- 1Willard, best known for playing stupid authoritarians in movies like "Best in Show" and "A Mighty Wind", was caught doing what one does at a Los Angeles XXX movie theater. The police arrested Willard for lewd conduct and transported him to jail.
Since the news of his arrest went public, Willard has since been fired from his current job as a narrator on PBS.
What is most astounding about this story is that there are still XXX movie theaters in operation even with the abundance of free pornography on the internet.
Viral Video Activist Found Masturbating and Vandalizing CarsJason Russell, the co-founder of Invisible Children, the company who has made headlines recently for their viral video "KONY 2012", was found running around naked and making "lewd gestures" on a busy intersection in San Diego.
The police were called the morning of March 16th when Russell was discovered wandering around the beach-front neighborhood in nothing but a pair of spandex underwear. He proceeded to remove the tight trunks and run around, smacking the ground and howling. He was also seen masturbating and hitting cars.
The police took Russell into custody but did not take him to jail as he was "obviously on some substance". He was, instead, taken to a local hospital and admitted into the psych ward. A representative of Invisible Children said that Russell is suffering from "exhaustion and dehydration".
For more, check out Ranker's collection of the best reactions to Russell's arrest: The Very Best Reactions to Horny2012.
- 3Of course Pee-Wee had to be on here. Why? Well, one it's a classic case and two, it takes some REAL balls to pull something like this if you're a household name children's show star. The stakes on that are THAT much higher. It's not like he was Paris Hilton who can go to jail for ANYTHING whilst having her reputation remain exactly the same, this was THE Pee-Wee Herman.
Attached here is a one-on-one exclusive interview with NBC correspondent Stone Phillips (who you KNOW didn't keep his birth name, unless his parents really planned on him being either a cool news reporter, a rock star or a bounty hunter).
Paul Reubens, better known as Pee Wee Herman (in case you're skipping paragraphs), was arrested in an adult movie theater after being caught masturbating (allegedly).
In an interview with Playboy about the 1991 incident, he states "I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn't have been me."
Sadly, the last "secret word of the day" Pee-Wee would hear for almost 20 years would be "FREEZE!"
Socrates Caught Masturbating In PublicOkay okay, so half the reason he's on this list is because of how hilarious that headline reads. Read it. It's wonderful! And he looks so happy!
Anyway, John Socrates, a 47 year old elementary school teacher in New Jersey, woke up early one morning only to drive to a rest stop on the Garden State Parkway and begin masturbating.
Police surveilling the area caught Socrates mid-jerk (the worst time to get caught doing ANYTHING, really) and arrested him for lewd behavior.
To make matters worse for Socrates (yes, we will keep calling him that), the police also found marijuana in his car.
The ballsiest and most shameless, horrific part about this entire debacle is that the man was just squeezing this in before work... which is working with kids. Smoking pot to calm down after a long day of dealing with yelling, screaming, dirty kids is one thing, but needing to pull a "Something About Mary" style "deploy the reserves" move is uncalled for for a man with his job. Especially in public.
Man Caught Masturbating in Public LibraryMike Cooper, an unfortunate Ohio State fan, was unknowingly filmed masturbating to porn on a computer in the county library in Cleveland and then confronted by news cameras about it, Chris Hansen style.
He denies, time after time, that he even looks up porn to begin with!
Click here for a video of a local news crew catching a man masturbating at a public library. And a video that shows that this guy has PRIORS... of what? Of the same thing. At the same place.
The best part of this whole thing is that the news reporter keeps referring to his masturbating at an unpopular library as "having sex". Sadly enough, though, the guy still lives with his parents.
What is it with Ohio?
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