Top 13 Most Cringeworthy Reality TV Show FAILS

This is probably the saddest thing you will see today, even if you see a puppy AND a kitten get a terminal disease on your way to (or on your way home from) a crappy day of work.

On the show American Inventor (where inventors pitch their life-long dreams/ideas to a panel of venture capitalists/investors), Marc Griffin makes his case. This middle-aged African American gentleman sold his house, quit his job, sold his car, got left by his wife... all for a game that he honestly believed was going to be an Olympic Sport.

The sport: Bullet Ball! What is Bullet Ball? A glorified dining room table with neon colored balls with which you play a game of hand-Pong.

The FAIL? Losing his entire life to the most unoriginal game idea since "table tennis" or "don't wake daddy."

This clip proves that, regardless of what Mickey Mouse says, magic doesn't exist.

Remember in Star Wars when Luke first uses The Force? Or whenever David Copperfield made a building disappear (using only clever editing and camera tricks) or whenever Criss Angel makes you cringe (because of how much of a douche he is)?

This magician throws all of that away. His skillset can be summed up in an 11-second-long video.

THIS... is this video.

A So You Think You Can Dance auditions FAIL. There are many of them, but most of them are just bad form in dancing.

This one, though, really takes the cake.

This guy attempts a front flip, slips before he can fully take off and ends up landing right on his face, for one of the greatest faceplans in reality TV show history.

Best part = the thud. Oh, the thud. The loud, painful, concussion inducing thud.

As if plus-size models didn't have it hard enough.

It might seem like walking up and down a runway would be easy as hell. But when you're wearing a Houdini-trap-like dress that wants to trip you and have an almost Doctor-Who-esque pendulum obstacle course in your way, most people would mess up too.

That pendulum thing was downright CRUEL... but awesome to watch, because it's amazing to try and guess WHICH ONE will hit her.

Have fun watching this video.

Anyway, not only does this girl fall while simply walking on stairs, but she gets completely wiped out by a swinging pendulum taken right out of an Indiana Jones movie.

"I totally just farted," the fail-words of a Canadian Idol (that's right, it exists) contestant, pining for the top spot in Canadian pop culture.

This endearing, hilarious video has this girl ripping an almost 90s-style-gag-fart-noise-maker caliber toot that made the judges laugh their asses off.

The greatest parts:

1) How well mic'ed the fart was. It REALLY reverberates in the room (almost better than her voice)!
2) Not only how proud she is of the fart, but how happy she seemed about it. This is a girl you take home to mom.