L The List
- 1+ 15- 2
Looting, Rioting, SinkholesSeth Rogen: "There's looting, rioting."
Danny McBride: "For all we know the f****** Lakers could have just won. That's the reason why all this is happening."
Jay Baruchel: "I think it's the apocalypse. It's all in here, 'and he opened the bottomless pit.'"
Seth Rogen: "The sinkhole? Every single time I turn on the news, sinkhole in South America, a bunch of South Americans getting sucked into the ground."
Jonah Hill: "Sinkhole de Mayo"
Following the apocalyptic events that unfolded outside, the men discuss what they think is happening. Danny wonders if this is just another riot after a Los Angeles Lakers win while Seth and Jonah joke about South American sinkholes.
- 2+ 14- 4
That Milky WayDanny McBride: "We should just stay in here, fortify this b**** and take inventory of all the food we have."
Seth Rogen: "We've got 12 bottles of water, 56 beers, Nutella, CT Crunch, a Milky Way…"
Jonah Hill: "Can I have that Milky Way?"
James Franco: "No you can't have that Milky Way. It's my special food. I like it."
Seth Rogen: "I want some of the Milky Way."
Craig Robinson: "I'll be pretty bummed if I don't at least get a bite of the Milky Way."
When the world around them is collapsing, the six men argue over something much more important, who will eat the last Milky Way candy bar left in the house. Clearly this is going to be quite a brutal battle.
- 3+ 11- 4
Emma Watson Showed UpJames Franco: [in a video confessional] "Emma Watson showed up."
Emma Watson: "Give me everything you have to drink!"
Seth Rogen: "There are six of us! You cannot rob us!"
Emma Watson: "I am not f****** around!"
Danny McBride: [in a video confessional] "Hermione just stole all of our s***."
Emma Watson might seem sweet and innocent in real life but as she shows in this scene, when she attacks six grown men with an ax, she's a force to be reckoned with. Yes, guys, Herminoe just stole all your s***.
- 4+ 4- 0
Like a Piece of MeSeth Rogen: "This place is beautiful, man."
James Franco: "This place is like a piece of me. You two just stepped inside me."
Seth Rogen: "You let is both come inside you. Yeah!"
James Franco: "Boom!"
Jay Baruchel: "Thanks, James Franco"
When Seth and Jay arrive at James Franco's house, things get a little weird from the get go but this awkward conversation is minuscule compared to the strange events that are about to follow.
- 5+ 5- 2
Stop Haunting MeCraig Robinson: [in a video confessional] "It seems like just yesterday we were all at the party and I was singing 'Take Your Panties Off.'" [at the party, singing] "Take your panties off."
Crowd: [singing] "Take your panties off."
Craig Robinson: [singing] "Take your panties off."
Crowd: [singing] "Take your panties off."
Craig Robinson: "Come on, Rihanna, take your panties off of me."
Rihanna: "Come on, Craig, can you f*** off of me?"
Craig Robinson: [in a video confessional] "That's the last thing I heard before they all died… I could have done it. All I had to do is reach out."
James Franco: "Seth, come on! Get in the house!"
Aziz Ansari: "Craig!"
Craig Robinson: "It's too late for you. You're already in the hole!"
Aziz Ansari: "What the f*** are you talking about?"
Craig Robinson: [in a video confessional] "I did everything I could. Aziz, come back! Stop haunting me!"
Craig Robinson reminisces on the events surrounding the party and the tragic events that stopped the celebration. He remembers singing Rihanna a lovely song then the sad choice he had to make by leaving Aziz Ansari in a sinkhole, a thought that is now haunting him.
- 6+ 4- 2
Famous PeopleMale News Anchor: "The biggest earthquake to ever his Los…"
Female News Anchor: "…Office is urging people to stay in their homes right now and also reports of looting and rioting are spreading around…"
James Franco: "Rioting"
Female News Anchor: "… the city. Police are pretty much outnumbered as people are turning to one another. Martial law has now been declared."
Male: "Air Force One has gone down…"
James Franco: "It's gone, guys"
Jay Baruchel: "So, so, I, I think we should probably go back to your place, all right?"
Seth Rogen: "What are you talking about, man? No, no way. I'm not, I'm, I'm not leaving here."
Jay Baruchel: "I, I don't want to die at James Franco's house."
Seth Rogen: "We need to stay here until they start rescuing people, okay?!"
Jonah Hill: "A huge earthquake happens, who do they rescue first? Actors!"
Seth Rogen: "Famous people"
Jonah Hill: "They'll get Clooney, Sandra Bullock, me. If there's room you guys will come. The point is that we're all gonna get out of this first."
The guys are frightened after hearing of the chaos and destruction on the news but Jonah Hill gives them his perspective on the matter. Jonah urges them not to be afraid as because they are actors, they, or at least he, will be rescued first. It must be nice being a famous person in Hollywood in cases like this.