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Top 10 Most Incriminating Sexts of 2010
You'd think famous people or people of power would be much more careful about the whole "sending pictures of exposed body parts via text message" thing, but no...they're much, much worse. Here are the 10 most incriminating sexts (or sexual text message, for those of us who don't speak in pop culture abbreviations) that 2010 had to offer, from the perversely creepy to hmmm-I-probably-woulda-done-the-same messages that were meant to be private. Truly, the best sexting examples that involve celebrities and famous athletes.
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Hayley Williams Surprises Fans With Breasts
Hayley Williams, the front woman of pop punk band Paramore, has said numerous times the importance of keeping in touch with her fans. She constantly updates her Twitter to her over-one-million followers with personal anecdotes and pictures. So it's not surprising then that when a topless photo was Tweeted on her account--and then quickly deleted--in late May over 5,000 followers had already viewed it, saved it, had their way with it without buying it dinner and saved it as their desktop image.
True, it's still not clear as to who actually uploaded the photo, but judging from the up-to-the-minute speed Williams updates her Twitter, it's most likely a sleight of hand on her part (or a desperate cry for publicity). If that's the case, this has got to be one of the biggest sexting fails ever, but also the most treasured by music fans (and perverts) everywhere. - 7
Cristiano Ronaldo is Rich and Juggles Models
Cristiano Ronaldo is a hot commodity. The Portuguese soccer player is the most expensive player in soccer history after a $132 million transfer deal from Manchester United to Real Madrid.
He may want to spend some of that money transferring his sexting messages to another phone though because reports surfaced in August that Ronaldo was sexting glamour model Rhian Sugden, a controversial female who was involved in a previous sexting scandal with Vernon Kay in February 2010.
No texts have been revealed, but sources say Ronaldo's been "bombarding" Sugden with phone calls and text messages ever since they met in April aka he's doing what most guys would do after meeting a girl that looks like her.
Wonder what his Russian underwear model girlfriend Irina Shayk had to say about all this though? Let me repeat that: Russian. Underwear. Model. There isn't a single one of those words that doesn't trigger an "automatic date" response in most guys.
But, who are we kidding here....Cristiano can have any girl he wants. I mean he has dated with most of the hottest tv show wags of all time. - 8
Kenneth Fratz Does Not Win the Court(ing) Case
Even District Attorneys have a little fun in between court cases. Or, if they're anything like Wisconsin district attorney Kenneth Fratz, they mix the two together.
Fratz was caught sexting 26-year-old Stephanie Van Groll (nice), a domestic abuse victim who he was assigned as prosecutor in the case against her ex-boyfriend (ethically not-nice), in early December.
Instead of protecting her, Fratz violated her with crazed texts like "Are you the kind of girl that likes secret contact with an older married elected DA...the riskier the better?" and "I'm the atty. I have the $350,000 house. I have the 6-figure career. You may be the tall, young, hot nymph but I am the prize!"
Apparently this guy has figured out exactly what women want: a fat guy who has to drive it into their heads that even if he's not attractive, he's got money.
Anyway, this is a pretty bad thing for a District Attorney to be accused of, so needless to say he won't be a "prize" for too much longer [insert "prize pig" joke here]. - 9
Greg Oden Gets Outed By Ex-Girlfriend
A nude photo Greg Oden took of himself and sent to a former girlfriend over a year ago made its debut on the Internet in early 2010.
The Portland Trail Blazers center owned up to his sexting, saying: "It was definitely my fault you know, I shouldn't have put myself out there like that and I have to learn from that." Never trust a college-aged blonde again.
The 7-foot-center was out of season at the time due to a fractured kneecap but he should rebound back in time.
Authorities have still not released exactly how far away from the camera a 7-foot tall guy has to stand in order to take a full on picture of himself. - 10
Melinda Dennehy is a Horrible Teacher, Schoolboy's Fantasy
It's plenty common for teens and tweens to be sexting (it's this generation's beer kiss behind the 7-11), but when a high school teacher is caught in the act then that actually raises some eyebrows.
And when the high school teacher is sexting with a sophomore student in high school, well, that calls for a police investigation.
That's exactly what happened in early July when 41-year-old English teacher Melinday Dennehy of Londonderry High School, New Hampshire sent "four sexy shots of herself" with her "genitals exposed" to her 15-year-old male student.
She also sent lurid text messages detailing the sexual acts she wanted to perform with him. The boy returned the favor by forwarding the photos to his friends.
Dennehy is a mother of two and has since been released on bail as well as "administrative leave with pay." I'm sure there's still time for her to get a name change and be added to this esteemed list of ethically-challenged-yet-physically-attractive educators.
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Top 10 Most Incriminating Sexts of 2010 at 8/15/2011 8:30 AM