- 1How did this Umpaa Lumpa make it out of the chocolate factory?
- 2Holy crap! A Glade trash bag is walking towards us!
- 3This is one of the times that it is a good thing there are not two of the exact same person walking around.
Lady Ga GaI think we all remember this weird moment from Lady Ga Ga at the VMA awards. This is very 'tranny meets outer space in the movie Hellraiser' kind of costume. If that is the look she was going for then she nailed it right on the head.
John MayerThis is a perfect example of why you never let your mother or your girlfriend dress you. Is that a moose knuckle I see John? Oh no, its just your small dick that we can perfectly see the outline of! Please get fitted clothes.
- 6What about the Grammys tells you to dress up in Charlie Chaplin clothing? She is a gorgeous older woman, and actually has a great body for her age, but this is a perfect example of the effects of menopause. You lose your periods, your friends, your hair, your ass and t**s, and apparently your fashion sense.
BeyonceLook at that beautiful sofa...oh s**t! It's Beyonce. Sorry Beyonce, I mistook you for a sofa.
- 8Where is her shape, her curves, her color? Here she's dressed as if she's attending that possessed dinner party in the movie Beetlejuice. What the hell do you have to say about yourself Jessica? We're waiting......
Latoya JacksonWhat is that? Latoya Jackson? It looks like someone put her through the washer machine and hung her up to dry (and this time, not emotionally).
- 10I can seriously make a list with just HER outfits. She either doesn't have a stylist or her stylist is Stevie Wonder.
- 11Kirsten, Kirsten, Kirsten. Just shoot herself for wearing this outfit. I actually want to meet the person that said this would look good on her. "Yes Kirsten, looking like a pillow case with no neck is in now."