Miley Cyrus Caught Smoking "Salvia"
To go with her newfound adult trainwreck (instead of teenage almost-trainwreck) image, the pop star was caught smoking salvia, a legal herb in California with psychedelic properties, from a bong just five days after her super s**tty 18th birthday party.
The video was shot in her home in Los Angeles where she and her friends were hanging out, because, really, if you were as rich as her you'd have all your teenage parties at your own house too.
After confessing that she's "having a little bit of a bad trip," Miley then freaks out after thinking she sees someone who looks like her ex-boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. After realizing he's not Liam at all, nor does he look like him, Miley lets out a laugh that Billy Ray Cyrus said "made [him] sad". You can see it at 1:14.
Later, Miley starts rapping Nicki Minaj's lines in Trey Songz's "Bottoms Up" and absolutely slaughters them. If you've never heard this song (aka if you have taste), here's the song for reference: the song.
The video ends with Miley saying, "I want more of that sh*t, I swear."
Pure goodness, from beginning to end.
When Billy Ray Cyrus heard about the news and was saddened by it, this cartoon came to mind:
Paris Hilton Tells Larry King She Doesn't Do Drugs, Then Gets Caught Smoking Weed
First of all, Paris rolls deep. I don't care what you think about her. You know how hardcore she is? According to this story, she found some cocaine in her purse that she thought was gum. Not only does price not matter to her, but she probably keeps little bags of coke in her foyer right next to where she keeps the gum, just so she can grab one of either on the way out the door every day.
That is awesome.
Anyway, to explain this picture: just one day after Paris Hilton's post-jail interview with Larry King where she confessed she's never done drugs, a video surfaced online which clearly shows the blonde heiress puffing away on a pipe.
The video, which you can watch HERE shows her expertly packing her bowl while her friend documents the occasion. They're in some sort of cafe with hip hop music playing in the background (and a really patient stalker that you'll have to keep your eyes peeled for in the background).
Once again: this video surfaced the day after she got out of jail for possession. Also, her friends always sound like douchebags in every single one of her online videos. Yes, all of them.
Harry Potter Gets Stoned, Tabloids Go Pun-Crazy
The Daily Mirror, an extremely reputable source of journalism in the UK that everyone loves and respects almost as much as we do Star magazine here in the U.S., published this picture of Daniell Radcliffe, otherwise known as the lead actor in all the Harry Potter films, allegedly smoking pot.
Apparently what happened is that he was smoking a joint, or a "spliff" as the Brits would call it, let a girl draw all over his face (because c'mon, if they're hot enough, we've all let that happen), which then drew attention from all the partygoers.
As they started snapping camera phone pics of the international superstar taking hits off his spliff, which he vehemently denies was a spliff, he left. His rep says that Radcliffe often enjoys roll-up cigarettes, but never smokes marijuana.
... not according to British tabloids and, well, more importantly (read: importantly), picture evidence.
Lindsay Lohan Being Lindsay Lohan, Now with Cocaine!
If Lindsay Lohan isn't in a bathroom stall somewhere snorting coke, then there's probably an earthquake coming up. Either that or a comet. It's like when animals won't eat or act depressed before a natural disaster... they just "know."
In 2007, footage was released showing Lohan in a "compromising position" sniffing cocaine in a New York public bathroom stall, 80s stock broker style.
Click here for the stills from the video (which is nowhere to be found on the Internets, but we do have the pictures in the link.)
Kirsten Stewart Doesn't Care What You Think
Deciding that she needed to appeal to a male audience who wasn't just reading the Twilight books to relate to girls that will never date them, Kristen Stewart decided to make the first of her many public appearances while smoking pot.
She's kind of awkward and seems like someone's just pissed on her face every time she steps out on the red carpet. Not to mention the fact that she likes to stay home all the time (which means that she is slowly becoming my dream girl.)
Well, now we know why: so she can wake up early to smoke and think about all the nothingness in her life except for, oh, making that boring-movie-that-she-doesn't-want-to-get-any-attention-about-because-it's-not-that-important-but-it-really-is-the-movie-of-the-decade-at-least-financially-and-for-cat-ladies movie.
Stewart is very open about her love for weed and her distaste for the promotional aspects of movie making.
Here are some more examples of her love for weed:
Smoking weed on the steps, the gallery.
Marijuana leaf bikini.
Rolling a joint while out with Robert Pattinson, cause hey, you would need to get high for that too.
Charlize Theron Makes An Awesome Apple Pipe
Charlize Theron looks absolutely ecstatic while puffing away at her apple pipe in 2002.
This shows that if you're a super hot, talented and insanely rich celebrity, you most likely have the time to not only smoke weed recreationally, but you also have enough time to make your very own apple pipe.
What is an apple pipe? Well, it's when you're able to make an apple into a pipe. For a great instructional video on how to make your very own apple pipe, please check out this series:
The National Enquirer showed the Oscar-winning actress enjoying the company of her new pipe while wearing a bikini in her LA home and laughing hysterically. Good times.
Amy Winehouse Being Amy Winehouse, Now with Music!
Of course Amy Winehouse is on this list.
All you need to do to get a video of her while high is to record her waking up.
During this 2009 performance, she stumbled over her words and croaked her way through the concert. Business as usual.
Midway through the video, though, the crowd starts booing -- which Winehouse seems oblivious to.
I always imagine that if you were an Amy Winehouse handler, you'd often speak the same sentences you would if you worked at a nursing home "Oh, she doesn't know where she is, don't mind her, please excuse the urine."
She proceeds to introduce the band when no one is paying attention and rocks her little body (physically, she's rocking back and forth) to the finish line. This is Amy Winehouse high, which really, is just like saying this is Amy Winehouse live.
BONUS: At least in the video she's not actually getting high onstage, which she did at another concert which was recorded by fans here. It's always really cool to see your favorite musicians perform what they're best known for. What an experience.
Mischa Barton Smokes Weed In A Bikini
Mischa Barton is a very talented... uh...
So Mischa Barton was caught smoking weed in a bikini.
But Mischa deserves some recognition. She managed to get her thighs back in shape (remember these?) and she's actually looking pretty hot again.
Anyway, here are some pictures of Mischa Barton smoking weed:
<="" a="">Mischa Barton smoking weed, lookin all cute with her fine self.
Aaand here she is smoking weed while driving, which I personally do not condone, but makes me want to hang out with her right. Effing. Now.