spin the annoyance positively for guests as I encourage them to imagine we're trapped inside a Fellini film.
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    Feeding her Cats

    I'm not sure why she throws their food up into the air kamikaze style but its probably because she loves watching them chase it around her hardwood floors while she eats desert and drinks Yakult.

    "Oh you should try Yakult Laurence its sooo good."

    Okay I love it. Are you happy now? Its delicious, alright, fine, so what.
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    Entertaining Strange Men

    So you're either murdering someone on a jet ski or having sex on a water bed while you watch NASCAR.

    No really thats great we love the smell of cigars, cigarettes and don't mind your bathtub overflowing into our kitchen.
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    Watching Jeopardy

    Just try and think of it as free night school.

    Did you know the Bering Strait is known to natives as "Imakpik"

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    Masterb@$%ing

    So you can sit on your Dremel strapped to a cushion - - why go on screaming about it?

    Yes, we can hear every echoing mechanical whir and gravely sinful moan but fortunately only in our hallway right by the living room archway.

    I wish people handled excitement more... modestly. Like... writing about it.

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  1. Web Infoguy
    Feeding her Cats at 12/20/2009 10:23 PM
    what is Yakult?
  2. Web Infoguy
    Things I Can Really Hear my Neighbor Evelyn Doing. at 12/20/2009 10:22 PM
    hilarious. coal space heater - can't believe you even found an image of such a thing
  3. more pics of Evlyn! more more pics!
    Things I Can Really Hear my Neighbor Evelyn Doing. at 12/16/2009 11:34 PM
    i said it in the name.
  4. kristen1985
    Masterb@$%ing at 12/04/2009 10:45 AM
    Hahaa that is embarrassing. How do you give your neighbor a serious look after hearing such things?
  5. Anonymous
    Things I Can Really Hear my Neighbor Evelyn Doing. at 11/12/2009 4:23 PM
    buy that b***h a real Sybian!
    1. nlsn
      Things I Can Really Hear my Neighbor Evelyn Doing. at 11/13/2009 1:34 AM
      Swearing only turns her on. You should avoid vulgarity, it's like a mating call.
      1. Anonymous
        Things I Can Really Hear my Neighbor Evelyn Doing. at 11/14/2009 2:05 PM
        haha. you gotta catch her on video and upload some! what is Yakult?
  6. Joanne
    Things I Can Really Hear my Neighbor Evelyn Doing. at 11/12/2009 1:20 PM
    Yes, it's pretty disturbing the things that your dear friend Evelyn is doing. But you know what's even more disturbing? THAT YOU'RE LISTENING TO EVERY SINGLE THING SHE'S DOING! Creeeeeeepy.....
    1. nlsn
      Things I Can Really Hear my Neighbor Evelyn Doing. at 11/12/2009 1:29 PM
      walls < paper
      1. BrianGilmore
        Things I Can Really Hear my Neighbor Evelyn Doing. at 11/12/2009 1:32 PM
        That Edward James Olmos dude you added to "entertaining strange men" is amazing.
        1. Clark Benson
          Things I Can Really Hear my Neighbor Evelyn Doing. at 11/12/2009 3:19 PM
          Bukowski, junior, Bukowski.
        1. nlsn
          Things I Can Really Hear my Neighbor Evelyn Doing. at 11/12/2009 3:02 PM
          Those dirty old men...

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