L The List
- 1Just about now is when you start feeling old. Because only people young enough to be your kids know where Victoria Justice is from and why she's even famous.
Born February 19, 1993, Victoria Justice is a leggy part of the Nickelodeon crew of girls just under 18 that are a ticking time bomb of awesome waiting to happen for everyone's enjoyment. She seems really well adjusted, so she'll have some staying power.
Being part of Zoey (a TV show that, if you care about reading this, there's no way in hell that you watch), she starred in the second biggest premiere for any show in Nickelodeon history and is an actress/singer. She, more importantly, continued her career by getting her very own show called "Victorious" (I see what they did there), where she continued to play the same character she did on iCarly.
Oh, and she gets one of the highest spots because she looks like this:
This picture really says it all (but here are more...)
Victoria Justice in a teeny bikini, with some, um, sexy discomfort going on in the frontal area (if this were a job I would fire myself for that one -- "Frontal discomfort?! You couldn't just say camel toe?!" "But that's tacky!" "GET OUT! AND TAKE THIS DINOSAUR TOY!" "You've changed, man. You've changed.").
Here is one for all you foot fetishists (or shoe enthusiasts... are you all one in the same?...)
And a literally jaw-dropping one here. No really. It'll drop.
Finally, here's the page that followed her until her 18th birthday, because someone had to. Bikini pics and more here.about... age: 22
birthplace: Hollywood, Florida, United States of America
profession: Musician, Singer-songwriter, Actor, Voice acting, Dancer
institution: Cleveland High School
- 2Born on July 26, 1993, between the ages of 15 and 17, Taylor Momsen spent most of her time in public in her bra and panties. She is now (finally) 18.
And nobody chronicled her adventures more than the site Egotastic.com.
Taylor Momsen is insanely cute, in a kind of pre-Courtney-Love, car-accident-just-before-it-happens kind of way.
So much so, that she was even almost awarded the role of "Hannah Montana" (that Disney thing that's the whole reason Miley Cyrus is famous... well, the FIRST reason), but only got to the top three before being beaten out by her other, more smile-filled competition: Miley Cyrus.
Since then, she's gone on to prove that she can keep up with the best of them by appearing in such film staples as the little girl in How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Underdog, and then hitting the spotlight with her role in the popular soft-core-porn-without-the-nudity-and-the-dialog-of-a-daytime-soap-opera series Gossip Girl.
At this point we started seeing all kinds of awesome (I mean horrible, kind of hot... but wrong and absolutely terrible) pictures of her everywhere while playing with her band The Pretty Reckless.
Taylor Momsen almost flashing the crowd while headbanging, showing that trainwrecks can be fun for the whole family.
Fun Fact: She actually attended Catholic School.
Here she is talking about quitting acting, to which the internet gave a resounding "you were doing what? Go back to that thing with the nipple tape."
And now, for pictures of her doing that thing with the nipple tape:
Nipple Tape Gallery 1
Nipple Tape Gallery 2: Electric Boogaloo
Nipple Tape Gallery 3: Reduct
Nipple Tape Video (Courtesy of HollywoodLife.com).
Bonus Upskirt Galleryabout... age: 22
birthplace: St. Louis, Missouri, United States of America
profession: Musician, Singer-songwriter, Model, Actor
institution: Herbert Hoover Middle School, Professional Performing Arts School
- 3Given that she's best known for playing the very young daughter of Firefly star, and one of the greatest Captains in sci-fi history, Nathan Fillion on the hit show Castle, there isn't very many, how do you say this lightly and tastefully, "raunchy" pictures of her around the internet.
Her phone got hacked and there IS a picture of her in her underwear that she sent to someone a few years ago, but I can't link to that so you'll have to go put yourself on some government list by your lonesome with that one. Keep in mind that she's JUST turning 18, so, "a couple of years ago"... yeah. You do the math.
Nonetheless, here she is looking damn fine in the picture to your left.
And here is what she looked like at this year's San Diego Comic-Con 2011, where she dressed up like something from something or other. The important part? Stockings!about... age: 22
birthplace: Texarkana, Texas, United States of America
profession: Actor, Voice acting
- 4You might know AnnaSophia Robb (who looks awesome in a bikini) from the Race to Witch Mountain meme, starring her and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson (or from the actual movie, if you have kids or are a pedophile) and from the recent bikini pictures of her that came out.
And here they are! Here's a gallery dedicated to her amazing bikini ready person. This is the best, least creepy way I could think of saying this. Mission accomplished (war in Iraq style!)
Aaand another gallery of her showing off her amazing bikini bod in Hawaii, on the "tourist island" here.about... age: 22
birthplace: Denver, Colorado, United States of America
profession: Model, Actor, Singer
institution: Arapahoe High School
Ariana GrandeAnother star of the Victoria Justice vehicle "Victorious" (really, that must've been a really hard name to think of...), Ariana Grande has one piece of trivia on her IMDb page and it's this:
She attended Pine Crest school in Boca.
She's half Sicilian, half Abruzzese (two different places in Italy) and she's actually pretty darn adorable.
Egotastic, as always, has us, as a pervert community, covered:
Ariana Grande nip slip (SFW landing page).
And here is a shot of her.
So check out this video to see what she looks like close up and in a bustier!
Here she is showing off in a cute pink dress.
Here's a nice cleavage shot for you.
- 6Born December 22, 1993
Waiting for Ali Lohan to turn 18 is kind of like waiting to see the last X-Men movie: we just need to see how bad it is and what kind of train wreck it'll give all of us to talk about, so we all pay attention.
Hopefully she'll follow in her sister's footsteps and give everyone a nice, mistake-filled existence that's the equivalent of just sitting back, sober (well, HALF sober) and watching the drunk girl at a party make a fool of herself.
Here is a great picture of her in a bikini telling the paparazzi that's taking pictures of her taking a dip in the ocean that what he/she (let's face it, "he") is doing is not cool.
Here's a gallery of her going braless in public in a tiny, one-piece dress.
Click here for a gallery of bikini pics already being released of her (along with her sister, of course), which is a great start to her career as a bikini bod gal... aaaand... some more ... aaaaaaaaand...
Click here for pictures with her now-legal cleavage.about... age: 22
birthplace: New York City, New York, United States of America
profession: Songwriter, Model, Actor, Singer