- 1Up 70Down 7“ This is what Mercedes messed up this year. They could've had an iconic Superbowl commercial, but they somehow wasted Kate Upton. It's a damn shame.This is what your dad felt like when you dropped 10 lbs of expensive meat before the big BBQ that one year.This one's here because of this equation:„Hot Girl + Hamburger + Classic Car + That Girl Being Kate Upton + Slow Motion + NSFW = The best Superbowl commercial of all time.
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- 3Up 33Down 17“ 00:06 - 00:09 (No, really)
The three seconds we got of this girl are more unassuming and sexy than that Ali Landry thing everyone else is posting.
Thank you for having a "Pause" button.
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Tabasco“ To start, this Tabasco commercial rivals the Godaddy Girl's commercial because this one looks a little more natural. We'll try not to make any hot jokes, but we just have to say a commercial that checks out a girl FOR us? We don't even have to work for that? American as apple pie if you ask us. „
- 5Up 25Down 11“Oh hi Cindy!Cindy Crawford's Pepsi commercial was a staple for sex in Superbowl commercials. It became so iconic that boobs are everywhere now more.We probably have Cindy Crawford to thank for all the boobs on this list.Thank you Cindy.„
- 6Up 30Down 18“ You know when the strap to her top breaks your eyes bulge.
The original GoDaddy girl commercial STILL hasn't been beaten. They set the bar pretty high for themselves and have yet to top a girl whose shirt keeps falling off while she tries desperately to dance for us. Hats off, Go Daddy, hats off. „
- 7Up 20Down 10“ Two girls fighting over beer for an entire minute. We will say no more. „
- 8Up 30Down 20“ A seductive Victoria's Secret model and a football. No cat walk, no dancing just the classically coy Adriana Lima chilling in a chair smiling at you. You know thousands of babies were conceived after this Superbowl ad.
We can only hope to add more videos to the list this year. So let's all hope for yet another year of mouth-watering, pants-tightening hotness from the buffalo wings that we consume. Oh and from the ridiculously hot chicks.
See you on the couch.This is the best Victoria's Secret Superbowl commercial.„
- 9Up 18Down 11“ Finally letting every guy in America do exactly what they want during a Yoga class, here's a commercial that somehow wasn't banned. Probably because everyone's wearing workout clothes.This is the greatest loophole since body paint.„
- 10Up 24Down 20“ How is this commercial sexy, you ask? Well, for starters, there are 3 (count 'em) different shots of her bitches in the very first few seconds. The storyline also really lends itself well to allow the audience to be a voyeur of sorts as this blond hottie prepares for a seemingly perfect date. The twist at the end is priceless. My "buddy" tried it and none of his last 3 girlfriends found it amusing. Hopefully after the third ex girlfriend, he learned to stop trying that stunt. „
- 11Up 19Down 15“ Remember when Britney Spears was hot? Pepperidge Farms remembers. And if you're old enough she was unlike anyone that exists right now. Except maybe Selena Gomez or something, but she's not Britney Spears.This is her, during the Superbowl, at her prime.„
- 12Up 14Down 12“ The thing that makes this sexy is that everybody in the commercial is reacting to a naked Megan Fox sext. „
- 13Up 16Down 18“ Because at the end everyone wants to be inside both (though not at the same time, because those little go kart type things can't really fit much but your skinny friends). „
- 14Up 7Down 13“ Wow. This commercial exists in some weird sex-torture universe where women just do whatever men think of.Or America.Here are two girls in bikinis playing volleyball in freezing cold weather.„
- 15Up 15Down 23“ This is one of the banned commercials for this list. Surprise, surprise... it's an ad for Peta! It was banned for its risque imagery that year, while other ads for hamburgers and fried chicken were allowed to air. Peta said it wasn't fair that those campaigns got on while theirs didn't because "those foods make Americans fat, lazy and boring in bed." We're just glad it at least exists on YouTube, you know, for posterity's sake. „
- 16Up 10Down 19“ Before everyone was sick of her and she stopped being relevant in the lightning fast time of 2 years, Kim Kardashian starred in a commercial showing off what made her entire damn family famous in the first place. „
- 17Up 8Down 20“ Ashley Madison is a dating site for people who want to cheat on their S.O.'s.This is a hot girl in her underwear who wants to cheat on her husband.Unlike her underwear, this commercial is timeless. And it deserves a spot on every one of these gosh darn lists.„
- 18Up 8Down 20“ Because at this point, nobody cares about Danica Patrick. „
- 19Up 5Down 17“ This is a bunch or hot chicks that would be a pain in the ass to find a suitable date restaurant for pouring a bunch of stuff all over themselves. „
- 20Up 5Down 17“ Not only was she a sex icon in her generation, but in this video, she really wants to bang this dude. „
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