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The 24 Sexiest Actually-Sexy Super Bowl Ads of All Time

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In honor of the Super Bowl, let's take a look at the most important part of the broadcast... the super sexy Super Bowl commercials. From the Kate Upton Carl's Jr. masterpiece to babes fighting over Bud Lite, everything you tune in to see during the big game is collected here. Some of these commercials were banned, some were awesome to see with friends, they were all definitely awkward to watch with your family... but most importantly they're burned into our minds forever. Here are the sexiest Super Bowl ads of all time. 

Most commercials are boring and give you absolutely no reason to watch them, but these commercials draw people to watch the Super Bowl even if they don't like football. If companies are going to spend millions of dollars for the air time in order to have their commercial played during the Super Bowl,  then they definitely will make sure to entertain you so you don't leave to make a snack. Not only are these commercials sexy, but some of them are also iconic pieces of the American cultural landscape. As ridiculous as it sounds when you're talking about soda commercials, you know that Cindy Crawford has forever changed the way you see Pepsi. 

 Take a look at the sexiest Super Bowl ads of all time,  and feel free to leave us a comment about your favorites!
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    Cindy Crawford's Classic Pepsi Commercial

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    Cindy Crawford's Pepsi commercial is the water mark for all  Super Bowl commercials. It's not only iconic because it's one of the first super sexy commercials, but it's also the only thing that's ever made Pepsi seem appetizing. Thank you Cindy. 
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    Miller Lite Loves a Girl Fight

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    This commercial for Miller Lite would have fit in perfectly with Russ Meyers' oeuvre, except he would have called it something like Chicks on Beer Mountain, or Fight, Beer Babes, Fight!  
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    Bud Lite Doesn't Want You to Get Any Bright Ideas

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    Should these guys be drinking in a yoga class? It's like, a hundred degrees in those rooms. 
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    Godaddy.com Gives the Nerds Some Love

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    No matter who you are, you know when Bar ReFaeli' starts making out with that nerd your head explodes. The original GoDaddy girl commercial STILL hasn't been beaten. 
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    Doritos Sets the Room on Fire

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    A lot of guys that came of age in 1998 have Ali Landry's Doritos commercial to thank for their sexual awakening, and for their misunderstanding of how a water sprinkler system works. 
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    We don't know if this commercial helped Tabasco sell any more hot sauce, but it definitely made us Google, "Tabasco+commercial+girl" during the half time show.  
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    Megan Fox Gets in a Bathtub for Motorola

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    Yes, Megan Fox is a very sex babe but we spent this entire commercial worrying that she was going to drop her new phone in the tub. 
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    Britney Spears Sells Pepsi One More Time

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    It's hard to believe that ever since this commercial aired that Pepsi has been the number one cola on the planet. What's that? It's not. Welp, we'd better shave our heads and chase people with an umbrella. 
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