Sure, it's not Mother's Day, not by a longshot, but ever since Diane Lane was cast as Clark Kent's mom in the Superman reboot, it seemed high time to look back on all of the most pants-tighteningly hot MILFs in film history, what roles they played, and what made them so hot. Here are the hottest movie moms of all time. If this list intrigues you I'd suggest checking out these Heidi Klum nude pics, or at least almost nude haha. But, the milfish Victoria Secret models list is a completely different matter. Enjoy the milfs!Sexy milf movies! Check out these pics of sexy milfs from the movies.
Played: Superman's adoptive mom and Connie, the slutty mom/wife in her Oscar-nominated role in Unfaithful. She's played two hot moms!
Who would've thought that a movie about a chick cheating on her husband and banging the guy we all imagine our girlfriends and wives banging while they're out of the country would be nominated for an Oscar? Well apparently, the Academy wore out their screeners and have the stairwell scene permanently grafted onto their plasma televisions like most old people do the CNN bottom-screen scroller so badly that they just had to give it some kind of recognition.
Diane Lane plays quite possibly the sexiest role of her life in playing a complete MILF, which really says something about the longevity of her hotness.
If you look as hot as those pictures when ten years ago you used to look like THIS (I was going to link you to another Diane Lane picture, but she really just doesn't age, so it'd be pointless cause she's actually gotten hotter with age, so HERE is a compilation of of her scenes from Unfaithful... dear God...), then you're really doing something right. Maybe she only eats wheatgrass and baby parts or something, but whatever it is, it's working and nobody should stop her, because Superman's hot-ass mom is going to be hot for however many movies they want to make out of that franchise moving forward.
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Played:Novalee Nation in Where the Heart Is
The wonderfully white-trashly (yes that is a word) named Novalle Nation is played by the beautiful Natalie Portman just barely post Phantom Menace (aka her "I'm legal now" breakout role) and really makes us all feel something that we didn't know was possible: the desire to date a pregnant woman.
Throughout the entire movie she plays a sweet, light-hearted girl who gets left at a Walmart pregnant (back when customer service was apparently at an all-time low) by that French-looking guy who's playing a bad guy or vampire in everything now and has a baby in there. When she leaves the Walmart and stops living there, the woman needs to find love and then we proceed to want to date Natalie Portman for the first time in her career since Mars Attacks.
The fact that Natalie Portman is one of the most beautiful and graceful human beings is what gets her such a high spot on this list, but what makes it even crazier is when our kids will read lists like these on the internet and have absolutely no idea what the hell we mean because Natalie Portman will be a real mom soon and will eventually play roles of hot moms of whatever younger, lamer stars come after her.
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Played: Grendel's Mother in Beowulf
Sure, she's a snake creature that's also a God and an evil, evil antagonist of a woman who creates a disguting monster that terrorizes a town below throughout this entire (fully animated and motion-captured) film... but she looks just a topless Angelina Jolie.
Well, if you take the motion capture into consideration, she really just IS a topless Angelina Jolie. Only instead of showing her wacky parts, like they do in Hackers, Girl Interrupted and that other movie that's all about her making out with another girl through a chain-link fence (from what I've seen), they cover up her perfect breasts with scales because multi-million-dollar animated films apparently can't be "Rated R."
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Played: The insatiably hot, desperate and over-sexed mother in Wedding Crashers
Jane Seymour is, and always will be, a MILF. She has kids in real life and every time she's in a movie plays someone who looks hot enough so that if they were your friend's mom, you would sacrifice that friendship for just one awkward afternoon with her.
In Wedding Crashers she plays Catherine, or "Cat" or "Kitty Cat" in what is probably the funniest scene in the entire movie. Click here for the scene where she strips naked and makes Owen Wilson feel her new breasts.
And as a bonus, here's another MILF role of hers from television (I know, I know, cheating) where she seduces that guy from Herman's Head:
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