He wants to have relations with every girl in the world. That's sexy, or really, dangerous and I'm going to venture, not true, unless Wayne just has no standards at all. Too bad he's about to be locked up, sharing showers instead of in the ground pushing flowers, which is what he would have preferred.
This dude did more in 2009 from jail than I have done in my lifetime. Yes, Whatever You Like, came out in 2008, but it's still hot. His song with Mary J. Blige (Remember Me) is my pumped-up hood anthem of 2009. You know, the song you pretend you can relate to and play really loud in your car, and then realize you are that person.
Jeezy is my favorite, because he's a motivator. I saw him in concert and honestly felt like I'd been at a motivational speaker even for trap stars. Jeezy is known for his ad libs, and the fact that he won trap star of the year, four years in a row. His Thug Motivation series (TM 101, 102, 103...because Jeezy didn't go to college so really it should be 101, 201, 301, but Jeezy is just that gangster). Also, he is a sexy genius entrepreneur who's ad line "aaaaay" is featured on every other song on the radio.
Sexy because he's on every other song. And he did it without a label. His mix tape sampled Lykke Li, Santigold, and Lil Wayne. He has money to blow, and he used to star on Degrassi. Also, note how he never looks at the camera. Half Canadian. need I say more? He's so official, without stripes, and he can make your cat whistle, apparently. I'm not sure why he would brag about that.
I'm including Ludarcis on this list solely because of his verse on the "Birthday Sex" remix (of which there are approximately 200, including one with Brooke Hogan. yep.) "We gon need a stretcher when we see how far I can stretch your legs"...alright, i'm no longer in the mood, because yeah, no, don't want to end up in the hospital. But apparently threats of harm are sexy.
A friend of mine once heard a Gucci song and then commented to me, "Oh I just now realized that's Gucci", which is hilarious, because even if you aren't familiar with Gucci, he says his name about 500 times in each song, so you know it's him. Also he has some great lines, such as "Me and Mariah go back like Oscar Meyer". For the record, yes I know the ODB line from the Fantasy remix (me and mariah go back like babies and pacifiers). The ODB line makes sense, the Gucci line is a stretch of a rhyme and doesn't make much sense at all. However, I'm including Gucci on this list, because he's on every other remix (it's him or Drake, they have some contract deal worked out) also he's the essential hype man on any hot record, and his new song with Usher, just might be responsible for his crossover success. After he serves his time in jail.
Now for the record, I don't really care about money. Yes, it would be nice to have more, but I know I'm better off than a lot of people, and I live a comfortable life. And I don't really care about having a partner to buy me expensive jewelry or meals, well meals, yes, those are nice, but jewelry not so interested. Unless it's fair trade and I know the diamonds didn't literally cost and arm and a leg.(And yes, I'm using "literally" correctly in that sentence) However, yeah, wouldn't mind just once, one time, going shopping with someone and hearing "just throw it in the bag" and "I'll be paying for this with my black card".
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