I present to you the best examples of actual physical assaults between politicians from all around the world. Even a wish from a Miss America contestant wouldn't bring these people together (though a measely $10K from a lobbyist probably would). Enjoy these >crazy fights brought to you by some of the world's scummiest people -- politicians.
The Taiwan Tussle
This politician studied the ancient art of "being prepared" - check the seemingly effortless UFC-level judo toss.+17 Skill for this pol. No matter what they're arguing about, I know who I'm for.
The Korean Kick Down
A pound for pound champion fight video here - starting about :30 it gets pretty amusing as the rumble begins -
the more savvy pols quickly take off their ties, they've obviously been here before - wait for it . . .
and now we see why - NECKTIE STRANGULATION ACTION . . .
then more Asian-government moshpit + pull and scream fighting + useless bystanders smiling nervously or trying to leave... (the hand drawn cartoon sound bubbles with Korean characters are a nice touch during a *slight* lull)
and now... (2:00 mark)
a hard double ear-punch
another dude LAUNCHES himself off of a podium to get to the people in the higher seats who think they're safe
another who does a stage dive into the violence kicking and swinging pell mell.
a full on STOMPIN'
a PHONE-HANDSET BEATDOWN
and finally - TEAR GAS and riot police.This one has it all. Suits Gone Wild.
The All Out Indian War
Assemblymen in India get up in arms over a civil rights issue. What results is an all out war on the political floor that actually turned dangerous, drew blood, and sent people to the hospital. When most politicians feel like they really need to fight an issue, they declare that they will "go to war" until the issue is resolved. These politicians in India actually meant it.
The Korean Cat Fight
Another gem from Korea. Members of the South Korean parliament engage in a brutal showdown that includes a cat fight for the ages. This video came close to being the most heated Team Edward vs. Team Jacob fight we have ever seen.