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The Mechanical SheathIn 1906, a man named Raphael Sohn invented what was essentially a chastity belt for dudes.
The way it works is that you're supposed to position it over your penis. It fits so snug, that it is then impossible to move off of your penis without "great physical pain and possible mutilation." And if you were to even TRY to remove it and miraculously (bloodily) succeed, it can't be replaced without the tiny, tiny key.
So basically, if you put this on and want it off, you'll either have to ruin your penis or NEVER lose a tiny, tiny, unique and life-changing key. Here's betting five bucks that douchebag guys in the early 20th century would take turns slapping people's keys out of their hands and into gutter then running away: the ultimate prank. *Shiver*l< << PREV 2 of 10 NEXT >>