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Top 25 GorillaMask Spank Bank Hotties of 2010 (So Far) By Greg [95 more lists]

Every day, the guys over at Gorillamask.net hook us up with a different non-nude (non-nude as in, nothing you couldn't show on cable) hottie. So, since it gets pretty daunting to keep up with them all, here's the year's roundup in the hottest, greatest and most memorable "Spank Bank" posts by GorillaMask this year (so far).

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Alyson B

First of all, if you're feeling brave, here's the full collection of GorillaMask's "Spank Bank" section , in all its glory. Now to the best of the year so far...

This post makes the top of the list mostly because it combines two things that are absolutely hot, in the worst ways, and puts them into one girl.

If Kelly Kapowski and Kristen Stewart had a baby, then Alyson B would be the result. The horrible, Godless, sexy, clone-science result.

Posing in various ways that make her look like more and more different adorable chicks from our youth, she's the girl you would walk up to at a bar in front of your friends and beg to not slap you, shake your hand and mouth the words "I'm a lesbian", just so you could get away with it.

Click here for the full GorillaMask's full gallery of Alyson B and her hoop-earing wonderfulness.

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Cassidy

Okay, I'm not 100% obsessed with 80s chicks I loved growing up, but this set of Cassidy trapped in an elevator brings back memories (and fantasies?) of that one episode of Punky Brewster and how much we all wanted to save her.

Also, the fact that this girl is in various stages of undress while in a refrigerator can only mean one thing: she's just that freaking hot.

Click below for the full gallery of Cassidy's heinee crowding your icebox.

www.gorillamask.net/index.php?show_page=gallery&show_fullsize=17709&page_id=28444

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Imogen Thomas

Imogen Thomas's figure defies not only gravity, but the very laws of physics (and glorious, glorious plastic surgery).

Throughout this set, she what seems to be the Alcatraz of bodies because her clothes are constantly trying to escape her. In this preview pic to the left, you can even see that no matter what she's wearing, it looks like it's about 5 sizes too small, which means she looks about that many sizes too hot.

So please enjoy this set of Imogen Thomas being ridiculously hot while (tragically) winning the everlasting battle of logic/awesomeness vs. her clothes.

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Next Door Ashley

GorillaMask decided to give us all a taste of Next Door Ashley (who has her own site).

In this set, she's a cowgirl who is apparently FREEZING her ass off because she's out at night with no pants on.

She takes most of her clothes off, though, which seems to be the progression of all of these sets and seems to solve the problem that every girl is experiencing at the beginning of any of these sets.

Anyway, click below for the rest of this set, where absolutely EVERYBODY wins.

www.gorillamask.net/index.php?show_page=gallery&page_id=30182

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Bashful Brittany

Okay, this is another camgirl preview from GorillaMask, yes, but we 100% should all write them thank you emails for introducing us to a website that can only be described as sarcastic: Bashful Brittany.

Bashful Brittany is anything but, and looks like someone you'd see on a reality show and HATE, but want to bang. She's also got an inexplicably amazing body that doesn't quit as her painted on underwear shows us why she can charge as much as she does for her site.

Click here for the rest of this set and for a taste of how Bashful Brittany really ISN'T.

I'm still slightly offended. That name is totally inaccurate.

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Lindsey Strutt

Lindsey Strutt has every right to do just that with her respective "stuff".

A busty beauty that has not only experience, but wisdom in her eyes, she's someone that looks like she won't only show you how to do things you've never even dreamed of, but love them.

Click here for the greatest set of Lindsey Strutt you will ever see. I challenge anyone to prove this wrong in the comments.

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Jessica Spencer

Jessica Spencer looks like that cute girl from Best Buy you always want to say hi to, but don't because it looks like one of the dudes that installs car radios is her boyfriend and those dudes all have tools and tattoos that scare you.

Click here for her set in which she wears a floral print nightie that make her look like a real girl next door and look like a little girl next w***e (really, I apologize for that joke, we're all better than that around here, including you).

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Corin Riggs

We've all seen Corin Riggs naked. So it's really not the greatest concept in the world to have non-nude pictures of her... or so it would seem. She looks so unbelievably perfect in this, just sitting there, sunbathing, that it almost has this voyeuristic quality that reminds you of that one scene in Tommy Boy.

Click here for the full set of Corin Riggs sunbathing in various stages of PG-13 undress, showing us all why hot tan girls exist and the great things that they do not only for society, but for the world.

If this were a beauty pageant, I'd wish for more her.

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Erin

Erin is on this list because of her awesomely cute, adorable and unbelievably sexy ears. That's right, because of her ears.

The nerd in all of us sees them peeking through her hair and think one thing: hot elf from Lord of the Rings. And that Elf wants to bang. So get ready for it.

Click here to see Erin, arguably the hottest blonde on this list, parading around an empty apartment for seemingly no reason in high heels that could stab you through the eye if you said the wrong thing.

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Girls With Beer Bongs

Girls with beer bongs in their mouths look like they're doing one thing: backwashing.

So click here for a bunch of really hot girls in compromising positions, bogarting beer bongs left and right while perverts watch, take pictures, and stand around her making douche faces and most likely having the time of their life.

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Masaumi

A hot Hawaiian girl stealing beer from a refrigerator that has PLENTY of beer. That's pretty much all. There are only two really great pictures in this set, but they will all make you want to buy her a beer... or sit down next to her and partake of the free *insert name of sponsored brand*.

Click here for the awesome set featuring a girl any man would be proud to parade on his dashboard if she were made into a toy.

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Anastasia

Anastasia is FULLY CLOTHED throughout the ENTIRE set, but has cleavage and leather pants that are 100x hotter than most girls you will ever see naked. The fact that she can pull something like this off at all and still qualify for the "Spank Bank" and make a list of the "Best of" is why she's on this list. That's right. Where's your God now?

Click here for the full set of the hottest bar tender you've ever seen next to Piper Perabo in Coyote Ugly.

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Teen Kasia

No, Teen Kasia isn't a girl who changed her name at a time in her life where she didn't realize that she would age, it's the name of this girl's website that GorillaMask has give us a preview for in the link below.

She's the college girl you always wanted to have projects with and in this set you can see her parading around the drab, horrible college dorm rooms we all had in that time, in various stages of undress.

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Zheng Yifei

Zheng Yifei looks like a Real Doll, and it's so freaky that it is awesome. Someone who would be subservient, obedient, kinky and awesome to you because of what she is (a Real Doll), Zheng Yifei and her super awesome leggings show you why people love pink backgrounds.

Click here for her full gallery and something that'll make you happy you're alive.

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Melissa

Melissa is kind of an Eva Longoria Lite... which is still hotter than just about 99.5% of the entire population of Earth.

Click here for the slightly trashier Eva Longoria showing you why you don't need A-List celebrities, but girls who look like them and will do everything they won't. Because they're in p*********y, you see.

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Action Girls

Throughout the entire year of 2010, the GorillaMask crew has been shoving the Action Girl squad down our throats more and more and it goes down sweeter than honey.

Why?

Well, who doesn't like hot girls that always seem to find themselves in dangerous situations in which everything is lit like Joel Schumacher's Batman? Who? That's right. Nobody.

So click here for the hottest set of girls with guns that the Action Girls have to offer.

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Sammie Pennington

Sammie Pennington is among the more famous girls on this list and knows how to make faces that make her look like she's the most fun lay you will ever have.

Playing with a spanking tool the entire time, she shows you the fruits of going to the gym, eating right and hating your father.

Click here for her full set and for the reference pics you're going to show your girlfriend for "that thing you've been wanting her to wear".

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Ayanna

Ayanna, another well-known name amongst this crowd of models, loves playing video games. Okay, maybe she doesn't, but she'd look absolutely amazing in a costume from Disney's Prince of Persia.

Click her for her set where she's in dark blue, staring at you like you're saying something interesting.

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Britt

Britt looks like she could school you at trivia. She's also bad at keeping her skirt on. She also has the best teeth out of absolutely anyone on this list. Look at them, they're like carved pearls.

Click here for her totally professional set where she makes the kind of non-awkward faces that let you know there's actually a personality there behind that pearly white smile. Oh yeah, and she's also shaped like a Barbie doll.

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Hillary Fisher

Hillary Fisher doesn't need to be described. Look at her. Enjoy this.

Click here. Seriously. Some of that stuff comes off.

Also, that skirt is 100% not school appropriate, which makes it 100% internet appropriate.

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Brianna Lee

Brianna Lee looks like a Kardashian and could beat the ever-loving s**t out of you. No questions asked.

Never been too huge into UFC, but the fact that she's not only sporting some sparring gear, but around a gym can only mean one thing: she's got a boyfriend and he's out getting cauliflower ear/making millions, so you've only got a limited time before he comes back and you're ground beef.

Click here for the most dangerous set on this list.

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Danni

Danni's insanely young looking, but fulfills one of everyone's many fantasies of Sue Ellen, Christina Applegate's character in Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead. She goes from totally being in her work clothes to looking like a complete... respectable female professional... in just a matter of pictures. So click this paragraph for the link.

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Rachael Tennant

Rachael Tennant not only has an awesome last name that appeals to nerds, but is ACTUALLY wearing pants in this picture. She also looks great in a kitchen, which is actually quite an achievement given that too-modern Crate & Barrel model thing she's standing in.

Click here for the best of her from behind, because behind every great woman, there's some random dude.

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Nikki Sims

Nikki Sims was bound to end up on this list, since GorillaMask seems to post her about once a month. In most of her sets she kind of looks like a poor man's Keely Hazel (which is still a rich man's hot ass girl), but in this one she fulfills something that model sites seem to be obsessed with: hot girls in costumes slowly taking their clothes off in the woods for absolutely no reason.

So here's a set of pictures of Nikki sims in an Alice in Wonderland costume slowly taking her clothes off in the woods for absolutely no reason.

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Pattycake

Pattycake will probably be the most unpopular choice on this list, but she's on here because she's one thing: unique.

She starts out as what looks like an extra from Pleasantville and slowly gets to the point you see in the picture to the left.

Needless to say, her milkshake brought ME to the yard, so click here for the rest of her set where you can make your own, questionable decision.

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wiccaman
Top 25 GorillaMask Spank Bank Hotties of 2010 (So Far) at 8/12/2010 5:48 PM

I wanna say this site is the best the most best pictures of all the most beautiful girls in the most sexiest pictures. I will say however Xenia Seeberg from the sci fy series Lexx is beautiful and sexy both and could be Angelina Jolies sister.

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Rick
Imogen Thomas at 8/14/2010 1:10 PM

I'D SURE LOVE TO BURY MY FACE BETWEEN HER THIGHS AND TASTE HER SWEET P***Y.

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PROV1
Cassidy at 8/11/2010 2:40 AM

YOU MEAN TRAPPED IN A REFRIDGERATOR...WELL AT LEAST PUNKY WAS

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Mordecai
Pattycake at 8/03/2010 5:15 PM

Pattycake is by FAR the hottest on this list. I think it is cause of the uniqueness, or maybe the cute, unassuming style... or maybe cause of the great boobs.

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big boabie
Lindsey Strutt at 8/23/2010 7:10 AM

you lied, this clearly isnt the greatest set of lindsey strutt you will ever see as she keeps ALL her clothes on. im pretty sure there are NAKED sets out there that are infinately better.
This one for instance....
www.nuts.co.uk/4afd387a74df0/lindsey-strutt-naked/photo/1

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Everett
Top 25 GorillaMask Spank Bank Hotties of 2010 (So Far) at 8/11/2010 11:00 AM

I meant, "Eva Longoria" in my first commet.

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Pugiron
Imogen Thomas at 8/03/2010 10:02 AM

You are an idiot if you think these are the best girls. Just come out of the closet already.

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Ever
Top 25 GorillaMask Spank Bank Hotties of 2010 (So Far) at 8/03/2010 11:10 AM

No Hillary Fisher. Fail.

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Everett
Top 25 GorillaMask Spank Bank Hotties of 2010 (So Far) at 8/11/2010 10:54 AM

...well, at least, she's blessed with far better looking legs than the real Eve Longoria.

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Top 25 GorillaMask Spank Bank Hotties of 2010 (So Far) at 2/26/2011 12:44 PM

gorrillamask is awesome I hit it every day

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