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Top 10 Craziest Things Ever Said By Pat Robertson

Ian Tindell Ian Tindell Power
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Recently, a devastating series of earthquakes rocked the small Third World country of Haiti. The country now lies in ruins because of this horrible event which has caused a still unknown number of deaths. The reason? According to TV's resident nut job Pat Robertson, it's because the Haitians entered into a pact with the devil and now he's asking them to pay up.

But that's not the only time Pat has offered us some wizard-like insight. Here's a highlight of some of Pat Robertson's most shining moments, starting with the most recent.
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    Pat Robertson on the Earthquake in Haiti

    The news anchor may refer to Pat Robertson's "blessing in disguise" (0:19) explanation for the Haiti earthquake as a "pretty optimistic attitude" (0:28), but we sure as hell don't. (See what we did there? hell reference? No? Okay, moving on... )

    0:48 - Robertson delivered a damning accusation to the Haitian people by claiming that they "swore a pact with the devil" during the French Revolution. It's a true story. He was there.

    This man literally believes in demons AND many people STILL ask him for advice on a regular basis... let's keep going.
  3. 2

    Pat Robertson on Karate + Chuck Norris

    This Pat Robertson clip gets a little tricky because he's almost likable when he starts talking about Chuck Norris. References to "ghetto kids" (0:40) dapple the conversation but hey, the guy's got to start slow. He's like an orchestra of crazy, he needs to "build."

    In the long run, a Pat Robertson show is a Pat Robertson show and the crazy s**t has gotta come out somehow. And boy does it come at...

    1:00 - when Pat starts talking about martial artists inhaling "demon spirits." He then wards off the audience from having anything to do with that type of stuff.

    This is one of the craziest things he's ever said, but with it he's accomplished something awesome and therefore finally contributed something positive to this world: giving us the idea that Chuck Norris' awesomeness is powered by DEMONS. Freaking DEMONS! hell yeah! (See what we did there? hell reference? No? Moving on... )
  4. 3

    Pat Robertson Predicts Terrorists

    Every year Pat Robertson talks to God and God tells him what to expect for the upcoming year.

    In 2007, God told him about some terrorist attacks that would happen at the end of the year killing possibly millions of people. MILLIONS. Move over Roland Emmerich, Robertson's got opinions to shoot at America with a THOUGHT-CANNON!

    Mr. Robertson padded his prediction by adding that maybe if the people prayed hard enough, the attacks won't happen. I guess in 2007 people prayed hard enough. Not so much in 2001. Clever, Mr. Robertson, real clever.

    Watch from 00:20 on.
  6. 4

    The Dangers of Yoga

    0:48 Connecting yoga to Hinduism and pantheism, Mr. Robertson is convinced that "it gets really spooky". In actuality, the only thing spooky about yoga is if we ever saw Mr. Robertson in a downward dog position. *Shudder*
  7. 5

    Pat Robertson on Gay Marriage/Beastiality

    The first minute of this video gives you what Pat Robertson really said, but watch the video from 1:03 to the end get the full Pat Robertson visual and soundtrack. Embrace your hatred...

    Mr. Robertson thinks he can define gay marriage on his own terms. Everything that comes out of his mouth is much like what's in his head, unicorns and leprechauns.

    He relates gay marriage to polygamy, beastiality, child molestation and pedophilia.

    The only plus side of his verbal spillage is that it makes it easier for us to throw out all his ideas on those topics at one time.

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  3. Yune
    Top 10 Craziest Things Ever Said By Pat Robertson at 1/31/2012 7:52 AM
    God Loves everyone, we dont have the right to judge anyone but God does. Jesus said that we have to love everyone, he didnt make any discrimination.
  4. Tony
    Top 10 Craziest Things Ever Said By Pat Robertson at 1/06/2012 5:42 PM
    I was chatting with God the other day and He told me that he likes talking with Pat Robertson because it makes Him laugh. He prefers his talks with Pat Roberson to watching the Jon Stewart show. Sorry, John.
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    Top 10 Craziest Things Ever Said By Pat Robertson at 12/08/2011 11:50 AM
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  6. Rebecca Spiteri
    Pat Robertson: Earthquake, Tornadoes = 'Birth Pangs' at 10/19/2011 8:48 AM
    the video was removed :/ where can i watch it pls? thanks :D and well done :3 quality time entertainment :D
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    Pat Robertson: Earthquake, Tornadoes = 'Birth Pangs' at 10/19/2011 8:46 AM
    the video was removed... where can i watch it?
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  16. cuthbert
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  17. hmm
    Top 10 Craziest Things Ever Said By Pat Robertson at 4/08/2010 8:44 PM
    I won't judge him. I think although at times things do sound crazy at the very least he is trying to help people and bring hope to those who need it. Maybe most of the people commenting on here feel like they don't need hope. But it sounds to me like the same people who posted this are judging him. Unless you know the man and his heart don't judge him. I would say take time to educate yourself on what he is saying then make your decision. Don't jump on the hater band wagon.

  18. Anonymous
    Top 10 Craziest Things Ever Said By Pat Robertson at 2/11/2010 3:52 AM
    good list
  19. Zach
    Top 10 Craziest Things Ever Said By Pat Robertson at 2/07/2010 1:11 AM
    Pat Robertson is a great example how all religions suffer from crazy ideologues. It's frightening that people take him seriously.
  20. kat721
    Top 10 Craziest Things Ever Said By Pat Robertson at 2/01/2010 7:23 AM
    I used to watch 700 club quite a bit, back maybe 13-14 years ago. Even back then, he often made remarks that I considered way too judgmental for a Christian. It's NOT our place to judge. Period. That is God's job!
    In more recent years, he's pulled a few real doozeys...that received a lot of media attention...as listed above.
    This Haiti thing is probably the worst of all. That is the most horrid, unchristian thing I have EVER heard a 'Christian leader' say. I say, "Shame on you Pat...You should have known better!" Oooops! Was I being a little judgmental there...???
    What a jerk!
  21. crzygirl
    Top 10 Craziest Things Ever Said By Pat Robertson at 1/27/2010 4:34 PM
    this list of pat robertson. list 10 of the best reasons why i dislike him so much
  22. howdyhigh
    Top 10 Craziest Things Ever Said By Pat Robertson at 1/27/2010 4:23 PM
    Some of the things pat robertson has said are ridiculous. There is nothing optimistic about the earthquake in Haiti, there is no bright side to it.
    1. crzygirl
      Top 10 Craziest Things Ever Said By Pat Robertson at 1/27/2010 4:35 PM
      the haiti ignorance is only the start to the 10 craziest things said by pat robertson. i can't believe some of the things that come out of his mouth
  23. Lifesnadir
    Pat Robertson on the Earthquake in Haiti at 1/26/2010 6:50 AM
    No one has pointed out that PR begins his tirade against Haiti (hate?ee) by saying, "They were under the HEEL of the French..."



    I guess Pat believes that any group or nation (lucky enough??) to be UNDER THE HEEL of any other group or nation should just lay there an submit to it? Why is fighting for equality and independence a "pact with the devil"?



    I dunno, I think PR already has dementia--- a poor soul we should feel sorry for--- except he keeps opening his mouth with idiotic statements that other people believe.



    Dear God,



    Please tell Pat Robertson to get off the air and quit his twisted preaching. He'll only listen to you, God, since he believes he's got a pipeline to You. So, you convince him he's full of hot air, okay? Oh, and, God, the rest of us know you didn't strike down the Haitians and their cities. The rest of us know that all that vengence talk was Old Testament and when Jesus came to walk among people, all that old stuff fell to the past. What I'm trying to say God, is, we know you love us (even Pat Robertson) and you don't sit on high waiting to strike us down. I hope You'll help PR see Your loving side before he dies. Oh, and in the meantime, couldn't you wash his mouth out with soap like moms did to nasty kids before that became child abuse? No, on second thought, Pat R. would just say that the suds between his lips was You forcing out demons who tried unsuccessfully to get "into" him. Sigh... well, I'm sure you'll give the rest f us a solution. Oh-- you already gave us this blog, so I guess you've answered our prayers. Now, could you just make Pat Robertson shut up or instead preach about how much you are a loving God? Thanks, we'd all appreciate the respite from the h**l and damnation talks he gives. - from You know who. P.S. Next, I hope you'll clean up this "health care" mess we've got brewing in Washington. There's a whole lot of people there telling lies and twisting the truth. (Maybe they are Pat Robertson wannabes?) So, thanks again... till later (signing off from MY "pipeline" to God's ear)
    1. Brewster
      Pat Robertson on the Earthquake in Haiti at 2/02/2010 11:26 AM
      Standing ovation. Great point, sir.
  24. tee hee
    Top 10 Craziest Things Ever Said By Pat Robertson at 1/25/2010 3:06 PM
    He also once said he could leg press 2,400 lbs. Breaking the record of a Florida college football play er by 600lbs.
  25. Anonymous
    Top 10 Craziest Things Ever Said By Pat Robertson at 1/25/2010 10:56 AM
    You forgot the assassination of Hugo Chavez comment, as well as the 400lb leg press.
  26. David762
    Top 10 Craziest Things Ever Said By Pat Robertson at 1/25/2010 7:58 AM
    Sorry Ian, but I thought that you really missed one of the top 10 Rev. Pat Robertson wing-nut quotes -- when he called out, on the 700 Club, for the assassination of President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela. It proves without any doubts that Robertson is more like a C-Street Mobster than a Christian -- I have yet to hear of any good works of his like subsidizing the high cost of fuel oil to the poor of the USA Northeast in order to survive the cold winters there.

    I have heard on the Internet that Robertson is not only an American Taliban in good standing, but that he also likes little boys -- he has yet to counter either claim, so it must be true ...
    1. Ian Tindell
      Top 10 Craziest Things Ever Said By Pat Robertson at 1/25/2010 3:57 PM
      The Hugo Chavez comment has now been added as a bonus video.
  27. Bad Wolf
    Top 10 Craziest Things Ever Said By Pat Robertson at 1/25/2010 5:48 AM
    The fact that Pat Robertson talks to God every day isn't remakable - Virtually every religious/spiritual person "talks" to their particular deity on more-or-less regular terms. What is unusual and rather scary, is Pat actually thinks that GOD TALKS BACK TO HIM on a regular schedule.



    As far as this list is concerned, I'm amazed the editors were able to prise out the top 10. That's like finding the 10 nastiest fecal missiles in a VERY large cesspool.
  28. Louie
    Top 10 Craziest Things Ever Said By Pat Robertson at 1/24/2010 6:04 PM
    What drugs is this dude on?
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    1. shocktreatment
      Top 10 Craziest Things Ever Said By Pat Robertson at 1/25/2010 8:49 AM
      Demented is as demented does, and man, you do--
      1. ThorGoLucky
        Top 10 Craziest Things Ever Said By Pat Robertson at 1/25/2010 4:54 PM
        But he posted in ALL CAPS and several exclamation points so it must be true! Remember, Bronze Age Jewish goat herders had the universe all figured out!
  30. Guerrilleroculto
    Top 10 Craziest Things Ever Said By Pat Robertson at 1/23/2010 10:48 PM
    You totally forgot when Pat Robertson called for the assassination of Venezuelan President, Hugo Chávez.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmChUEG-g4Q
    1. Ian Tindell
      Top 10 Craziest Things Ever Said By Pat Robertson at 1/23/2010 11:59 PM
      Ha! Pat just says so many crazy things that it's hard to keep track.
  31. robb
    Pat Robertson on Gay Marriage/Beastiality at 1/23/2010 10:25 PM
    Yeah I see nothing wrong here! People just want to jump on Pat for his beliefs. We respect that you are homosexuals and pro-Obama and all that, but just respect us.
  32. dipstick
    Top 10 Craziest Things Ever Said By Pat Robertson at 1/23/2010 3:30 PM
    Pat says that polygamy goes against biblical morality. Why is it, then, that polygamy is all over the old testament, and none of its practitioners (including David and Solomon) are ever condemned for it, or told they are immoral, or presented as anything other than normal. I mean, Joseph Smith didn't just come up with the idea of plural marriage out of thin air - he very clearly placed the practice in the context of biblical tradition.
  33. Anonymous
    Top 10 Craziest Things Ever Said By Pat Robertson at 1/23/2010 8:19 AM
    Pat talks to God daily. Just like most psychotics. Scary that people (who can barely afford it) continue to send him money...
  34. Clark Benson
    Top 10 Craziest Things Ever Said By Pat Robertson at 1/21/2010 2:54 PM
    "The Dangers of Yoga". that says it all...

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