The Star Wars Babe
This wonderful young woman gets top billing (as of the beginning of this list) because a Gorillamask fan decided to grace us all with her presence (and more importantly, her body) after their webmaster complained about no hot girls ever sending pictures into the site.
I was recently pouting that no hot chicks ever send sexy pictures like they do to other sites and then, lo and behold, Jesus sent these out of nowhere proving that he really is there when you need him the most. Her message: "In response to your web link, 'Hot Chicks in Star Wars Shirts,' here's some photos I just took. :)"
So, this girl gets the first tip of the hat for being a fellow Gorillamask fan and for a set of pictures that can only be described in one way:
But the burning question everyone has had since remains: will we ever get to see her face?
Only time (and this girl) will tell.
Susan Coffey makes the cut because she's not quite famous, but she's one of those girls who you've seen a billion times if you're kind of a pervert and you click on anything that looks like it might have a naked or hot chick on it (in other words, you've seen her before).
She's a classically beautiful girl with an ambiguous natural hair color (although sources in my dreams tell me she's a natural redhead and that the carpet matches Bruce Willis's drapes) who graces internet forums, pictorials all over the place, and of course, Model Mayhem.
Megan has made multiple appearances on the Spank Bank this year, and with good reason. You never saw her again, but that memory lives on forever since you never had to get to know her.
Kylie Jade looks really hot, kind of insecure and pretty much like she doesn't want to be there (aka, Kylie Jade reminds me of most of my sexual experiences) in this set. She eventually warms up to the camera and exhibits a confident smile with a perfect bodyand that little extra something that lets you know that somebody's home.
Leah's a hot name to begin with because it kind of sounds like Leia. And living out that childhood fantasy makes almost any chick worth it (even if they act like Lea Michele).
Her set will remind you of that girl who you became friends with for the first few weeks of college before she realized she was hot. The difference? Leah's probably not a stripper.
She's got a great approachable quality that's becoming more popular these days since geeks are starting to run the earth.
If Heidi Montag had gotten plastic surgery to look like a regular hot girl, instead of a character from Masters of the Universe
Ashley Marie is on this list for one reason (other than her amazing body), and that's because she looks college-aged and awesome. She has one of those great body/face combos where her face doesn't look like it's aged twice as fast as her body.
This face, for example is hotter than most pictures of fully naked girls on the internet.
Aaliyah Love is one of those deceptively innocent looking girls. She's the only one on the Spank Bank (or at least the most deceptively innocent looking one) this year so far, and she's earned her spot. Now, she doesn't have the greatest teeth in the world, this is clear, but it really, really doesn't matter.
She has this "I've never done any of this, tee hee hee" face on her that mirrors some of the greatest experiences you can have in life.
You've really gotta admire CJ Gibson.
She masterfully pulls that bikini into all the right places, while still adhering to the standards of American magazine stands.
This is why she's a pro.
Oh, and also, this. Watch your back, Coco Austin, CJ's coming for ya.
How cool would it be to be paid to watch her back, by the way?
She's wearing a cowboy hat with that "yee haw!" look that lets you know that her dad can probably shoot you in the face without batting an eye.
When she tips her hat in this adorable, topless picture, she looks so All-American that it kind of reminds of why the rest of the world watches American television.
Hailey from Hailey's Hideaway
In 2011, the Gorillmask Spank Bank section started featuring a few sets from a really cute girl-next-door type named Hailey (or, a cute "girl-next-door type" "named" "Hailey") who runs one of those pay sites where you pay to see a bunch of near-naked or naked pictures of her doing a bunch of stuff like banging dudes or playing volleyball.
It's basically like having a girlfriend, only you have to pay for the parts that are usually free, and that parts that you usually have to pay for don't exist.
Anyway, she's absolutely adorable and comes in high on the list because she's not a 90's style porn star with fake boobs and a face that looks like its aged twice as fast as her body -- in other words, she's insanely, adorably hot.
P.S. I think a public internet site that you're promoting is probably not the best hideaway you can have. I mean, I think I found it.
If Jen Hilton were a long lost Hilton sister that ended up doing this kind of stuff, I don't think anyone would be surprised.
Your fap session to this chick just got a lot awesomer.
April Cheryse who sounds like she was named after lesbian interracial couple spends most of her awesome set in a tiny red dress, which just goes to show you that you don't need to be naked to be fap material, and that you most certainly need to have an amazing body to be.
She always looks like she has the eyes of a girl that, in the middle of a horror movie, would turn out to be either dead or possessed by something that would throw the main character against walls, but instantly kill every other supporting character.
Every picture of every girl should, from now on, always be taken with a million mirrors everywhere. When I become president, this will be law.
Remember that Maxim set with Christina Aguilera in that pool?
Well, what if Christina Aguilera was allowed to look like she was pleasuring herself the whole time?
This is what Amy's set looks like, and it is wonderful.
Also, I don't know about you guys, but this is the face I made when I saw the last few moments of the first season of Game of Thrones. You're welcome.
Theresa Correa and Carmen Ortega
As the Gorillamask site would say "that is all".
What gets the beautiful Ashley Lowe's Gorillamask set on this list is the fact that her legs go on forever. Like, if you really measured her legs, once you got to her feet, the ruler would read "forever".
Hopefully she's not related to Rob Lowe, because then that would literally ruin everything as far as she goes.
She's a little plain, but definitely stands high above any 90's Playboy faire.
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