Top 10 Craziest Ironic Deaths of All Time Anything

Top 10 Craziest Ironic Deaths of All Time

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In honor of the owner of the Segway dying in a Segway accident and a Green Party candidate getting killed by an SUV recently, here are the Top 10 most ironic deaths in recorded history. Sure, a lot of funny deaths in history are extremely tragic and unfortunate, but very few are actually "ironic." Feel free to debate the irony.
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  1. 6
    Mel Ignatow was tried and convicted for the murder of Brenda Sue Schafer in 1988 based on evidential photos that showed the woman being brutalized by an unidentified male. The moles on Ignatow's body provided a match to the man in the picture and became concrete evidence that he killed this woman.

    He brutally beat her to death while he bound her to a GLASS coffee table, bludgeoning her body until it was lifeless on that glass coffee table.

    However, Ignatow got away with only ten years because of perjury and double jeopardy, whereas he would have served a life sentence otherwise.

    Several years later, in a freak accident, he tripped and fell in his apartment... onto a glass coffee table. The coffee table's glass cut and maimed him so bad, that he lost too much blood to do anything about his situation.

    As he succumbed to the fatal cuts on his head and arms, his final thoughts must have been dominated by the fact that what killed him also killed his victim. The irony is, most likely, what killed him. I looked it up using "science."

  2. 7
    Clement Vallandigham was a lawyer who represented a man charged with killing someone during a bar fight. Vallandigham’s approach was to convince the jury the dead man had shot himself as he drew his weapon from his pocket. As he faced the jury, Vallandigham re-created the situation exactly as it happened. And when I say exactly, I mean that he managed to also re-create the end result: a man shooting himself whilst drawing his pistol.

    Vallandigham died from his injuries, but did manage to acquit his client on the grounds that a man can accidentally shot himself drawing a weapon from his pocket by showing the jury exactly how this was done.

    Lawyer. Of. The. Century.

  3. 8

    Niagara Falls Jumper/Survivor Dies from 4-foot Fall

    Bobby Leach was known for his daredevil antics. His most famous death-defying stunt was surviving going over the Niagara Falls in a barrel back in 1911 (as seen in the picture). That fall fractured his jaw and broke both knee-caps, but it did not kill him. It would define his life and he embarked on many publicity tours thereafter.

    On one of such publicity tours, he walked down the street and slipped on an orange peel (some say banana peels, but that was before those were out of style to slip and die from).

    The fall he suffered (probably about 4-6 feet vs. Niagara Falls's 180 feet) was so hard that he broke his leg, which became infected with gangrene, and eventually amputated. He died from complications following the amputation.

  4. 9

    John Sedgwick

    John Sedgwick was a major general for the Union Army in the Civil War who played key roles in such famed battles like the Battle of Antietam and the Battle of Gettysburg. By the time of his death, he was the most senior major general in the Army and worthy of great respect.

    So at the Battle of Spotsylavania Court House, he stood proud at the front line directing the placement of the Union artillery. The Confederates were advancing, however, from 1,000 yards away causing his subordinates to dodge and run around, hesitant at standing in the open.

    Incensed, Sedgwick declared he was ashamed of his men, that the enemy was too far to cause damage, and that "they couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance."

    Seconds later, he died after being struck by an enemy bullet below his left eye. Guess he was wrong.

  5. 10

    Writer of Most Optimistic Song Commits Suicide

    Felix Powell was the force behind what was considered one of the most optimistic songs in history, "Pack Up Your Troubles in Your Old Kit Bag and Smile, Smile, Smile". The song was known to have gotten thousands of soldiers throughout the horrors of World War I.

    A song with a mass effect like that could easily garner great royalties, but Powell carried greater inner-burdens. He committed suicide while wearing his duty uniform, possibly too haunted by the war too see what was so upbeat about the song that got so many others through it.

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  1. Muffley
    Top 10 Craziest Ironic Deaths of All Time at 10/03/2012 8:30 AM
    wonderful ironic deaths, brother
  2. precious bracey
    Top 10 Craziest Ironic Deaths of All Time at 1/10/2012 11:51 AM
    this is so stupid
  3. Boom
    Mel Ignatow at 12/06/2010 7:56 PM
    It's a joke that he poorly stole from Cracked.com. Good work Thief!
  4. Uruna
    Mel Ignatow at 11/12/2010 8:18 AM
    "The irony is, most likely, what killed him. I looked it up using "science.""



    I'm confused, is this a missprint? You seem to have said the same thing in the previous sentance, and I'm not sure what the (airquotes) "science" has to do with anything.



    Am I missing something?
  5. Marc
    Psycho Body Double Killed In Shower at 10/13/2010 8:40 PM
    Marli Renfro is alive and well...

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marli_Renfro
  6. endersonglory
    Top 10 Craziest Ironic Deaths of All Time at 10/11/2010 2:26 AM
    This one time i was hanging with a friend ashley and her friend brooke. and it was liek 10 pm wen we decided we wanted to go to Lions Den Adult Superstore and we were on our way!
    renadexsite.com
  7. Professor Curtis
    Top 10 Craziest Ironic Deaths of All Time at 10/10/2010 9:21 PM
    This story was better than I could have possibly hoped! Thank you for your research!
  8. meghan
    Top 10 Craziest Ironic Deaths of All Time at 10/08/2010 5:57 PM
    isn't it ironnnnnic. Interesting list
  9. Anonymous
    Green Party Candidate is Killed by an SUV at 10/08/2010 4:05 AM
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  10. Anonymous
    Top 10 Craziest Ironic Deaths of All Time at 9/30/2010 12:01 PM
    Bob Marley also died of lung cancer. which is a f-ing bummer to the world, but ironic nonetheless.
    1. Zere
      Top 10 Craziest Ironic Deaths of All Time at 11/17/2010 9:36 PM
      No he didn't. It was cancer in his toe, that his religion wouldn't allow surgery on.
  11. Anonymous
    Top 10 Craziest Ironic Deaths of All Time at 9/30/2010 11:45 AM
    it cracks me up that some "English language Nazis" on the individual item comments are complaining about the use of "irony". Kudos to you Areil - this was the best thing I read on the web all week.
  12. andrew
    Man Acquitted from Electric Chair Dies in Accidental Electrocution on Metal Toilet at 9/30/2010 7:39 AM
    And the person is the conductor in this situation, not the metal toilet that he was grounded too.
  13. nat
    Man Acquitted from Electric Chair Dies in Accidental Electrocution on Metal Toilet at 9/29/2010 1:41 PM
    amperage kills, not voltage
  14. LATimes
    Psycho Body Double Killed In Shower at 9/29/2010 1:11 PM
    There is a fairly lengthy news story at the LA Times about the murderer, who was responsible for a long string of crimes. There was no obsession with Psycho, he was a serial molester who happened to become her neighbor (and handyman) by marrying her neighbor's daughter. There was no shower re-enactment, and of course the victim wasn't the shower body double anyway.

    See articles.latimes.com/2001/may/15/news/cl-63532
  15. guest3.14159
    Psycho Body Double Killed In Shower at 9/29/2010 9:43 AM
    "...the scene the killer was trying to emanate." I think you mean "emulate." There's a considerable difference.
  16. HelloE
    Niagara Falls Jumper/Survivor Dies from 4-foot Fall at 9/29/2010 9:36 AM
    Annie Taylor was the first person to cross the Niagara falls. She did it for fame and fortune and she did not want to end in a poor house. she survived the crossing of Niagara, but she did not get what she wanted. Bobby Leach.... leeched of her idea and gained what she was looking for, fame and fortune. So there's another fun fact in regards to this matter.
  17. m
    Owner of the Segway Company Dies in a Segway Accident at 9/29/2010 9:22 AM
    Situational irony is the disparity of intention and result: when the result of an action is contrary to the desired or expected effect.
  18. Bubba
    John Sedgwick at 9/29/2010 8:45 AM
    Famous last words.... :-P
  19. flatworm
    Top 10 Craziest Ironic Deaths of All Time at 9/29/2010 8:31 AM
    Then there was Ewell Gibbons, noted author and spokesman for Kellogg's Grape Nuts. He promoted eating real ROUGH roughage, like bark, to prevent gastric problems, and then died of colon cancer.

    And then there was Wayne McLaren, the "Marlboro Man" from the television commercials back when cigarette ads ruled the airwaves, who died of lung cancer. Of course, this isn't really "ironic;" it's more like "just desserts."
  20. ronald
    Owner of the Segway Company Dies in a Segway Accident at 9/28/2010 1:05 PM
    None of these are ironic. Unfortunate coincidences, yes...but ironic, no. Please look up the word.
  21. jp
    Owner of the Segway Company Dies in a Segway Accident at 9/28/2010 1:00 PM
    not ironic

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