Top 10 Craziest Ironic Deaths of All Time
In honor of the owner of the Segway dying in a Segway accident and a Green Party candidate getting killed by an SUV recently, here are the Top 10 most ironic deaths in recorded history. Sure, a lot of funny deaths in history are extremely tragic and unfortunate, but very few are actually "ironic." Feel free to debate the irony.
- 6Mel Ignatow was tried and convicted for the murder of Brenda Sue Schafer in 1988 based on evidential photos that showed the woman being brutalized by an unidentified male. The moles on Ignatow's body provided a match to the man in the picture and became concrete evidence that he killed this woman.
He brutally beat her to death while he bound her to a GLASS coffee table, bludgeoning her body until it was lifeless on that glass coffee table.
However, Ignatow got away with only ten years because of perjury and double jeopardy, whereas he would have served a life sentence otherwise.
Several years later, in a freak accident, he tripped and fell in his apartment... onto a glass coffee table. The coffee table's glass cut and maimed him so bad, that he lost too much blood to do anything about his situation.
As he succumbed to the fatal cuts on his head and arms, his final thoughts must have been dominated by the fact that what killed him also killed his victim. The irony is, most likely, what killed him. I looked it up using "science." - 7Clement Vallandigham was a lawyer who represented a man charged with killing someone during a bar fight. Vallandigham’s approach was to convince the jury the dead man had shot himself as he drew his weapon from his pocket. As he faced the jury, Vallandigham re-created the situation exactly as it happened. And when I say exactly, I mean that he managed to also re-create the end result: a man shooting himself whilst drawing his pistol.
Vallandigham died from his injuries, but did manage to acquit his client on the grounds that a man can accidentally shot himself drawing a weapon from his pocket by showing the jury exactly how this was done.
Lawyer. Of. The. Century. - 8
Niagara Falls Jumper/Survivor Dies from 4-foot Fall
Bobby Leach was known for his daredevil antics. His most famous death-defying stunt was surviving going over the Niagara Falls in a barrel back in 1911 (as seen in the picture). That fall fractured his jaw and broke both knee-caps, but it did not kill him. It would define his life and he embarked on many publicity tours thereafter.
On one of such publicity tours, he walked down the street and slipped on an orange peel (some say banana peels, but that was before those were out of style to slip and die from).
The fall he suffered (probably about 4-6 feet vs. Niagara Falls's 180 feet) was so hard that he broke his leg, which became infected with gangrene, and eventually amputated. He died from complications following the amputation. - 9
John Sedgwick
John Sedgwick was a major general for the Union Army in the Civil War who played key roles in such famed battles like the Battle of Antietam and the Battle of Gettysburg. By the time of his death, he was the most senior major general in the Army and worthy of great respect.
So at the Battle of Spotsylavania Court House, he stood proud at the front line directing the placement of the Union artillery. The Confederates were advancing, however, from 1,000 yards away causing his subordinates to dodge and run around, hesitant at standing in the open.
Incensed, Sedgwick declared he was ashamed of his men, that the enemy was too far to cause damage, and that "they couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance."
Seconds later, he died after being struck by an enemy bullet below his left eye. Guess he was wrong. - 10
Writer of Most Optimistic Song Commits Suicide
Felix Powell was the force behind what was considered one of the most optimistic songs in history, "Pack Up Your Troubles in Your Old Kit Bag and Smile, Smile, Smile". The song was known to have gotten thousands of soldiers throughout the horrors of World War I.
A song with a mass effect like that could easily garner great royalties, but Powell carried greater inner-burdens. He committed suicide while wearing his duty uniform, possibly too haunted by the war too see what was so upbeat about the song that got so many others through it.
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Top 10 Craziest Ironic Deaths of All Time at 10/03/2012 8:30 AM
Top 10 Craziest Ironic Deaths of All Time at 1/10/2012 11:51 AM
Mel Ignatow at 12/06/2010 7:56 PM
Mel Ignatow at 11/12/2010 8:18 AM
I'm confused, is this a missprint? You seem to have said the same thing in the previous sentance, and I'm not sure what the (airquotes) "science" has to do with anything.
Am I missing something?
Psycho Body Double Killed In Shower at 10/13/2010 8:40 PM
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Top 10 Craziest Ironic Deaths of All Time at 10/11/2010 2:26 AM
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Top 10 Craziest Ironic Deaths of All Time at 10/10/2010 9:21 PM
Top 10 Craziest Ironic Deaths of All Time at 10/08/2010 5:57 PM
Green Party Candidate is Killed by an SUV at 10/08/2010 4:05 AM
Top 10 Craziest Ironic Deaths of All Time at 9/30/2010 12:01 PM
Top 10 Craziest Ironic Deaths of All Time at 11/17/2010 9:36 PM
Top 10 Craziest Ironic Deaths of All Time at 9/30/2010 11:45 AM
Man Acquitted from Electric Chair Dies in Accidental Electrocution on Metal Toilet at 9/30/2010 7:39 AM
Man Acquitted from Electric Chair Dies in Accidental Electrocution on Metal Toilet at 9/29/2010 1:41 PM
Psycho Body Double Killed In Shower at 9/29/2010 1:11 PM
See articles.latimes.com/2001/may/15/news/cl-63532
Psycho Body Double Killed In Shower at 9/29/2010 9:43 AM
Niagara Falls Jumper/Survivor Dies from 4-foot Fall at 9/29/2010 9:36 AM
Owner of the Segway Company Dies in a Segway Accident at 9/29/2010 9:22 AM
John Sedgwick at 9/29/2010 8:45 AM
Top 10 Craziest Ironic Deaths of All Time at 9/29/2010 8:31 AM
And then there was Wayne McLaren, the "Marlboro Man" from the television commercials back when cigarette ads ruled the airwaves, who died of lung cancer. Of course, this isn't really "ironic;" it's more like "just desserts."
Owner of the Segway Company Dies in a Segway Accident at 9/28/2010 1:05 PM
Owner of the Segway Company Dies in a Segway Accident at 9/28/2010 1:00 PM