Top 10 Sexiest MILFs in Movie History By Greg [112 more lists]

Sure, it's not Mother's Day, not by a longshot, but Diane Lane just got cast as Clark Kent's mom in the Superman reboot, so it's time to look back on all of the most pants-tighteningly hot MILFs in film history, what roles they played, and what made them so hot. Here are the hottest movie moms of all time. If this list intrigues you I'd suggest checking out these Heidi Klum nude pics, or at least almost nude haha. But, the milfish Victoria Secret models list is a completely different matter. Enjoy the milfs!

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Diane Lane

First of all, how does Diane Lane NEVER age? THIS is a picture of her now. Seriously, what the hell.

Played: Superman's adoptive mom and Connie, the s**tty mom/wife in her Oscar-nominated role in Unfaithful. She's played two hot moms!

Who would've thought that a movie about a chick cheating on her husband and banging the guy we all imagine our girlfriends and wives banging while they're out of the country would be nominated for an Oscar? Well apparently, the Academy wore out their screeners and have the stairwell scene permanently grafted onto their plasma televisions like most old people do the CNN bottom-screen scroller so badly that they just had to give it some kind of recognition.

Diane Lane plays quite possibly the sexiest role of her life in playing a complete MILF, which really says something about the longevity of her hotness.

I mean, Diane Lane still looks like THIS, THIS and THIS.

If you look as hot as those pictures when ten years ago you used to look like THIS (I was going to link you to another Diane Lane picture, but she really just doesn't age, so it'd be pointless cause she's actually gotten hotter with age, so HERE is a compilation of of her scenes from Unfaithful... dear God...), then you're really doing something right. Maybe she only eats wheatgrass and baby parts or something, but whatever it is, it's working and nobody should stop her, because Superman's hot-ass mom is going to be hot for however many movies they want to make out of that franchise moving forward.
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Jane Seymour

Played: The insatiably hot, desperate and over-sexed mother in Wedding Crashers

Jane Seymour is, and always will be, a MILF. She has kids in real life and every time she's in a movie plays someone who looks hot enough so that if they were your friend's mom, you would sacrifice that friendship for just one awkward afternoon with her.

In Wedding Crashers she plays Catherine, or "Cat" or "Kitty Cat" in what is probably the funniest scene in the entire movie. Click here for the scene where she strips naked and makes Owen Wilson feel her new breasts.

And as a bonus, here's another MILF role of hers from television (I know, I know, cheating) where she seduces that guy from Herman's Head:
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Lea Thompson

Played: Lorraine, Marty McFly's Mom in Back to the F*ture

If it weren't for how iconic Anne Bancroft's Mrs. Robinson was, Lea Thompson would've earned the top spot on this list. Nobody didn't have a crush on Marty McFly's mom. Nobody.

She's that cute girl we all want, but she has a crazy crush on the guy in the movie we're supposed to be relating to. And THAT is a recipe for a lifelong crush on Lea Thompson, who portrayed this girl in a way that didn't make her seem dumb, just love-hungry. And it was awesome.

The sexually starved, eager and disturbingly willing mother of Marty McFly in Back to the F*ture comes on to Marty before she's his mother (the movie's about time traveling, you see.) When he inadvertently gets caught outside her house when it was supposed to be his dad, her affections turn toward him, with hilarious, yet weirdly sexual results.

She pines after him the entire movie, which leads to a lot of bad-girl-in-the-50s-who-wants-to-get-down-in-chinatown vibes coming from her the whole movie. She doesn't get naked, she doesn't do anyone and she doesn't do an extraneous dance number at any point. She's just the epitome of sexy cute and for that, millions of boys all over the world are thankful to Lea Thompson for exciting (and kind of confusing) them. Myself included.
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Angelina Jolie

Played: Grendel's Mother in Beowulf

Sure, she's a snake creature that's also a God and an evil, evil antagonist of a woman who creates a disguting monster that terrorizes a town below throughout this entire (fully animated and motion-captured) film... but she looks just a topless Angelina Jolie.

Well, if you take the motion capture into consideration, she really just IS a topless Angelina Jolie. Only instead of showing her wacky parts, like they do in Hackers, Girl Interrupted and that other movie that's all about her making out with another girl through a chain-link fence (from what I've seen), they cover up her perfect bitches with scales because multi-million-dollar animated films apparently can't be ""Rated R."

Click here for the best round-up of the hottest pictures of everyone's favorite MILF, Angelina Jolie, on the internet.
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Maria Bello

Played: Edie Stall in A History of Violence

In this subtle, but surprisingly awesome comic book movie directed by film buff and geek favorite David Cronenberg, Mario Bello plays the wife/mother in Viggo Mortensen's family after he did Lord of the Rings, back when his career was at its peak and he was even doing stuff like Hidalgo.

In order to show just how awesome their lives were before the Irish mobster character played by Ed Harris came into their lives, the film decided to put together a really fresh, endearing and true-to-life sex scene between Mario Bello's Edie and her husband.

Just to spice up their sex life, for the fun of it (after he saves the day), she dresses up in her old cheerleader uniform (you know it's a comic book movie because she still fits into it) and they go on to have some very realistically loving and pretty awesome sex, which you can watch below.

Oh yeah, and they also have a family, which includes kids, which makes her an amazingly hot MILF in this movie, I mean she still looks like THIS.

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Natalie Portman

Played:Novalee Nation in Where the Heart Is

The wonderfully white-trashly (yes that is a word) named Novalle Nation is played by the beautiful Natalie Portman just barely post Phantom Menace (aka her ""I'm legal now"" breakout role) and really makes us all feel something that we didn't know was possible: the desire to date a pregnant woman.

Throughout the entire movie she plays a sweet, light-hearted girl who gets left at a Walmart pregnant (back when customer service was apparently at an all-time low) by that French-looking guy who's playing a bad guy or vampire in everything now and has a baby in there. When she leaves the Walmart and stops living there, the woman needs to find love and then we proceed to want to date Natalie Portman for the first time in her career since Mars Attacks.

The fact that Natalie Portman is one of the most beautiful and graceful human beings is what gets her such a high spot on this list, but what makes it even crazier is when our kids will read lists like these on the internet and have absolutely no idea what the hell we mean because Natalie Portman will be a real mom soon and will eventually play roles of hot moms of whatever younger, lamer stars come after her.

That's right, it's time for some ""real talk"" on this list.

Click HERE for the best roundup of roundups of Natalie Portman's hotness.

And now, in honor of her role in this movie, here are some pictures of Natalie Portman looking hot and pregnant... at the same time:

Click Here for a picture of Natalie Portman looking hot and starting to enjoy the kind of ""upper body"" that comes with being a soon-to-be mom in real life.

THIS is her looking really gorgeous at the Golden Globes, showing off her growing Golden Globes.

And HERE she is 100% showing and looking adorable with her classically winning smile.

HERE she is with, according to the person who wrote the article, ""surprising"" cleavage.

Much respect for this soon to be mother this time around.
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Ellen Page

Played: Ellen Page plays a teenager (when she was herself 20) in the hit indie "comedy" Juno.

Ellen Page plays a girl we all would've been in love with during high school, but wouldn't have stood a chance with because she'd have dated guys that looked a little more like THIS.

In Juno, she knows all kinds of awesome stuff so much that she attracts Jason Bateman's (more like BAITman in this movie, amirite?) older, middle-aged man character with her knowledge of older bands and a bunch of references that 30something writers always unrealistically write into teenage characters they want to appeal to a broad audience.

Either way, Juno in this movie is not only adorable, but completely understandably awesome. There's not a one of us who wouldn't want to deal with knocking her up (if she was as cool as she was in the movie) for an eventually unsatisfying night (for her) with her.
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Anne Bancroft

Played: Mrs. Robinson in The Graduate

Anne Bancroft is the original MILF of film. And she continues not only to be the sexiest, as she isn't just hot in her movie or teases a younger guy, but she goes all the way with him.

She seduces Dustin Hoffman's character in The Graduate using some of the most iconic, hot and "I wish this would happen to me" moves ever used when an older woman is trying to seduce someone she shouldn't.
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Julia Roberts

Remember that movie where Julia Roberts played a smart and lovable prostitute? No, the other one. Yeah, so in Erin Brockovich she plays an apparently originally Polish woman who gets a really difficult job and then uses her heart of gold to bring down an entire Power company in California after they poison a watter supply. She won an Oscar for it. It's weird how many Oscar winners and nominees are on this list. I guess if you're going to play an insanely hot older woman, you need to do it right.

In this movie, Erin Brockovich struggles to support her child (and her breasts) while bringing down some horrible conglomerates and powerful business types.

Throughout the entire movie, when she's not fighting with Aaron Eckhart over how horrible her life is and how bad her kid has it, she's wearing insanely low cut shirts that actually become part of important moments and plot points in the movie.

HERE she is swimming in a bikini on the set of her new movie.

Aaand another shot here from the same shoot just cause, God damn. She looks great here and has apparently aged like non-boxed wine.
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Amy Stock-Poynton

Played: Ted Theodore Logan's Stepmother, Missy in Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey and as Bill S. Preston, Esquire's Stepmother in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, aka the most confusing MILF in film history.

Amy Stock-Poynton pretty much played the first mom that was acknowledged as being way too hot to be a mom in a teenager's eyes. She was so noticeably hot in this movie that she actually got to play both of the guys's stepmoms... which really doesn't matter since both Bill AND Ted thought she was "totally" hot the entire time (keep in mind, she was their stepmom.)

Here's the funniest scene where Ted has to remind Bill that she's his MOM:

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