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The 24 Sexiest Actually-Sexy Super Bowl Ads of All Time

In honor of the Super Bowl, let's take a look at what it all comes down to... the Sexiest Superbowl commercials. The actually sex ones are included, nothing like the new Kate Upton or any lame things that happen to just star Victoria's Secret models. These are the hottest, actually-sexy Superbowl commercials of all time.

Some were banned, some were awesome to see with friends, some were awkward to watch with family... and most importantly some are burned, wonderfully, into our minds forever. Here are the top 10 sexiest superbowl ads of all time. With over 111 million viewers the 2012 Super Bowl was the biggest of all time as 33 percent of the US population watched it. This year can only be bigger. There is really no better time for large companies to put out their advertisements.

Most commercials are boring and give you absolutely no reason to watch them but these commercials draw people to watch the Super Bowl even if they don't like football. If companies are going to spend millions of dollars for the air time in order to have their commercial played during the Super Bowl then they definitely will make sure to entertain you so you don't leave to make a snack. And so these commercials are sexy and great to watch and will forever be known as some of the best Super Bowl commercials of all time. If you're looking for more sexy girls from commercials check out the sexy photos of the T Mobile girl, Carly Foulkes, that you've probably never seen before.

What are the sexiest Super Bowl ads of all time? Take a look here and see for yourself. These sexy ads, or sexy commercials won't disappoint!

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    Kate Upton's Carl's Jr. Commercial


    This is what Mercedes messed up this year. They could've had an iconic Superbowl commercial, but they somehow wasted Kate Upton. It's a damn shame. 

    This is what your dad felt like when you dropped 10 lbs of expensive meat before the big BBQ that one year. 

    This one's here because of this equation:

    Hot Girl + Hamburger + Classic Car + That Girl Being Kate Upton + Slow Motion + NSFW = The best Superbowl commercial of all time. 

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    Cindy Crawford's Sexy Pepsi Commercial


    Oh hi Cindy!

    Cindy Crawford's Pepsi commercial was a staple for sex in Superbowl commercials. It became so iconic that boobs are everywhere now more. 

    We probably have Cindy Crawford to thank for all the boobs on this list. 

    Thank you Cindy. 

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    Two girls fighting over beer for an entire minute. We will say no more.

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    2003 Bud Light Commercial (Yoga)


    Finally letting every guy in America do exactly what they want during a Yoga class, here's a commercial that somehow wasn't banned. Probably because everyone's wearing workout clothes. 

    This is the greatest loophole since body paint. 

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    You know when the strap to her top breaks your eyes bulge.

    The original GoDaddy girl commercial STILL hasn't been beaten. They set the bar pretty high for themselves and have yet to top a girl whose shirt keeps falling off while she tries desperately to dance for us. Hats off, Go Daddy, hats off.

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    00:06 - 00:09 (No, really)

    The three seconds we got of this girl are more unassuming and sexy than that Ali Landry thing everyone else is posting.

    Dear YouTube,

    Thank you for having a "Pause" button.

    Your Friends,


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    To start, this Tabasco commercial rivals the Godaddy Girl's commercial because this one looks a little more natural. We'll try not to make any hot jokes, but we just have to say a commercial that checks out a girl FOR us? We don't even have to work for that? American as apple pie if you ask us.

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    Naked Megan Fox in a Bathtub for Motorola


    The thing that makes this sexy is that everybody in the commercial is reacting to a naked Megan Fox sext.

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    Britney Spears's Pepsi Commercial


    Remember when Britney Spears was hot? Pepperidge Farms remembers. And if you're old enough she was unlike anyone that exists right now. Except maybe Selena Gomez or something, but she's not Britney Spears. 

    This is her, during the Superbowl, at her prime. 

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    How is this commercial sexy, you ask? Well, for starters, there are 3 (count 'em) different shots of her breasts in the very first few seconds. The storyline also really lends itself well to allow the audience to be a voyeur of sorts as this blond hottie prepares for a seemingly perfect date. The twist at the end is priceless. My "buddy" tried it and none of his last 3 girlfriends found it amusing. Hopefully after the third ex girlfriend, he learned to stop trying that stunt.

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    Go Daddy Super Bowl 2012 Ad: Body Paint


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    Mercedes Sexy Car Wash (2013)


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    Catrinel Menghia Sells Fiats


    Because at the end everyone wants to be inside both (though not at the same time, because those little go kart type things can't really fit much but your skinny friends).

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    THIS Ashley Madison Commercial


    Ashley Madison is a dating site for people who want to cheat on their S.O.'s. 

    This is a hot girl in her underwear who wants to cheat on her husband. 

    Unlike her underwear, this commercial is timeless. And it deserves a spot on every one of these gosh darn lists. 

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    A seductive Victoria's Secret model and a football. No cat walk, no dancing just the classically coy Adriana Lima chilling in a chair smiling at you. You know thousands of babies were conceived after this Superbowl ad.

    We can only hope to add more videos to the list this year. So let's all hope for yet another year of mouth-watering, pants-tightening hotness from the buffalo wings that we consume. Oh and from the ridiculously hot chicks.

    See you on the couch.

    This is the best Victoria's Secret Superbowl commercial. 

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    This is one of the banned commercials for this list. Surprise, surprise... it's an ad for Peta! It was banned for its risque imagery that year, while other ads for hamburgers and fried chicken were allowed to air. Peta said it wasn't fair that those campaigns got on while theirs didn't because "those foods make Americans fat, lazy and boring in bed." We're just glad it at least exists on YouTube, you know, for posterity's sake.

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    GoDaddy Super Kiss With Bar Rafaeli


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    This Visa Commercial


    Wow. This commercial exists in some weird sex-torture universe where women just do whatever men think of. 

    Or America. 

    Here are two girls in bikinis playing volleyball in freezing cold weather. 

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    Doritos Hot Wild Girls


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    PETA's Hottest Superbowl Commercial


    This is a bunch or hot chicks that would be a pain in the ass to find a suitable date restaurant for pouring a bunch of stuff all over themselves.

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