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Top 10 Most Brutal Anti-Masturbation Devices

Many horrible, inhumane products were patented in the early late 19th and early 20th century to help prevent masturbation or "self abuse" as it was called: products range from a mini spiked bear-trap for penises to the invention of Graham crackers.
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    Graham Crackers

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    In 1837, a health food nut preached sermons about the dangers of masturbation and soon invented a cracker to help ward off those dangers. If you ate your cracker in the morning, the blandness of the cracker was supposed to lower your lust all day so that you would not have "vital fluid" expending urges.

    That man’s name was Sylvester Graham and his cracker, the Graham cracker , is an anti-masturbation practice many of us still use today.

    Disregarding the ridiculous notion that a cracker could impact sexual drive, I only have one question: if it works so well, how does everyone get laid on camping trips?
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  1. Tarra Ecord
    Top 10 Most Brutal Anti-Masturbation Devices at 2/05/2013 9:30 PM
    excellent anti-masturbation devices , right?
  2. Dane Asen
    Top 10 Most Brutal Anti-Masturbation Devices at 1/15/2013 2:30 PM
    Thanks for this. brutal devices . Great info on this.
  3. EddieNM
    Top 10 Most Brutal Anti-Masturbation Devices at 1/25/2012 3:59 PM
    I'm surprised that the crazies at ChristWire.org aren't trying to sell these devices.

    As for Fiat, who says she wishes they were in use today because men are horny all the time: why do you care? If your man is masturbating, he isn't bothering you!
  4. s***
    Top 10 Most Brutal Anti-Masturbation Devices at 3/27/2011 1:45 AM
    griiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  5. mypleasurefantasy
    The Jugum Penis at 11/30/2010 2:13 PM
    Wow. That is absolutely amazing to think what used to be then and what is
  6. halftruths
    Graham Crackers at 11/03/2010 3:03 PM
    Because the libido-quashing properties of Graham Crackers are ruined by the positively hedonistic pleasures of oozing marshmallows and melted chocolate.
  7. Renee
    Top 10 Most Brutal Anti-Masturbation Devices at 10/21/2010 6:14 PM
    Don't forget about circumcision. They always have an excuse for it, and one of the originals was the prevention of masturbation.
  8. retrry
    Top 10 Most Brutal Anti-Masturbation Devices at 10/18/2010 6:24 PM
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  9. Branwyn
    The Female Chastity Belt at 10/18/2010 9:33 AM
    It's not a culture of "pleasure/'sin'", it's a culture of "pleasure/pain". Many BDSM practitioners don't care about the dominant cultures version of what is or is not correct or "moral". Since BDSM, done consensually, does not harm anybody, there is nothing moral or immoral about it. "Sin" represents not only a specific set of religions (the 3 biblical religions), but it also strongly states an immoral stance to whatever the so-called sin is. Please correct this mistake you have made here.
  10. Rob
    The Jugum Penis at 10/17/2010 11:49 AM
    "quite literally a bear trap for erections", because have a bear for a penis was a serious problem in the 1800s
  11. Fiat
    Top 10 Most Brutal Anti-Masturbation Devices at 10/15/2010 10:02 PM
    I kind of wish some of these were in use today; I'm tired of the excuse of men being horny all the time. It's hard for me to find the right man if that's all he thinks about. Why can't we go back to Victorian times where these crazy sex schemes of our time would be shunned upon? H**l, I'd put up with making the man a sandwich- for that.
  12. Berto
    Top 10 Most Brutal Anti-Masturbation Devices at 10/12/2010 12:22 PM
    #11: Marriage. If you need an explanation, congratulations.
  13. KaKwok
    Top 10 Most Brutal Anti-Masturbation Devices at 10/12/2010 5:36 AM
    For those of you familiar with the old Melbourne Goal, there's a nice little exhibit. Essentially it's a a pair of thick gloves secured to the the prisoner's hands. Idea is that the prisoners can relieve themselves while doing time.

    I love humanity.

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