If you haven't heard of chatroulette.com, it's a website where people are video-connected to a random person anywhere else in the world... These random people could be waving friendly people, disembodied penises, or someone trying to prank you via Chatroulette's "video upload" function where you can upload a video to show instead of your face when people stumble upon your channel. Here are the best pranks being posted on YouTube by creative pranksters nailing lonely guys in their most vulnerable state on Chatroulette. Looking for hot girls on chatroulette? You're in the wrong spot.
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Meet Jessica Alba
Click the previews for the other versions of this after this first video is over. This is the quickest, greatest and funniest Chatroulette prank that is being regularly played on lonely guys, girls and groups of all sizes.
It's basically a video that Jessica Alba made for a site called ibeatyou.com where someone challenged her to a staring contest. She actually responded and uploaded this video, which is now being used to endlessly troll through Chatroulette.com.
Sure, this has been used many times over by now on that website, but until now it has just been giggle-worthy. It is now hilarious.
About 9 seconds into the video chat (which is apparently JUST enough time for any guy to get excited about private video chatting with JESSICA freaking ALBA), the image of Jessica Alba turns into a picture of the Goatse. The reactions are absolute gold as one of the most beautiful women on Earth turns into one of the grossest pictures the internet has ever put together -- and that's saying a lot.
Now, we can't (well we can, but we won't, as we don't want to see it) show you what the Goatse really is if you don't already know. Just know that it is a really graphic picture of a gentleman grabbing a part of itself, and then, let's say, "opening up" to the world.
Here's a picture we found of Kermit the Frog doing the Goatse, in case our masterful use of the English language escaped you in the last paragraph: http://ow.ly/1F19Y [NSFW... kind of]
The Eye Vagina
We have no idea what you perverts are talking about, we just see some guy with his eye closed.
This video's pretty great all the way through. Basically, a guy with his eye closed and turned sideways kind of looks like a girl's crotch, exciting (for a few seconds) many lonely guys and teenage boys.
The fact that you may be seeing a naked stranger always takes a few seconds to process, so as soon as people register "yep, this is a girl's crotch" the guy opens his eye revealing that he's been watching the whole time; which can only be described as either a nightmare or a microcosm for how we feel about womankind.
The real question is how do you discover your eye looks like a crotch when it's sideways?
Chat Roulette Wii
Okay, so if you've been on Chatroulette long enough, you've seen your fair share of unexpected nudity (if you've clicked "Next" a total of 10 times or more, you will inevitably see a penis at any time of day or night, guaranteed).
You've seen guys pretending to be women and women pretending to care about you. Then, all of a sudden, you see... Mario?!
This prankster pulls a relatively innocent joke that turns pretty funny as the victim buys into the charade that moving his arms in front of the camera controls Mario. He's not, of course. He's just flailing wildly about as the prankster jumps around the Mushroom Kingdom and gets killed by a Goombah, therefore making the prankee feel like they're "doing it wrong".
The best part is this guy's face from 1:03 onward, reacting to his failure to keep Mario alive and then trying in vain to navigate the menu screen using his fingers.
This prank deserves an award. Imagine you're a normal guy over at a friend's house, screwing around on Chatroulette when an attractive woman starts stripping for you. Pretty sweet, right?
Then her hot friend comes in and they start wrestling on the bed. Oh man, this just gets better and better.
About a minute and a half into the chat the room is filled with hot women dancing, and more and more people just keep flooding in wearing towels, bikinis and other fantasy outfits. Life is good.
It's not until the stripper pole suddenly descends at 2:51 into the clip that you begin to suspect that maybe, just maybe, this is fake and a hoax.
This guy's a pretty good sport about it, but what we love is the fact that he writes the video off as "fake" at the end. As if it's somehow not cool that the whole thing isn't a random occurrence. We've got news for you, pal. It's VERY cool, even if it IS fake.
Classic Rick Roll
Same bait-and-switch set up as most of these pranks... the twist? It incorporates a meme we all know and love. The meme that has spelled out one giant "F**K YOU" to all of us at some point in time. Yes, these men are experiencing a girl they think is stripping for them (and somehow, inexplicably, typing while she's dancing around... these aren't very "smart" men) and right when she is about to show them the goods our old friend Rick Astley, much like Chatroulette, shows them exactly what the internet is made of (dicks).
Best prank attempt starts at 00:45
There's Just One Problem
It's a fact of life guys just turn off their brains when they see boobs. The lonely guy at the top who appears to live in Harry Potter's old room under the staircase keeps trying to convince the girl at the bottom to show her breasts. He actually notices that the girl isn't aiming the camera at her face, but she keeps ominously pointing out that he would regret seeing her hideous mug. (It's the kind of thing he'll realize was a pretty damn obvious red flag in the minutes to come.)
You can skip forward to 2:08 and read the chat to catch up, or you can put on John Williams' theme to Jaws and feel your blood pressure rise as the suspense becomes interminable.
Needless to say, the camera eventually tilts upwards and the face... the face is classic.
This lonesome soldier stationed in Iraq seems to have hit the jackpot at 0:21 seconds when the vivacious girl offers him a dance.
Like many Chatroulette pranks, it's basically a bait-and-switch.
She performs some belly dancing salsa rump shacking fusion moves, mesmerizing the enlisted man of honor and the poor guy seems genuinely appreciative. Watch him nod his head in rhythm to her movements at 0:51 seconds.
It's only when the soldier types "Show me your support... I haven't seen this in seven months" that the guilty conscience of the young teenage dude that's playing the prank starts kicking in, and unlike anyone else on this list, he even apologizes.
The soldier's face speaks volumes at the end, like he's saying, "THIS is what I'm fighting for?!" That's right... He's fighting for this kid's First Amendment right to be a douche.
That being said, hats off to this douchey kid for catching even DOUCHIER kids willing to take their shirts off for a girl they've never met who is obviously too attractive for them on the internet.
Welcome to the internet, boys.
P.S. Is that the Girls Gone Wild theme?...
Will Dance For Boobs
Forget the klondike bar, what will guys do for bitches? They'll have their own homoerotic dance party if a hottie asks them to. At 0:26 seconds the guys are debating whether not to do it.
The gorgeous temptress sucks her finger and seals the deal. The guys go nuts and start bouncing around and in return they get... boobs. Old Man boobs, sure, but boobs nonetheless. The horny guys even start cracking up because, hey, this is a good prank.
For some reason the musical track "Cotton Eye Joe" makes this clip extra hilarious, and the fact that this clip includes multiple successful pranks on various unsuspecting schmoes almost elevates this switcheroo from playful tease to a powerful indictment of a male-dominated society.