Pat Robertson Figures Out How To Deal w/ Your Gay SonWatch 0:20-1:49 for Pat Robertson's advice on how to cure your gay son.
First of all, the person that calls in refers to their son as "their neighbor". Well, Pat Robertson takes this very well and starts off by correcting the question, saying "he's not your neighbor, he's your son" (0:35). And that's about all the love you're going to get from Pat if you're gay.
From there, he outs all homosexuals as "victims of sexual abuse". Of course, something or someONE has to have MADE them that way, right? Because homosexuality is TOTALLY an STD.
Pat Robertson's head: "Don't sneeze on me! No! No!...Awww, now I'm gay!"
Then he proceeds to call gays an "abomination before God", in a very matter-of-fact way, as he does.
Pat Robertson on Hurricane KatrinaIn another superman-like leap of logic, Pat Robertson links Hurricane Katrina to supporting abortion or "the wholesale slaughter of innocent children."
Whatchu talkin' bout, Robertson? Furthermore, according to our favorite Troll-doll-lookalike, anyone who supports abortion will be "vomited out of the earth" and "be unable to defend themselves."
Is there an unknown clinic harvesting millions of unborn babies for use in Satanic rituals somewhere in Louisiana? If you're listening out there, Pat Robertson says it's your fault! Thanks a lot, guys.
September 11th0:29 - On September 11th, 2001 a terrible tragedy struck our country and we all know who was to blame: the ACLU, abortionists, feminists, homosexuals and jews. Wait, what?
1:15 - The best part of the video, however, is when Pat Robertson (who for once is upstaged by someone just as matter-of-fact-insane as he is) says (bewildered) "Well I -- I totally concur."
If fundamentalism was a comic book, these guys would be Batman and Robin.
That Guy Was A *BLEEP*I know, I know, lots of Homophobia here... but his ardent belief that homosexuality is the equivalent of "adult cooties" is both sad and hilarious to me.
Pat Robertson takes a call from an angry pro-choice Republican on Larry King Live. He defends himself for a bit, taking a few things the caller said out of context, then the station goes to a commercial break...
01:04 - When he assumes the cameras aren't rolling, Pat Robertson gets really homophobtastic with his vocabulary by calling the guy a certain derogatory term.
The best part is the reassurance he gives the person he's speaking to..."as sure as you're alive."
Pat Robertson: Earthquake, Tornadoes = 'Birth Pangs'0:49 - So, he calls the China earthquake, tornadoes in California, and other natural disasters "birth pangs" for a pregnant Earth... then starts talking about a new order?
The craziest and scariest part is how happy he seems to be about the concept of the biblical apocalypse happening soon... very soon.
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