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Think Like a Man Movie Quotes

'Think Like a Man' movie quotes are hilarious! This 2012 comedy movie stars Kevin Hart as Cedric, one of several guys struggling to come to terms with their relationships with the women in their lives. When the ladies begin following the advice of Steve Harvey (whose book, 'Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man,' is the basis for this film), the guys declare all out war, and a battle of the sexes ensues. Not surprisingly, Kevin Hart delivers some of the most memorable quotes in 'Think Like a Man.' See a favorite? Vote it up! And be sure to add any quotes that are missing.

'Think Like a Man' features an all-star cast, including Kevin Hart, Gabrielle Union, Michael Ealy, Regina Hall, Meagan Good, Taraji P. Henson, Chris Brown, Jerry Ferrara, Jenifer Lewis, Terrence Jenkins and Romany Malco. When a group of guy friends figures out that the women they love are reading Steve Harvey's best-selling relationships book about how to deal with men, they decide to try and turn the tables. Will it work? Not likely, but it'll be funny watching them try.

If you're looking for other excellent quotes from films, check out these lists for the best lines from Tyler Perry's 'Good Deeds,' 'American Reunion,' '21 Jump Street,' 'Goon,' 'A Thousand Words,' 'The Sitter,' 'This Means War,' 'The Help,' 'Wanderlust,' 'Red Tails,' 'Act of Valor,' 'One for the Money,' 'Moneyball,' and 'Tower Heist.'

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    Stronger Version of Prince


    Cedric (to Shannon Brown and Ron Artest/Metta World Peace): "Why don't you and the stronger version of Prince go back down to that side of the court and do what y'all was doing. Cause if y'all want the court, you'll play us for the court like real men."
    Ron Artest/Metta World Peace: "So y'all wanna play for it?"
    Cedric: "You heard what I stuttering?"

    This scene, which features all the guys from 'Think Like a Man' playing ball, is hilarious. Cedric, of course, has to open his big mouth and challenge the likes of Shannon Brown, Matt Barnes, Metta World Peace (otherwise known as Ron Artest or, in Cedric's words, 'the stronger version of Prince,' and several other well-known NBA/WNBA stars) is an instant classic.

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    Three Rings of Marriage


    Cedric: "What do you call the three rings of marriage? Engagement ring, wedding ring and insuffering..."

    Cedric has some learning to do when it comes to women, love and relationships. Insuffering? Nice. The women have had enough, and Cedric's about to learn some tough lessons.

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    Perfect Man

    Lauren: "There is no such thing as a perfect man."

    Lauren seems to have a handle on this thing: No, there is no 'perfect man' out there, but there are great men who mean well and certainly try their best...

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    Open the Door for Me


    Mya: "I don't go out with guys who don't open the door for me."
    Zeke: "Really?"
    Mya: "Really."
    Zeke: "Seriously?!"
    Mya: "Yes."(as Zeke drives off, quickly and then, after a moment, drives back to the curb where she's standing) "No he didn't..."
    Zeke: "Gotcha..."

    Is it too much for Mya to want a nice guy that treats her with respect, by holding the car door open for her? Dear Zeke, a Word of Advice: Get out and open her door...

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    How Old is Your Mom?


    Cedric: "Mike, how old is your mom?"
    Michael: "What?!"
    Cedric: "I'm not saying it like that. No, I am. I am. It's like that. Ms. Loretta, I'm ready for the rest of the tour!"

    Michael (Terrence Jenkins) isn't real happy with Cedric making moves on his mom, Loretta (Jenifer Lewis). Is he seriously that desperate? Yes. Yes, he is...

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    The Butt Factory

    Cedric: "The only women I want to talk to tonight are dancin' naked down at the butt factory."

    Cedric (Kevin Hart) really needs to get a grip on his chauvinistic attitude. It might sound cool when he's with his buddies, but it definitely won't fly with the lady in his life.

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    Family Feud Steve Harvey?


    Cedric: "Family Feud Steve Harvey...throw us under the bus like that?!"

    Yes, Cedric, women now have their playbook, thanks to Steve Harvey. Did he actually throw guys under the bus by writing it? Not if the guys can turn the tables, he didn't.

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    On My Head

    Cedric: "He put his balls on my head..."

    Cedric whispers this to Dominic after Shannon Brown dunks right over his head. These guys are overmatched, even with Cedric covering Lisa Leslie.

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    Cedric: "See what I like to do is get some chocolate covered strawberries then when I come downstairs with a G-string on...made of hot!"

    Maybe Cedric should try wearing his "onesie" instead of the G-string. Might be more attractive to the ladies...

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    First Real Date


    Mya: "Babe I got us right back..."
    Alex: "I'll be right here."
    Mya: "Oh, you were an animal last night!" (Said as Alex is furiously grabbing his clothes to leave) "So babe, was thinking we could go our first real date?"
    Alex: "Yeah, babe, we should do that..." (as he grabs the latte and runs for the door)
    Mya: " he didn't...he took my coffee?!"

    Alex (Chris Brown) seems pretty determined to get out of Mya's apartment as quickly as possible, even as she suggest that they try actual dating. Mya (Meagan Good), understandably, is furious when he not only leaves while she's in the other room -- but when he takes her coffee, too.

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    Put Me In My Onesie

    Cedric: "I need to be helped. I need you to rub my back, put me in my onesie...whatever you need to do baby, I'm yours!"

    For all of Cedric's attitude, deep down he knows he needs Lauren to take care of him and put him in his...onesie? Okayyyyyyyyy....

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    Win the Game of Love

    Steve Harvey: "Ladies, until you understand the mindset of a man, you are never gonna win in the game of love."

    When Lauren (Taraji P. Henson), Candace (Regina Hall) and their other female friends discover Steve Harvey's self-help book, 'Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man,' they decide to try and put his words into action. Thinking like a man? Yeah, sometimes it does work.

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