Top 10 Reason's Your Condom Accidently Came Off By the gandfather [1 more lists]

There have been more than a few occasions where I have been drunk, and in the middle of having sex, I decided to take off my condom. The reaction when I tell the chick's have varied, but for the most part they were furious.

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It was a bad joke, Im sorry.

Lets hope the punch line never comes.

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Sorry babe. I was drunk and uhh... couldnt cum and at that moment the ends just justified the ...

Drunk logic may be the death of me, or maybe the life of someone else.

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You weren't wearing your diaphragm!?

It's not ALL your fault. I wasn't wearing my condom either.

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I wanted to see what this whole abortion thing was all about

Everyone's doing it.

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I don't care what kind of STD's you have

Nor do i care to meet your parents.

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I told you, I AM NOT WEARING A CONDOM WHEN YOU ARE GIVING ME HEAD ANYMORE!!!

This is starting to get ridiculous.

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I jerked off ten times today. I have no more sperm left.

Do I have to quote Ice Cube for this one?

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I wanted to cum on your tits like in the movies

There isn't very many things I like to do more than this.

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I thought your dental dam was sufficient

why make both of us suffer?

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i didnt want anything to get in between what we have going here.

Even if it is only a little bit of latex.

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