Top 13 Hottest Famous Girls Caught Shoplifting

Tila Tequila doesn't make sense to me. She's got "Tequila" in her name, but then she's allergic to it. She's blonde but her eyebrows are dark. Annnd, she steals from CVS when she's got a hefty sum of boob implants. This chick is complex.

I'm intrigued, scared, and a little turned on (because why the hell not?).

The "A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila" reality show star went on her blog to say that she was so hungry she decided to "just steal some bubble gum and chips and not get caught." This worked out for her perfectly, except for the "not get caught" part.

Swiping snacks is not the only very bad thing Lady Tequila's been caught doing - she's also been captured doing a webcam striptease.

Kristin Cavallari wasn't cast as the bad girl on the MTV reality show "The Hills" for no reason. She's a hot little piece of bad news all her own. Drug addictions and criminal behavior are her M.O., and she totally gets around with complete and utter douchebags ("so you're saying there's a chance...")

Also, I say just let her steal I mean, c'mon, the poor girl can't even afford clothes, look at her.

During her "Laguna Beach" days, Cavallari was caught stealing merchandise with three other girls from Tawny K., a store owned by Tawny Kitaen of VH1’s Surreal Life and Whitesnake video fame (the last three words of this sentence were an oxymoron just 5 years ago, where has the world gone).

Kitaen did not press charges, so this bad girl is definitely still untamed... And I kinda hope she doesn't tone it down just because she's a new mom.

Caroline Guiliani, the sexy (totally legal/college-aged) daughter of former mayor and presidential candidate Rudy Guiliani who was caught on Aug 4, 2010 by security cameras pocketing more than $100 worth of makeup from a Sephora store in Manhattan. Her case was later dismissed with a day of community service after prosecutors offered to resolve the case.

Getting real rowdy.

One long, slow, sexy sip of beer.

All grown up and going to court.

And THAT'S how you violate a politician's privacy.

The dollar sign in Ke$ha's name is there for a reason. And not just because she wants to take me out on an expensive date.

Ke$ha was actually broke before she rose to fame with the Tik Tok smash hit. And by broke, I mean dead broke. So broke that she was stealing food from dollar stores in order to eat, and selling clothes to make money for food. No foolin'. So yes, the $ is actually "ironic".

Short, tight, long. I'll leave the nouns up to you.

Peaches Geldof, a British model and socialite, is on some sort of stealing streak. She used to date Eli Roth (the douchey guy in charge of the Hostel movies.)

She's been accused of attempting to steal clothes from three stores in two years, which means either she really tries to steal that much or she just tries it every now and then and fails miserably each time.

The most recent incident was in 2008 when she left London boutique Luna + Curious with a garment in hand. Other stores Geldof has been caught red-handed are Urban Outfitters and Carnaby Street.

I don't know too much about fashion, but whatever Peaches is doing--it's working.

Just where I would've put them.

All of her hidden tattoos.

What interesting socks you have there

Disney has yet to create this princess.

Oh drats, the wind is blowing.

Looking like a pouty redhead.