Top 12 Hottest Famous Girls Caught Shoplifting By Greg  [112 more lists]

Megan Fox. Of course she's #1, and of course she has kind of a troubled past. Most places would be honored to have her walk in to their place of employment and would most likely wait on her hand-over-foot.

There's one place, though, that won't have any of this Fox action: Wal-Mart. That's right, Megan Fox is banned from all Wal-Marts forever, just like your older brother.

After stealing a $7 tube of lip gloss from a Florida branch in her rebellious teenage years (oh, how I wish I was around for that mistake-making period), Fox was banned from ever stepping foot into their stores again.

Here are the hottest pictures of the woman who stole more than lip gloss that day (she also stole my heart, you see.)

And now, for the pictorial tribute to the hottest celebrity kleptomaniac of all time:

Megan Fox socking it hard to Wal-Mart by looking this good shopping somewhere else.

Bringing out the big guns in this drop dead dress.

Putting the "Golden"(and the "Globes") in Golden Globes.

Wearing nothing but a bra and panties. Nope, you're still alive.

But you wish you were dying so this could come and save you.

Dear Lord that loss-prevention guy must've given her the TSA-level pat-down.

This doe-eyed, soft-lipped actress/kleptomaniac has just the right amount of edge, from being Lidia Deetz, to the hot girl in Mr. Deeds, she has the best kind of ""edge"". The kind with handcuffs.

Winona Ryder is a bona fide criminal after being arrested in 2001 for shoplifting more than $5,000 of merchandise from Saks Fifth Avenue in Beverly Hills. She doesn't f**k around.

This is like Grand Theft Auto, but with Marc Jacobs purses and Gucci dresses.

Winona was sentenced to three years probation and 480 hours of community service.

People even started a campaign while she was in jail called ""Save Winona"". Of course, who wouldn't.

And now, some hot pictures of the great miss Ryder, who is always *this* close to making me want to make a ""rider"" joke about her, but I always have too much of a heart to do so:

Looking like a swan at the Black Swan premiere in Hollywood.

A pillar of stolen goods.

I told you, it's the hair. The pixie cut makes them innocent!

The only way to ever wear overalls.

Talk about ""bone structure"", amirite? Awww yeah.

Here she is with a look that says she can kick your ass because she's been ""to the joint"".

Kristin Cavallari wasn't cast as the bad girl on the MTV reality show "The Hills" for no reason. She's a hot little piece of bad news all her own. Drug addictions and criminal behavior are her M.O., and she totally gets around with complete and utter douchebags ("so you're saying there's a chance...")

Also, I say just let her steal I mean, c'mon, the poor girl can't even afford clothes, look at her.

During her "Laguna Beach" days, Cavallari was caught stealing merchandise with three other girls from Tawny K., a store owned by Tawny Kitaen of VH1’s Surreal Life and Whitesnake video fame (the last three words of this sentence were an oxymoron just 5 years ago, where has the world gone).

Kitaen did not press charges, so this bad girl is definitely still untamed.

Here's our pictorial tribute to her hotness and her lack of ninja skills in the "not getting caught shopilfing" department:

Knocking it out of the park at the Burlesque premiere in Los Angeles.

Let's get back to the basics. Of human anatomy.

Don't be distracted by the stripes, her boobs is still there, waiting. That's right, it's a link that says boobs. Go for it.

Really? You're really gonna make me run? Ok.

Seriously, you blocking the shade for me is REALLY helpful.

Sorry mom, she refuses to be tucked in.

Britney Spears has so much money that she sometimes forgets it's there to pay for stuff. She's already "forgotten" a couple of times.

She's been rushed out of a store without paying for a $200 top (she was conveniently wearing it), swiped a disposable lighter from a gas station on her way out and took off with a wig from a sex shop once. So yes, Britney's a huge fan of the five finger discount (which really, sounds so unbelievably hot.)

Hey, you can't really blame her for the last one. It was chilly out at the time and she didn't have any hair.

This beach body makes me a believer that no matter what happens, I would still marry this woman.

Remember when Britney Spears topless was awesome? This is her topless. And it's awesome.

Looking at you like she really wants it, over the shoulder, with sideboob. Oh Britney, where did you go?

If that slit goes any higher, I swear to God.

Tila Tequila doesn't make sense to me. She's got ""Tequila"" in her name but then she's allergic to it. She's blonde but her eyebrows are dark. Annnd, she steals from CVS when she's got a hefty sum of boob implants. This chick is complex.

I'm intrigued, scared and a little turned on (because why the hell not?)

The ""A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila"" reality show star went on her blog to say that she was so hungry she decided to ""just steal some bubble gum and chips and not get caught."" This worked out for her perfectly, except for the ""not get caught"" part.

Check out this video which proves Tila to be the worst shoplifter ever, but at least her rack looks good.

And pretty good here too.

Oh, and here. Definitely, here.

Giving us a great view of the scorpion in her hand.

When it's chilly outside, throw on a jacket.

Or...just get painted on.

Tape. I hear tape can be warm too...