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This post makes the top of the list mostly because it combines two things that are absolutely hot, in the worst ways, and puts them into one girl.
If Kelly Kapowski and Kristen Stewart had a baby, then Alyson B would be the result. The horrible, Godless, sexy, clone-science result.
Posing in various ways that make her look like more and more different adorable chicks from our youth, she's the girl you would walk up to at a bar in front of your friends and beg to not slap you, shake your hand and mouth the words "I'm a lesbian", just so you could get away with it.
CassidyOkay, I'm not 100% obsessed with 80s chicks I loved growing up, but this set of Cassidy trapped in an elevator brings back memories (and fantasies?) of that one episode of Punky Brewster and how much we all wanted to save her.
Also, the fact that this girl is in various stages of undress while in a refrigerator can only mean one thing: she's just that freaking hot.
Imogen ThomasImogen Thomas's figure defies not only gravity, but the very laws of physics (and glorious, glorious plastic surgery).
Throughout this set, she what seems to be the Alcatraz of bodies because her clothes are constantly trying to escape her. In this preview pic to the left, you can even see that no matter what she's wearing, it looks like it's about 5 sizes too small, which means she looks about that many sizes too hot.
Next Door AshleyGorillaMask decided to give us all a taste of Next Door Ashley (who has her own site).
In this set, she's a cowgirl who is apparently FREEZING her ass off because she's out at night with no pants on.
She takes most of her clothes off, though, which seems to be the progression of all of these sets and seems to solve the problem that every girl is experiencing at the beginning of any of these sets.
Bashful BrittanyOkay, this is another camgirl preview from GorillaMask, yes, but we 100% should all write them thank you emails for introducing us to a website that can only be described as sarcastic: Bashful Brittany.
Bashful Brittany is anything but, and looks like someone you'd see on a reality show and HATE, but want to bang. She's also got an inexplicably amazing body that doesn't quit as her painted on underwear shows us why she can charge as much as she does for her site.
I'm still slightly offended. That name is totally inaccurate.
- 6Lindsey Strutt has every right to do just that with her respective "stuff".
A busty beauty that has not only experience, but wisdom in her eyes, she's someone that looks like she won't only show you how to do things you've never even dreamed of, but love them.
Jessica SpencerJessica Spencer looks like that cute girl from Best Buy you always want to say hi to, but don't because it looks like one of the dudes that installs car radios is her boyfriend and those dudes all have tools and tattoos that scare you.
Corin RiggsWe've all seen Corin Riggs naked. So it's really not the greatest concept in the world to have non-nude pictures of her... or so it would seem. She looks so unbelievably perfect in this, just sitting there, sunbathing, that it almost has this voyeuristic quality that reminds you of that one scene in Tommy Boy.
Click here for the full set of Corin Riggs sunbathing in various stages of PG-13 undress, showing us all why hot tan girls exist and the great things that they do not only for society, but for the world.
ErinErin is on this list because of her awesomely cute, adorable and unbelievably sexy ears. That's right, because of her ears.
The nerd in all of us sees them peeking through her hair and think one thing: hot elf from Lord of the Rings. And that Elf wants to bang. So get ready for it.
Girls With Beer BongsGirls with beer bongs in their mouths look like they're doing one thing: backwashing.
MasaumiA hot Hawaiian girl stealing beer from a refrigerator that has PLENTY of beer. That's pretty much all. There are only two really great pictures in this set, but they will all make you want to buy her a beer... or sit down next to her and partake of the free *insert name of sponsored brand*.
AnastasiaAnastasia is FULLY CLOTHED throughout the ENTIRE set, but has cleavage and leather pants that are 100x hotter than most girls you will ever see naked. The fact that she can pull something like this off at all and still qualify for the "Spank Bank" and make a list of the "Best of" is why she's on this list. That's right. Where's your God now?
Teen KasiaNo, Teen Kasia isn't a girl who changed her name at a time in her life where she didn't realize that she would age, it's the name of this girl's website that GorillaMask has give us a preview for in the link below.
Zheng YifeiZheng Yifei looks like a Real Doll, and it's so freaky that it is awesome. Someone who would be subservient, obedient, kinky and awesome to you because of what she is (a Real Doll), Zheng Yifei and her super awesome leggings show you why people love pink backgrounds.
MelissaMelissa is kind of an Eva Longoria Lite... which is still hotter than just about 99.5% of the entire population of Earth.
Action GirlsThroughout the entire year of 2010, the GorillaMask crew has been shoving the Action Girl squad down our throats more and more and it goes down sweeter than honey.
Well, who doesn't like hot girls that always seem to find themselves in dangerous situations in which everything is lit like Joel Schumacher's Batman? Who? That's right. Nobody.
- 17Sammie Pennington is among the more famous girls on this list and knows how to make faces that make her look like she's the most fun lay you will ever have.
Playing with a spanking tool the entire time, she shows you the fruits of going to the gym, eating right and hating your father.
AyannaAyanna, another well-known name amongst this crowd of models, loves playing video games. Okay, maybe she doesn't, but she'd look absolutely amazing in a costume from Disney's Prince of Persia.
BrittBritt looks like she could school you at trivia. She's also bad at keeping her skirt on. She also has the best teeth out of absolutely anyone on this list. Look at them, they're like carved pearls.
- 20Hillary Fisher doesn't need to be described. Look at her. Enjoy this.
Also, that skirt is 100% not school appropriate, which makes it 100% internet appropriate.