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The Star Wars BabeThis wonderful young woman gets top billing (as of the beginning of this list) because a Gorillamask fan decided to grace us all with her presence (and more importantly, her body) after their webmaster complained about no hot girls ever sending pictures into the site.
I was recently pouting that no hot chicks ever send sexy pictures like they do to other sites and then, lo and behold, Jesus sent these out of nowhere proving that he really is there when you need him the most. Her message: "In response to your web link, 'Hot Chicks in Star Wars Shirts,' here's some photos I just took. :)"
So, this girl gets the first tip of the hat for being a fellow Gorillamask fan and for a set of pictures that can only be described in one way:
But the burning question everyone has had since remains: will we ever get to see her face?
Only time (and this girl) will tell.
- 2Susan Coffey makes the cut because she's not quite famous, but she's one of those girls who you've seen a billion times if you're kind of a pervert and you click on anything that looks like it might have a naked or hot chick on it (in other words, you've seen her before).
She's a classically beautiful girl with an ambiguous natural hair color (although sources in my dreams tell me she's a natural redhead and that the carpet matches Bruce Willis's drapes) who graces internet forums, pictorials all over the place, and of course, Model Mayhem.
MeganMegan has made multiple appearances on the Spank Bank this year, and with good reason. You never saw her again, but that memory lives on forever since you never had to get to know her.
Kylie JadeKylie Jade looks really hot, kind of insecure and pretty much like she doesn't want to be there (aka, Kylie Jade reminds me of most of my sexual experiences) in this set. She eventually warms up to the camera and exhibits a confident smile with a perfect bodyand that little extra something that lets you know that somebody's home.
LeahLeah's a hot name to begin with because it kind of sounds like Leia. And living out that childhood fantasy makes almost any chick worth it (even if they act like Lea Michele).
Her set will remind you of that girl who you became friends with for the first few weeks of college before she realized she was hot. The difference? Leah's probably not a stripper.
She's got a great approachable quality that's becoming more popular these days since geeks are starting to run the earth.
Ashley MarieIf Heidi Montag had gotten plastic surgery to look like a regular hot girl, instead of a character from Masters of the Universe
Ashley Marie is on this list for one reason (other than her amazing body), and that's because she looks college-aged and awesome. She has one of those great body/face combos where her face doesn't look like it's aged twice as fast as her body.
This face, for example is hotter than most pictures of fully naked girls on the internet.
Aaliyah LoveAaliyah Love is one of those deceptively innocent looking girls. She's the only one on the Spank Bank (or at least the most deceptively innocent looking one) this year so far, and she's earned her spot. Now, she doesn't have the greatest teeth in the world, this is clear, but it really, really doesn't matter.
She has this "I've never done any of this, tee hee hee" face on her that mirrors some of the greatest experiences you can have in life.
- 8You've really gotta admire CJ Gibson.
She masterfully pulls that bikini into all the right places, while still adhering to the standards of American magazine stands.
This is why she's a pro.
Oh, and also, this. Watch your back, Coco Austin, CJ's coming for ya.
How cool would it be to be paid to watch her back, by the way?