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If You Can't Beat 'Em, Just Let Them Do the NewsThis is awesome, and one of the many reasons Fox News isn't exactly news as much as it is just "entertainment."
After what is probably thousands of interruptions by drunk people at St. Patty's Day parades, this local news station just gave up and let the drunkest, most coherent guy they could possibly find do the news.
He may not be professional, but his random yelling and observations make a more amusing report than any actual reporter ever has. Also, it's a more authentic experience of St. Patty's Day that way, which really makes this news report a "win".
This is it. This is what they need to do at these things from now on.
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Guy Tries to Stuff Dollar Down Reporter's ShirtIn what is probably one of the greatest moments in drunken news report history, "Lisa" is either recognized from her pre-reporting job or is simply being thanked by one of the locals for her hard work as a news correspondent... with some cold hard cash.
This video's short and sweet, but the part that really makes you admire this news reporter, is that she actually THANKS the guy for the money before she gives it back without skipping a beat of her report.
Now THAT'S professionalism.
We never get a look at this mystery man, but we salute his thoughtfulness to tip people who do a good job, no matter what their profession.
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This is What You Get When There's No One Else to InterviewFirst of all, this man is not mentally challenged, nor does he have any brain damage. This allows the video to be eventually hilarious.
Reporters rush to the scene of a house fire one day, and lucky for them, the only witness they can find to interview was one chubby man with well over a .08 BAC.
Although the interview lasts a good 2:40, there isn't a hell of a lot they get from him other than such gems like, "I seen smoke flying through the friggin' damn wall" and a warning of "I'm gonna get R-racial here (without following it by anything about race).
The reporters try to lead him through the best they can, but putting an adequate sentence out for him at this moment is kind of like trying to hit a housefly with a dart.
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Reporter Gets Interrupted by Every Kind of DrunkOn Family Feud, if the question was âOn what Holiday would you find the most drunk people wandering the streets?â number one according to "the survey" would have to be St. Patrickâs Day, but still in the top 5 is New Year's Eve -- and thatâs where this clip comes from.
This video's so high on the list because really, the most things happen to this woman who's just trying to do her job. And it's hilarious.
In a little over a minute, not only does this female reporter gets interrupted in pretty much every way possible, but we, as an audience, are able to see three completely different kinds of drunks.
First up, we have the loving drunk, the one who's just ready to makeout and will do so (even unprovoked) to the misfortune of the nearest at least quasi-attractive female.
Next up, the drunkest young girl at the party, who for some reason thinks everyone is more drunk than she is. "I just wanna see what people will say" she'll explain the next morning, but we all know how sloppy she gets.
And finally, the "I didn't do enough bad stuff when I was little" drunk.
A dancing plethora of different breeds and species of drunks shows up in this video... which one are you?
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Drunk Guy Makes Faces, Uses Family Guy Rule of Repetition = FunnyIf there's anything that Family Guy has taught us, it's that if you repeat something enough times, even if it sucks, it's eventually becomes at least kind of funny.
In this video, this guy milks that concept dry.
Doing what any of us would do behind a news reporter who we think can't see us, the guy made the same stupid face about seven times behind the reporter. Ostensibly his friends were watching the newscast somewhere on one of the TV's in the bar and kept telling him it was funny.
The great part is that after about four times this drunk guy's friend actually tries to help him save a little face by pulling him out, but not wanting to humiliate him gets to that point we all get to eventually when it comes to drunk friends of ours being jackasses: "Eeeh, I tried. Let him make an ass of himself, he won't remember it anyway."
(Un)Fortunately for this guy, he will live in internet infamy forever.
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