Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of the Decade
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Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of the Decade

Celebrities' quotes often make them all sound like Paris Hilton (who will obviously be on this list). This decade's dumbest celebrity quotes will make you feel a little better yourself, but a little bit worse about the world.



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  • 1
    Mariah Carey_Person_Film actor_Film music contributor_Award Nominee_Award Winner_Musical Groups & Artists_Actors_General
    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." Think before you speak, Mimi. Relating skinny people to poor starving children is no way to earn points.
    1970-03-27
    Actor,Record producer,Singer,Singer-songwriter,Songwriter
    Huntington
    United States
    Female
    Mariah Carey,Tommy Mottola,Nick Cannon
    Alfred Roy Carey,Patricia Hickey
    Mar 27 1970
    1.76
  • 2
    Barbara Bush_Person_General
    "So many of the people in the arenas here were under-privileged anyway. This is working very well for them." She said this is 2005 when Katrina hit. I should blame this on her age, right? Wait, I have had 80 year old relatives who know what they're saying, so....
    1925-06-08
    Flushing, Queens
    United States
    Female
    Barbara Bush,George H. W. Bush
    Dorothy Bush Koch,George W. Bush,Jeb Bush,Marvin Bush,Neil Bush
    Marvin Pierce,Pauline Robinson
    Jun 8 1925
    Smith College
  • 3
    Tara Reid_Person_TV Actor_Film actor_Actors_General
    "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist." Congrats! You just proved to us all why you are on this list.
    1975-11-08
    Wyckoff
    United States
    Female
    Nov 8 1975
    1.64
  • 4
    Arnold Schwarzenegger_Person_Film actor_Film producer_Pro Athlete_Politician_Award Nominee_Award Winner_Musical Groups & Artists_Actors_General
    "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." I don't think he...does he?..I, uh...he runs the 5th largest economy in the world.
    1950
    Actor,Businessperson,Entrepreneur,Politician,Writer,Bodybuilder
    Thal
    United States
    Male
    Arnold Schwarzenegger,Maria Shriver
    Christina Schwarzenegger,Christopher Schwarzenegger,Katherine Schwarzenegger,Patrick Schwarzenegger
    Aurelia Jadrny Schwarzenegger,Gustav Schwarzenegger
    Jul 30 1947
    1.88
    107.00
    University of Wisconsin-Superior,Chapman University
    Honorary degree
    Humane Letters
    1979,2002,1996
    Flex Magazine,Planet Hollywood,California
    Executive Editor,Co-Founder,Governor
  • 5
    Linda Evangelista_Person_General
    "I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to." Last time I checked, that was called a "diet".
    1965-05-10
    Model,Supermodel
    St. Catharines
    Canada
    Female
    May 10 1965
    1.76
  • 6
    Paris Hilton_Person_TV Actor_TV Personality_Film actor_Award Winner_Musical Groups & Artists_Actors_General
    "I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid." I'm pretty sure that if you have to refrain from taking your top off to prove that you are smart, you've got bigger problems, Paris.
    12345
    Author,Businessperson,Entrepreneur,Model,Musician,Singer
    New York
    Germany,United States
    Female
    Feb 17 1981
    1.70
  • 7
    Jon Gosselin_Person_TV Personality_Author_Actors_General
    “People think I have changed, and I have changed. I’m now the person I know I am.” Thanks for that nugget of universal truth, Popeye.
    1977-04-01
    Male
    Kate Gosselin,Jon Gosselin
    Apr 1 1977
  • 8
    Sarah Palin_Person_Politician_General
    When asked what news outlets she reads, she says "all of them. When asked what specific books she reads...guess what? All of them! Watch the video for the full effect.
    1964-02-11
    Governor of Alaska
    Sandpoint
    United States
    Female
    Sarah Palin,Todd Palin
    Bristol Palin,Willow Palin,Piper Palin,Trig Palin,Track Palin
    Sarah Heath,Charles R. Heath
    Feb 11 1964
    University of Idaho,North Idaho College,Hawaii Pacific University,Matanuska-Susitna College
    Bachelor's degree,None
    Business Administration,General Studies,Journalism
    1982,1987,1985,1983
  • 9
    Britney Spears_Person_TV Actor_Film actor_Author_Award Nominee_Award Winner_Musical Groups & Artists_Actors_General
    "I get to go overseas places, like Canada." She has children that learn things from her. A bunch of them.
    1981-12-02
    Actor,Author,Music video director,Pianist,Singer,Songwriter
    McComb
    United States
    Female
    Britney Spears,Kevin Federline,Jason Allen Alexander
    Jayden James Federline,Sean Preston Federline
    Lynne Spears
    Dec 2 1981
    1.63
  • 10
    Jessica Simpson_Person_TV Actor_Film actor_Musical Groups & Artists_Actors_General
    "I'm not anorexic, I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one, and that includes me." ...
    1980-07-10
    Actor,Singer,Singer-songwriter
    Abilene
    United States
    Female
    Jul 10 1980
    1.59

Comments


comment by   CLARENCE SWINNEY on February 28, 2010 17:57 about Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of the Decade
GOOGLE SEARCH CLARENCE SWINNEY + BUSH WAFFLES FOR DUMMIES

comment by   jose on January 25, 2010 03:59 about Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of the Decade
and Obama talking about Inquisition in Al-Andalus?

comment by   jose on January 25, 2010 03:57 about Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of the Decade
wheres Obama speaking "austrian" ?

comment by kristen1985 on January 20, 2010 22:29 about Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of the Decade
hahah britney's is definitely my favorite.

comment by kpb456 on January 23, 2010 01:15 about Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of the Decade
yeah it doesn't get much dumber than britney

comment by crzygirl on January 27, 2010 22:53 about Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of the Decade
jessica simpson is a lot worse than britney- noooo question

comment by   litgoddess on January 18, 2010 08:20 about Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of the Decade
#2 - taken out of context. Barbara was actually referring to the rebuilding of New Orleans and the governments idea (bright or otherwise) of giving vouchers and housing to those who actually were in the pocket of poverty. Not saying it was a brilliant quote from or anything, but next time use the context correctly.

comment by   Nobama on December 29, 2009 19:53 about Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of the Decade
Obama: '"We will not rest' until air terror plotters caught" Might not qualify as one of the dumbest quotes but it sure takes the LIE OF THE YEAR AWARD .

comment by   Nobama on December 29, 2009 19:49 about Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of the Decade
"The System ‘Failed Miserably’" ....................Janet Napolitano Dept of Homeland Security, commenting on the recent underwear bomber. Which is it Janet ? Did it work or didn't it ? Geeeeeez, and ya think Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson are stupid ? .

comment by   Nobama on December 29, 2009 19:46 about Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of the Decade
"The System Worked" ...........Janet Napolitano Dept of Homeland Security, commenting on the recent underwear bomber

comment by   Joel on December 25, 2009 17:15 about Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of the Decade
Notice that all but two were from women. Go figure.

comment by   bobgrandam on December 24, 2009 17:19 about Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of the Decade
Good one Sara Palin. And some people wanted her to be one heartbeat from the Presidency

comment by   bg on December 23, 2009 16:20 about Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of the Decade
sigh

comment by   zippy on December 22, 2009 05:14 about Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of the Decade
Great list... and you didn't even go the easy route and make it all George W. Bush gaffes!

  







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