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Think Like a Man Movie Quotes

'Think Like a Man' movie quotes are hilarious! This 2012 comedy movie stars Kevin Hart as Cedric, one of several guys struggling to come to terms with their relationships with the women in their lives. When the ladies begin following the advice of Steve Harvey (whose book, 'Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man,' is the basis for this film), the guys declare all out war, and a battle of the sexes ensues. Not surprisingly, Kevin Hart delivers some of the most memorable quotes in 'Think Like a Man.' See a favorite? Vote it up! And be sure to add any quotes that are missing.

'Think Like a Man' features an all-star cast, including Kevin Hart, Gabrielle Union, Michael Ealy, Regina Hall, Meagan Good, Taraji P. Henson, Chris Brown, Jerry Ferrara, Jenifer Lewis, Terrence Jenkins and Romany Malco. When a group of guy friends figures out that the women they love are reading Steve Harvey's best-selling relationships book about how to deal with men, they decide to try and turn the tables. Will it work? Not likely, but it'll be funny watching them try.

If you're looking for other excellent quotes from films, check out these lists for the best lines from Tyler Perry's 'Good Deeds,' 'American Reunion,' '21 Jump Street,' 'Goon,' 'A Thousand Words,' 'The Sitter,' 'This Means War,' 'The Help,' 'Wanderlust,' 'Red Tails,' 'Act of Valor,' 'One for the Money,' 'Moneyball,' and 'Tower Heist.'

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    Family Feud Steve Harvey?

    Cedric: "Family Feud Steve Harvey...throw us under the bus like that?!"

    Yes, Cedric, women now have their playbook, thanks to Steve Harvey. Did he actually throw guys under the bus by writing it? Not if the guys can turn the tables, he didn't.

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    First Real Date

    Mya: "Babe I got us right back..."
    Alex: "I'll be right here."
    Mya: "Oh, you were an animal last night!" (Said as Alex is furiously grabbing his clothes to leave) "So babe, was thinking we could go our first real date?"
    Alex: "Yeah, babe, we should do that..." (as he grabs the latte and runs for the door)
    Mya: " he didn't...he took my coffee?!"

    Alex (Chris Brown) seems pretty determined to get out of Mya's apartment as quickly as possible, even as she suggest that they try actual dating. Mya (Meagan Good), understandably, is furious when he not only leaves while she's in the other room -- but when he takes her coffee, too.

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    Cedric: "See what I like to do is get some chocolate covered strawberries then when I come downstairs with a G-string on...made of hot!"

    Maybe Cedric should try wearing his "onesie" instead of the G-string. Might be more attractive to the ladies...

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    How Old is Your Mom?

    Cedric: "Mike, how old is your mom?"
    Michael: "What?!"
    Cedric: "I'm not saying it like that. No, I am. I am. It's like that. Ms. Loretta, I'm ready for the rest of the tour!"

    Michael (Terrence Jenkins) isn't real happy with Cedric making moves on his mom, Loretta (Jenifer Lewis). Is he seriously that desperate? Yes. Yes, he is...

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    On My Head

    Cedric: "He put his balls on my head..."

    Cedric whispers this to Dominic after Shannon Brown dunks right over his head. These guys are overmatched, even with Cedric covering Lisa Leslie.

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    Open the Door for Me

    Mya: "I don't go out with guys who don't open the door for me."
    Zeke: "Really?"
    Mya: "Really."
    Zeke: "Seriously?!"
    Mya: "Yes."(as Zeke drives off, quickly and then, after a moment, drives back to the curb where she's standing) "No he didn't..."
    Zeke: "Gotcha..."

    Is it too much for Mya to want a nice guy that treats her with respect, by holding the car door open for her? Dear Zeke, a Word of Advice: Get out and open her door...

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