Top 10 Do's & Don'ts of How to Get Laid This Holiday Season Anything
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Top 10 Do's & Don'ts of How to Get Laid This Holiday Season

Want to get laid for the holidays? Sex for Christmas would make anyone jolly, and finding a lover at a holiday party is as easy as you want to be. Just follow these simple tips to Holi-Lays for the Holidays! Dos and Don'ts to Making It this time of year. Man or woman, this list of sexy-making ideas will help you find someone to warm your wintry nights. If these suggestions don't work, you clearly need more egg nog.

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    Do: Always Have Mistletoe

    Guys, every girl finds this slightly cute. Even if our faces turn red and we act all coy. We actually really like it. Don't pull it out of your pocket, just have it "lying around". Be sly. We know, if anything, you know how to do that (wink wink, nudge nudge).

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    Don't: Be A Drunken Fool

    Both men and women alike tend to do this, but if you want to get laid during the Holidays, be classy about it. No one wants to Holi-lay a girl/guy that is making a fool out of him/herself in front of his/her co-workers or friends. Not only that, people RUN if it seems like your next stop may be to the bathroom. So girls, try not to run to the bathroom with your friend holding your hair up and guys, don't get so drunk that you are talking to the ornaments on your dog's Christmas collar.

    <---The clip to the left is how NOT to act.

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    Do: Dress to Impress

    You don't have to get all dolled up, but at least pretend that you care. Making the extra effort will get you a lot of points, and attention. Every man looks hot when he tries, and women love getting dressed up, duh. Especially if they're getting sex on Christmas.

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    Don't: Bring Bitches

    If you are trying to get laid, don't bring a bunch of people to a Holiday gathering that you know will.....what's that term? Oh yeah, cock BLOCK. People that cock block intentionally are only doing it because they feel bad about themselves and do not think you should have a good time simply because they are not making the best of their night/holiday.

    <--- Hilarious music video about cock blocking.

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    Do: Dance

    Why? Because it's fun! And so is a holi-lay! Your holiday lover will see that you can have fun and stand out in a crowd if they see your moves, no matter how ridiculous (note: there is a "line", but walk it finely).

    <---My favorite teen movie dance scene EVER. From "She's All That".

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    Don't: Be Rude

    Duh! It is the Holiday season. Spread that Holiday cheer and most of it will come crawling back to you. Nobody's going home with a holiday lover if they're sucking the life out of the party. Smile, laugh, dance, be merry. Don't be a downer, put down people's festive, but ironic, clothes, and most of all don't make the holiday about your misery. Make it about the holiday...or in your case, holi-lay (two times the charm!)

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