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Sonic the HedgehogvMuch of Sonics woes (and whoa, have there been a lot of woes) started when he added an expanded cast to his adventures. Things got worse when he started to talk. When an animated series about a talking Sonic and his crazy crew of friends and enemies came along it was always doomed to failure. Not as bad as some entries on the list, its nonetheless sad to see Sonic in any medium these days. Its been so very, very long since he did anything right. It seems like someone needs to just turn off the life-support machine and let him die peacefully. Beep.Beep.Beep. Beep. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Wing Commander AcademyvWing Commander was one of the first game franchises to be badly burned by an awful movie adaptation. As if they couldnÂt just leave well alone, they had to make an unsuccessful cartoon as well. Despite featuring some major vocal talent (Mark Hamill, Malcolm McDowell) the damage was already done.
Pac-ManvThe problem with converting a character invented to circumvent the graphical limitations of ancient gaming hardware to a world of childrenâs entertainment is the number of questions it raises. Is Pacman a drug addict? What is this strange world of mazes he lives in? What were the ghosts when they were alive? Is that really a Pac-Baby? How was that conceived? Who is this strange Sith Lord included in the cartoon but never mentioned in the game? What the f**k is going on!?!
The Adventures of Super Mario Brothers 3vUnlike everything else here, Mario makes a lot of sense as a cartoon character. He appeals to children, saves Princesses and has a bunch of loyal, bumbling sidekicks (what exactly is a Birdo?) and a range of inept, incompetent antagonists (who birthed the Koopa Troopers?). The problem with this cartoon is that while it is clearly just a cartoon about Mario, it is marketed and branded prominently as ÂÂThe Adventures of Super Mario Brothers 3. The opening sequence has a huge image of the game cover on the front of a book; an act of marketing not so much subliminal as beating-you-about-the-face.
Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the RealmvWhile other entries on this list may have had some limited potential to succeed as a childrens cartoon, this entry was doomed from conception. WhatÃ¢ÂÂs the very first thing you think about when someone mentions Mortal Kombat? The very first thing. Honestly. Is it violence? Blood? ItÂÂs either one of those or, more likely, fatalities. You know, those things where you pull out someones spine or burn off their skin or melt their face or pull their arms off and beat them to death with them. Imagine a Mortal Kombat with no violence and no fatalities (only Friendships). Never has anything missed the point of the original source material as much as the Mortal Kombat animated kids cartoon.
Captain N: The Game MastervChildrenÂÂs cartoons have been glorified advertisements for toy ranges since He-Man came along, but Captain N took this to new levels. I mean really, can they do this? Is this not wrong? IÃ¢ÂÂm not the guy who demands that cartoons be educational. As long as kids learn that dropped anvils will flatten you into a concertina, explosions cover you in black soot and Acme is a poor supplier of goods and services then IÃ¢ÂÂm fine. Surely a half hour program of targeted marketing aimed directly at their receptive little minds will brainwash them though. WonÂÂt they grow up to buy Nintendo consoles and Mario games regardless of the fact that the company they loved has abandoned the hardcore fans who made them a success to pander to the casual gamers? Oh, wait..
Double DragonvOne of the first and most innovative of the side scrolling beat em ups, Double Dragon is a bona fide classic. It contains all the ingredients for a violent adventure story: sibling rivalry, gang warfare and girls being punched in the stomach by punks. How can such a seedy, violent b-movie plotline be applied to a childrenÂÂs cartoon? Well, they could ignore the story, give them magic swords and masks and say ÂÂDragon a lot in the theme tune.
Dungeons and DragonsvOk, so this oneÂÂs a cheat because itÂÂs based on a traditional RPG rather than a videogame. IÂÂve included it here because they never finished the series, a series about a bunch of teenagers trapped in a fantasy world that canÃ¢ÂÂt get home. That means theyre still trapped there. Forever.
They had chances to get home, but they always missed out to save a unicorn. Or help a friend. Or a doorway closed on them at the last minute. At least each time they learned a lesson. Then the show got cancelled. And now theyÂÂre trapped forever. The lesson? F**k helping people, when you get a chance to escape a nightmare world of dragons and mind worms you should curb-stomp any unicorn or cut the balls off any Dungeon Master who gets in your way!
Kirby: Right Back at Ya!vIÂÂll admit, IÂÂve thrown you a curve ball with this one. This cartoon is actually pretty good. Intended for kids but with a few jokes thrown in for adults, the developers of the game had some say in the development of the anime. DidnÂÂt see that coming did you!
So that about wraps up this list. I hope you enjoyed it, the last entry shows that good childrens cartoons can be made out of videogames. The question is though, why bother? There are so many great games out there for kids. Take my advice, put on some Katamari Damacy or Mario Galaxy and forget about all this nonsense. Educate your offspring on great games and if you need to show them a cartoon, pick one with an original story and a great theme tune.
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