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List Rules Vote up the Rob Liefeld covers that make you shocked the man got as much work as he did.

Is this too easy? Probably. I know better people than I have made their own Liefeld Lists of Pouches and Swords (notably: Progressive Boink) but I think I have a few he missed... plus, it's never a bad thing to collect this much awesome into one place. Imagine if Rob had taken a few anatomy classes? Or maybe even a drawing class or two? Where would we be? We wouldn't have the Honorable Mention on this list, that's for sure. And that's not a world I want to live in.
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Honorable Mention


Honorable Mention is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Worst (Best!) Rob Liefeld Covers
Photo: Rob Liefeld/Marvel Comics
I'm sorry. This is not a cover, but it is possibly my favorite thing on the internets. I'm sure you have seen the version some completely AWESOME person drew to "expose" what Caps anatomy would really look like without his clothes on. (If not: LOOK HERE.) (Thanks to a commenter for finding that full-frontal version)This drawing makes me happy on so many levels. The chest. My god... I mean, how do you get past the pencils phase of this drawing without thinking "maybe if he could actually eat a plate of food off his chest without using his hands, it might be too much?" How? I don't know how, but I'm so glad it happened.
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I Sense A Stroke Coming On...


I Sense A Stroke Coming On... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Worst (Best!) Rob Liefeld Covers
Photo: Rob Liefeld/Marvel Comics
I feel like maybe Liefeld drew these hands here just to spite all the people who say he can't draw hands. Well, he sure showed us! Look at the natural, not-at-all posed hands he's put here.... totally not copied from a figure drawing book. BUT... that's not the mystery of this cover. Take a look.

Why is there a face growing out of his thigh? Whose hand and forearm is that down there? How did he get his shirt to rip like that? Oh! My! God! Cap doesn't have ... he seems to be missing.... you know. His package. Ow. This is truly a classic cover for Rob... we have the straining, the anenurism waiting to happen... the misshapen arms... oh, and look at that hilarious little foot back there. Is Cap wearing dress shoes?!
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Wasp Women


Wasp Women is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Worst (Best!) Rob Liefeld Covers
Photo: Rob Liefeld/Image Comics
You may feel a little bit freaked out by this one. Perhaps you haven't seen much of how Rob sees the world. Welcome. Once the shiny glamour of Image Comics in the 90s clears from your eyes, you might feel like something.... you don't know just what.... is off. The young lady in the foreground.... does she actually have internal organs? Why won't someone get her a wheelchair? Clearly her back has snapped in half. What do you think those pouches contain? As for the giant woman in the back.... note that she is a rare sighting... a Liefeld creation that doesn't have any pouches. That must be why she's wearing a tutu. Note how the sword she is carrying appears to be bolted to her hand -- not actually being gripped, as that would require him to draw a hand "doing something".
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7 people just voted on Codpieces


Codpieces is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Worst (Best!) Rob Liefeld Covers
Photo: Rob Liefeld/Marvel Comics
This was a variant cover, so maybe I shouldn't count it... but he drew it with the intent of it being a cover, sooo... fair game. I really am only including it because 1) new way to hide hands and 2) are those codpieces? On women? Or maybe they are built in maxi-pad holders?

PS. Those boobs are seriously freaking me out.
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THIGHS


THIGHS is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Worst (Best!) Rob Liefeld Covers
Photo: Rob Liefeld/Image Comics
Yep, hands clenched around swords... no feet. Pouches and straps, plenty of both. This is a classic. Oh, and the stroke seems imminent, as it should with all those blood vessels popping out.... Leifeld's creations are always one step away from a level of intensity that should technically damage the brain in some way. But I digress.... look at the size of those thighs! I mean, think how many pouches you can strap around those bad boys!
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YAAAAAAAAAHHHHH


YAAAAAAAAAHHHHH is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Worst (Best!) Rob Liefeld Covers
Photo: Rob Liefeld/Marvel Comics
Oh Cable. So many muscles. So much screaming. See, he has an enormous gun to hide his hands, but ALSO has some swords as backup in case he runs out of ammo... which he won't because I assume that's what he keeps in those pouches.

 Bonus: He appears to be RIDING Deadpool! Maybe he's tired from carrying around that gun.
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7 people just voted on Look Ma, No Hands


Look Ma, No Hands is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Worst (Best!) Rob Liefeld Covers
Photo: Rob Liefeld/Marvel Comics
This one is like a fun game. Look at all the different ways to hide hands! Even Juggernauts fist seems to be enclosed in brass knuckles or something. Also, so many teeny little feets. So cute!

Hey, look at Spidey's ass! It's on backwards!
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Pouches


Pouches is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Worst (Best!) Rob Liefeld Covers
Photo: Rob Liefeld/Maximum
Ha hah haha! You thought this one was going to have pouches! And, hey wait... what ARE those purple things? Are those supposed to be breasts? She looks like she has two massive tumors growing from her chest.

And the eye-patch woman? Are her boobs coming directly out of her neck?