Top 11 Most Ridiculous Bollywood Action Movie Scenes By ClintonJake  [13 more lists]

Apparently this film is called ""Alluda Mazaaka,"" and was a smashing success, bringing in over $35 million, which is pretty damn good by any standards. The fact that it was this popular shows just how awesome of a country India actually is.

Please watch this video to see a man put every single scene in Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift to shame. Just absolute, complete shame. Sure, they drifted every kind of Japanese car under the sun. What do they drift in Alluda Mazaaka? Friggin' HORSES.

What's next? Well, for some reason instead of snapping their fingers and wielding knives they comb their hair with, in India what they do is ride tractors around in swamps. So, after a rigorous swamp chase, the second scene of this video comes to a climax after the protagonist finishes splashing everyone in the face. Wait for it... right? Absolutely amazing.

Good to see India's film editors are just as good as their action writers.

When watching Bollywood action films, it's important to take everything you know about physics/logic and throw it out the window along with your sense of suspension of disbelief.

Watch this clip in its entirety, if you value your happiness. It's only a little over a minute long and you will be telling people about it for a long time.

This clip is a perfect demonstration of why America just isn't cutting it in the action department lately.

According to this film, Magadheera, jeeps actually GAIN speed when they encounter large, ramp-shaped rocks and air resistance. Also, a simple raising of the arm is enough to shield one from flying shrapnel that miraculously misses any and all important characters. And as for steering the vehicle- don't worry- it will fly directly into the enemy helicopter as if by magnetic attraction, just as we always did with our action figures.

If life was like this, we would all be absolutely EPIC human beings. This kind of Super-Action is the reason the early 90s HAPPENED. Really glad to see that it's alive and well, just elsewhere.

But that first scene is nothing compared to the rescue at 1:00. Let's take a minute to examine what happens here. The enemy is already standing right next to the edge of the cliff, so he should just throw the girl off, right? Wrong. It would be much better, and awesome, for him to take her hand and run full speed to the other edge, so he can jump off and take her with him. A badass, stupid (but still badass), villain. Why does this work? Well, most likely because she WANTS to die- or, I'm assuming she does because she runs right along with him, providing no resistance at all to what will be her death.

Literally all she has to do is go limp, but no, she runs along with the psychopath, almost off a cliff. Amazing.

This is one of the single greatest clips in the history of all our lives. Enjoy.

Guys in Indian action movies are AMAZING shots. Like, AMAZING. Taking the almost-literal shotgun approach to foiling an ENTIRE ENEMY JET PLANE, this Fidel Castro look-alike fires two shots in order to hit two VERY specific points on the plane in order to take it down.

Watch the clip.

Apparently, anything's possible when it's you versus a computer-generated plane that you don't even flinch at because you're that motherf**king awesome.

Good thing those guys jumped out, that was definitely safer than just staying in the plane and toughing it out until it came to a complete stop.

BONUS: The fact that this guy is wearing wife beater sunglasses along with a mustache that lets you know he's a real man

This is probably the best example of how ridiculous this genre is, and why you should share it with your children.

Before you read what happens, watch it in the video embedded here. THIS is what is missing from pretty much every Superman movie ever made. Why has nobody ever done this?

Here's what happens:
This man is shot in the chest, and NOT ONLY does the bullet deflect off his chest with a "ping" sound (scorching his shirt slightly, of course), but it flies back and takes out the man who shot it. Genius.

This one reminds me of the opening scene of the Bejing Olympics, because everyone knows karate.

It's basically a real-life version of that scene in the Matrix (s**tty sequel) where Neo takes out like 1203984203984 Agent Smiths.

It all starts at 1:05 when the bad guy grabs the girl (noticing a theme here?)

What happens next is every guy in the gym is after the bad guy, but, even together, they can't stop him, which is amazing.

They also pull a move which is central to the personality of this piece and which American movies NEVER do: they film from the POV of a character... and include his hair. Eat THAT, America!

I would think that a guy could at least pull his leg out from behind or something, or maybe they should probably stop taking turns.

Anyone else get the bowling metaphor at 1:46? Deep.

This clip, although it even looks as fake as ""pro"" wrestling (sorry 60 million people who watch it), is absolutely awesome. Why? Because this character is just that badass and puts the main guy from No Country For Old Men to shame.

Reminder to self: get shoes that blow air.