Top 10 Batsh*t Insane Twilight Fan Moments

I'm not kidding, I watched Twilight for the first time ever just to see why people are...you know...

anyway, the film wasn't that bad, given the subject matter. However I do have to say it wasn't that good either. I would rather watch Pride and Prejudice (the 10 year long version) or Anne of Green Gables...

My soul will not be purged until Avengers comes out! :D

You should do a Justin Bieber fans one.

Research better next time. You state in point 5 that all vampires in the history of vampires burn up in the sun. In Bram Stoker's Dracula, arguably the most influential work in defining the modern depiction of vampires, Dracula himself is able to move about during the daytime.

Come to think of it, this... Twilight "phenomenon" is really interesting in a biological kind of way :D I think that if scientists start experimenting on Twilight fan girls (I say girls, because they are the ones who get obsessed and mainly the ones who like the damn saga) they will probably learn a lot more about a womans mind and how it actually works xDxDxD :D:D:D:D:D:D

Clearly the woman atacking him Newyork should have been thrown in Jail, and the woman crying should get a grip, but the people camping out are doing for fun, and the experience of being on the red carpet at a big premiere. Some people do like to meet the cast, nothing wrong with that.It is Summits idea to have people camp out,not the fans, they would rather be in a cozy motet room. From what I hear, it is more like a camping festival. Nothing wrong with fans having a community.

WOW! Crazy s**t.\nBut, it's not like you get all this crazy by reading the books, (maybe, maybe not...?) people shouldn't be afraid of reading them either. Of course, if you don't want to then don't, but some of the comments here make it sounds like you will be this crazy if you read one of Stephenie's books. I love them, and I have nothing against those who doesn't like them. And you can hate the book all you want, just don't hate the writer... right? Or am I just talking bulls**t, yeah well, I think I am. Not every fan of twilight is crazy, people just see those who is and not those who is normal. But come on? It's just a book, and you don't have to belong in any category if you read it. Like some guy said...(f*ggots, fat emos..really? Are you that insecure on yourself?) weeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllll, i meant no harm with this comment. And don't bother to try start an internet fight with me, I usually don't respond at all to people who have this need to fight with someone over the internet.. XOXO

I'm appalled and scared now. The lengths people will go for this franchise have been taken to new heights. I never had a real attraction to these books, but never will I utter those words in public for fear I may become a victim.

I think I dont want to ever understand what a girls mind is like.
Good thing Im gay.

hahaha, idiot "Twitards" New Rule: eye 4 an eye twiligh style... Defeniton: if a "Twitard" hurts or kills an "Antis" (f**king gayest names ever) then the "Twitard" shall be hurt or killed in the EXACT SAME WAY weither the crime was succeded or not...

i practically slept during the first movie, dont want to try d others. but really, vampires dat sparkle, nd a goreless vampire werewolf movie.

ok, my friends say im obsessed with twilight cuz i talk about it a lot, i have some merchandise(t-shirts, books, dvds, cds, acessories, stuff like that), and i have a like three posters up on my wall. but if my friends see THIS they'll know that im basiclly NOT obsessed. yes, im a twihard slightly and i do write fanfics(although not about nessie, the demon spawn child.......i didnt like BD that much),but i dont do any of the s**t on this list, especially #2. I HAVE FRIENDS WHO HATE TWILIGHT, AND I STILL LOVE EM AND RESPECT THERE OPINION!! the only thing i would do one this list possiblly is a tattoo, but i would do it of a quote from the book, not a charecters face.

omfg this was too funny

I like to refer to them as "Twi-tards".

Wow, a young, unmarried guy who hires security to keep girls from touching him...umm, okay.

Some of these fans are not fans. They're 'stans', and they're psychotics suffering from delusions of grandeur.

I'm a fan, part of the Twilight fandom, and I can say without hesitation that if someone on one of the fansites I frequent had confessed to doing some of these things, they'd be WTF'd out of the comm.

Honestly, some of us enjoy the fandom because it's an easy way to talk to other gals with similar interests. Some of us hate the books; some of us love them. Some of us think that Meyer can't write for s**t, but almost all of us agree that the story is compelling enough, (even as a few of us shudder with feminist rage at some of the themes). There are all types. And because Twilight is so huge right now, the pop**ation of 'stans' (which is present in *every* fandom) is also larger.

Another thing to remember is that our culture is encouraging and even rewarding some of this insanity. That Burger King commercial? Yeah, they had an open casting call for it, asking for the most devout and crazy Team Edward and Team Jacob fans. Look around, and you'll find lots of other contests and things that reward people for acting like bats**t insane 'stans'. This is by no means a defense of their behavior, but just something to keep in mind.
*For the definition of 'stan', please see urbandictionary or listen to the Eminem song.

If the lovers are called "Twihards," shouldn't the haters be called "AnTwis?"

I will refer this to everyone I know.