If you haven't heard of chatroulette.com, you soon will. It's a website where people are video-connected to a random person anywhere else in the world... these random people could be waving friendly people, disembodied penises or someone trying to prank you via Chatroulette's "video upload" function where you can upload a video to show instead of your face when people stumble upon your channel. Here are the best pranks being posted on YouTube by creative pranksters nailing lonely guys in their most vulnerable state on Chatroulette.
It's a fact of life guys just turn off their brains when they see bitches. The lonely guy at the top who appears to live in Harry Potter's old room under the staircase keeps trying to convince the girl at the bottom to show her bitches. He actually notices that the girl isn't aiming the camera at her face, but she keeps ominously pointing out that he would regret seeing her hideous mug. (It's the kind of thing he'll realize was a pretty damn obvious red flag in the minutes to come.)
You can skip forward to 2:08 and read the chat to catch up, or you can put on John Williams' theme to Jaws and feel your blood pressure rise as the suspense becomes interminable.
Needless to say, the camera eventually tilts upwards and the face... the face is classic.
This lonesome soldier stationed in Iraq seems to have hit the jackpot at 0:21 seconds when the vivacious girl offers him a dance.
Like many Chatroulette pranks, it's basically a bait-and-switch.
She performs some belly dancing salsa rump shacking fusion moves, mesmerizing the enlisted man of honor and the poor guy seems genuinely appreciative. Watch him nod his head in rhythm to her movements at 0:51 seconds.
It's only when the soldier types "Show me your support... I haven't seen this in seven months" that the guilty conscience of the young teenage dude that's playing the prank starts kicking in, and unlike anyone else on this list, he even apologizes.
The soldier's face speaks volumes at the end, like he's saying, "THIS is what I'm fighting for?!" That's right... He's fighting for this kid's First Amendment right to be a douche.
That being said, hats off to this douchey kid for catching even DOUCHIER kids willing to take their shirts off for a girl they've never met who is obviously too attractive for them on the internet.
Welcome to the internet, boys.
P.S. Is that the Girls Gone Wild theme?...
Will Dance For Boobs
Forget the klondike bar, what will guys do for bitches? They'll have their own homoerotic dance party if a hottie asks them to. At 0:26 seconds the guys are debating whether not to do it.
The gorgeous temptress sucks her finger and seals the deal. The guys go nuts and start bouncing around and in return they get... bitches. Old Man bitches, sure, but bitches nonetheless. The horny guys even start cracking up because, hey, this is a good prank.
For some reason the musical track "Cotton Eye Joe" makes this clip extra hilarious, and the fact that this clip includes multiple successful pranks on various unsuspecting schmoes almost elevates this switcheroo from playful tease to a powerful indictment of a male-dominated society.
Generating a Paradox
Further proof that not every Chat Roulette prank was created by sexual deviants, FOR sexual deviants, this light diversion shows what happens as a series of webcam enthusiasts find themselves chatting with... themselves?!
This prankster set up his webcam to record the incoming feed. It's not a particularly high concept gag, but many of the reactions are pretty hilarious.
A few highights: At 0:51 someone is clearly about to pull the Boob Prank (see: the rest of this list) and then cracks up when they see their own boobs (clothed, sorry), and at 1:06 one guy looks so horrified you'd think he'd just walked in on his own brutal murder.
And we're not sure WHAT'S going on at 1:30, but the victims were about to do something on camera involving a 9 year old girl (whose mind is completely blown by seeing herself on the internet) and a bunch of arm straps. Probably best not to think too hard about that one.
Here we have another hot girl with a twist. (Basically, if you're on Chatroulette and see a hot girl, you should just run like a madman because you're probably being pranked.) Just fast forward to 2:38 and read the chat.
At this point she entices him with quick dance and when the pay off nudity is finally at hand her boyfriend takes over and bares all. Once again, Chatroulette reminds you to be careful what you wish for, or at least not to ask for it on Chatroulette!