This post makes the top of the list mostly because it combines two things that are absolutely hot, in the worst ways, and puts them into one girl.
If Kelly Kapowski and Kristen Stewart had a baby, then Alyson B would be the result. The horrible, Godless, sexy, clone-science result.
Posing in various ways that make her look like more and more different adorable chicks from our youth, she's the girl you would walk up to at a bar in front of your friends and beg to not slap you, shake your hand and mouth the words "I'm a lesbian", just so you could get away with it.
Okay, I'm not 100% obsessed with 80s chicks I loved growing up, but this set of Cassidy trapped in an elevator brings back memories (and fantasies?) of that one episode of Punky Brewster and how much we all wanted to save her.
Also, the fact that this girl is in various stages of undress while in a refrigerator can only mean one thing: she's just that freaking hot.
Imogen Thomas's figure defies not only gravity, but the very laws of physics (and glorious, glorious plastic surgery).
Throughout this set, she what seems to be the Alcatraz of bodies because her clothes are constantly trying to escape her. In this preview pic to the left, you can even see that no matter what she's wearing, it looks like it's about 5 sizes too small, which means she looks about that many sizes too hot.
Next Door Ashley
GorillaMask decided to give us all a taste of Next Door Ashley (who has her own site).
In this set, she's a cowgirl who is apparently FREEZING her ass off because she's out at night with no pants on.
She takes most of her clothes off, though, which seems to be the progression of all of these sets and seems to solve the problem that every girl is experiencing at the beginning of any of these sets.
Okay, this is another camgirl preview from GorillaMask, yes, but we 100% should all write them thank you emails for introducing us to a website that can only be described as sarcastic: Bashful Brittany.
Bashful Brittany is anything but, and looks like someone you'd see on a reality show and HATE, but want to bang. She's also got an inexplicably amazing body that doesn't quit as her painted on underwear shows us why she can charge as much as she does for her site.
I'm still slightly offended. That name is totally inaccurate.
We've all seen Corin Riggs naked. So it's really not the greatest concept in the world to have non-nude pictures of her... or so it would seem. She looks so unbelievably perfect in this, just sitting there, sunbathing, that it almost has this voyeuristic quality that reminds you of that one scene in Tommy Boy.
Click here for the full set of Corin Riggs sunbathing in various stages of PG-13 undress, showing us all why hot tan girls exist and the great things that they do not only for society, but for the world.
Girls With Beer Bongs
Anastasia is FULLY CLOTHED throughout the ENTIRE set, but has cleavage and leather pants that are 100x hotter than most girls you will ever see naked. The fact that she can pull something like this off at all and still qualify for the "Spank Bank" and make a list of the "Best of" is why she's on this list. That's right. Where's your God now?
Throughout the entire year of 2010, the GorillaMask crew has been shoving the Action Girl squad down our throats more and more and it goes down sweeter than honey.
Well, who doesn't like hot girls that always seem to find themselves in dangerous situations in which everything is lit like Joel Schumacher's Batman? Who? That's right. Nobody.