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Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of the Decade

By ElaineyO | Los Angeles
Celebrities' quotes often make them all sound like Paris Hilton (who will obviously be on this list). This decade's dumbest celebrity quotes will make you feel a little better yourself, but a little bit worse about the world.

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  • Mariah Carey Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of the Decade People
    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

    Think before you speak, Mimi. Relating skinny people to poor starving children is no way to earn points.
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    date_of_birth profession place_of_birth nationality gender spouse children parents Date Born Height (m) Weight (kg) institution degree major_field_of_study end_date company title
    1970-03-27 Actor,Record producer,Singer,Singer-songwriter,Songwriter Huntington United States Female Mariah Carey,Tommy Mottola,Nick Cannon Alfred Roy Carey,Patricia Hickey Mar 27 1970 1.76
  • Barbara Bush Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of the Decade People
    "So many of the people in the arenas here were under-privileged anyway. This is working very well for them."

    She said this is 2005 when Katrina hit. I should blame this on her age, right? Wait, I have had 80 year old relatives who know what they're saying, so....
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    date_of_birth profession place_of_birth nationality gender spouse children parents Date Born Height (m) Weight (kg) institution degree major_field_of_study end_date company title
    1925-06-08 Flushing, Queens United States Female Barbara Bush,George H. W. Bush Dorothy Bush Koch,George W. Bush,Jeb Bush,Marvin Bush,Neil Bush Marvin Pierce,Pauline Robinson Jun 8 1925 Smith College
  • Tara Reid Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of the Decade People
    "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist."

    Congrats! You just proved to us all why you are on this list.




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    date_of_birth profession place_of_birth nationality gender spouse children parents Date Born Height (m) Weight (kg) institution degree major_field_of_study end_date company title
    1975-11-08 Wyckoff United States Female Nov 8 1975 1.64
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  • Arnold Schwarzenegger Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of the Decade People
    "I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman."

    I don't think he...does he?..I, uh...he runs the 5th largest economy in the world.
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    date_of_birth profession place_of_birth nationality gender spouse children parents Date Born Height (m) Weight (kg) institution degree major_field_of_study end_date company title
    1947-07-30 Actor,Businessperson,Entrepreneur,Politician,Writer,Bodybuilder Thal United States Male Arnold Schwarzenegger,Maria Shriver Christina Schwarzenegger,Christopher Schwarzenegger,Katherine Schwarzenegger,Patrick Schwarzenegger Aurelia Jadrny Schwarzenegger,Gustav Schwarzenegger Jul 30 1947 1.88 107.00 University of Wisconsin-Superior,Chapman University Honorary degree Humane Letters 1979,2002,1996 Flex Magazine,Planet Hollywood,California Executive Editor,Co-Founder,Governor
  • Linda Evangelista Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of the Decade People
    "I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to."

    Last time I checked, that was called a "diet".
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    date_of_birth profession place_of_birth nationality gender spouse children parents Date Born Height (m) Weight (kg) institution degree major_field_of_study end_date company title
    1965-05-10 Model,Supermodel St. Catharines Canada Female May 10 1965 1.76
  • Paris Hilton Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of the Decade People
    "I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid."

    I'm pretty sure that if you have to refrain from taking your top off to prove that you are smart, you've got bigger problems, Paris.

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    date_of_birth profession place_of_birth nationality gender spouse children parents Date Born Height (m) Weight (kg) institution degree major_field_of_study end_date company title
    1981-02-17 Author,Businessperson,Entrepreneur,Model,Musician,Singer New York Germany,United States Female Feb 17 1981 1.70
  • Jon Gosselin Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of the Decade People
    “People think I have changed, and I have changed. I’m now the person I know I am.”

    Thanks for that nugget of universal truth, Popeye.
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    date_of_birth profession place_of_birth nationality gender spouse children parents Date Born Height (m) Weight (kg) institution degree major_field_of_study end_date company title
    1977-04-01 Male Kate Gosselin,Jon Gosselin Apr 1 1977
  • When asked what news outlets she reads, she says "all of them. When asked what specific books she reads...guess what? All of them! Watch the video for the full effect.
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    date_of_birth profession place_of_birth nationality gender spouse children parents Date Born Height (m) Weight (kg) institution degree major_field_of_study end_date company title
    1964-02-11 Governor of Alaska Sandpoint United States Female Sarah Palin,Todd Palin Bristol Palin,Willow Palin,Piper Palin,Trig Palin,Track Palin Sarah Heath,Charles R. Heath Feb 11 1964 University of Idaho,North Idaho College,Hawaii Pacific University,Matanuska-Susitna College Bachelor's degree,None Business Administration,General Studies,Journalism 1982,1987,1985,1983
  • Britney Spears Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of the Decade People
    "I get to go overseas places, like Canada."

    She has children that learn things from her. A bunch of them.
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    1981-12-02 Actor,Author,Music video director,Pianist,Singer,Songwriter McComb United States Female Britney Spears,Kevin Federline,Jason Allen Alexander Jayden James Federline,Sean Preston Federline Lynne Spears Dec 2 1981 1.63
  • Jessica Simpson Top 10 Dumbest Celebrity Quotes of the Decade People
    "I'm not anorexic, I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one, and that includes me."

    ...
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    date_of_birth profession place_of_birth nationality gender spouse children parents Date Born Height (m) Weight (kg) institution degree major_field_of_study end_date company title
    1980-07-10 Actor,Singer,Singer-songwriter Abilene United States Female Jul 10 1980 1.59

 

 

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by CLARENCE SWINNEY at February 28, 2010 09:57
GOOGLE SEARCH CLARENCE SWINNEY + BUSH WAFFLES FOR DUMMIES

by jose at January 24, 2010 19:59
and Obama talking about Inquisition in Al-Andalus?

by jose at January 24, 2010 19:57
wheres Obama speaking "austrian" ?

by kristen1985 at January 20, 2010 14:29
hahah britney's is definitely my favorite.

by LOVEs at September 01, 2010 23:51
Whenever I http://thewire.download-tvshows.com/" rel="tag"> watch the wire online and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

by kpb456 at January 22, 2010 17:15
yeah it doesn't get much dumber than britney

  by anonymous at April 22, 2010 10:43
ya i am with ya on that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by crzygirl at January 27, 2010 14:53
jessica simpson is a lot worse than britney- noooo question

by litgoddess at January 18, 2010 00:20
#2 - taken out of context. Barbara was actually referring to the rebuilding of New Orleans and the governments idea (bright or otherwise) of giving vouchers and housing to those who actually were in the pocket of poverty. Not saying it was a brilliant quote from or anything, but next time use the context correctly.

by Nobama at December 29, 2009 11:53
Obama: '"We will not rest' until air terror plotters caught" Might not qualify as one of the dumbest quotes but it sure takes the LIE OF THE YEAR AWARD .

by Nobama at December 29, 2009 11:49
"The System ‘Failed Miserably’" ....................Janet Napolitano Dept of Homeland Security, commenting on the recent underwear bomber. Which is it Janet ? Did it work or didn't it ? Geeeeeez, and ya think Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson are stupid ? .

by Nobama at December 29, 2009 11:46
"The System Worked" ...........Janet Napolitano Dept of Homeland Security, commenting on the recent underwear bomber

by Joel at December 25, 2009 09:15
Notice that all but two were from women. Go figure.

by bobgrandam at December 24, 2009 09:19
Good one Sara Palin. And some people wanted her to be one heartbeat from the Presidency

by bg at December 23, 2009 08:20
sigh

by zippy at December 21, 2009 21:14
Great list... and you didn't even go the easy route and make it all George W. Bush gaffes!
 

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