In honor of the 5 year anniversary of the daily Gorillamask.net hottie roundup, here's a cumulative list spanning the 5 years of daily hotties, dwindled down to the 25 hottest (non-celebrity) girls of the infamous Spank Bank. These are the hottest Gorillamask Spank Bank hotties of all-time. Happy birthday, Spank Bank.
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Marlee Magidson, whose name you can't say five times fast (so definitely slow down and take your time) looks like a motherf**king rock show.
She's the kind of girl you actually take out to brunch and from the looks of the full-size gallery of pictures of her (click below for that), she's almost even hotter as a blonde.
You might know Reon Kadena as one of the cutest, hottest Asian girls in internet history. If you Google the words "Asian Underboob" you will find the most glorious, mesmerizing .gif you will ever see (or if you click below.)
Much like many Asian women Reon Kadena will look 16 until she is 90. God bless Japan.
Sasa Basta (or Sasha Basta, sometimes) tops this list because she is one of the most beautiful women you have ever seen. A Latin/Israeli looking Goddess, she actually has tattoos on her that are NOT trashy (which is surprisingly hard to find in the non-nude world.) She achieves one of the most amazing things that anyone has ever achieved: she makes liking fairies masculine. No, really. I promise. Look.
Her last name means "enough" in Spanish and could not describe the opposite of what I think when I see her alone, showing off the awesome fairy tattoo on her ass. The greatest part of her is that she's not only really accessibly hot, but unbelievable looking at the same time, which is the perfect combo for any woman. She also apparently curls her hair when she sits on couches that are made of polar bears.
Unknown MySpace Selfshot Hottie
Oh Selfshot Hottie from Gorillamask's 2009 post about this very girl that they found somewhere on the internet. You are so hot that you make me want to write poetry. So let's go for the classiest (easiest) kind.
Belly Button pierced
You straighten your hair daily
Your boyfriend will die
The fact that a girl this hot is sending pictures to some dude willy nilly is absolutely insane. But the fact that this guy would share them with the world is that much crazier. I guess it's kind of like if you found evidence of alien life. It's a truth so wonderful, so earth-shattering that you must share it with everyone in the world.
Krystal Forscutt, whose name sounds like she gives involuntary circumcisions, has insanely deep... um... eyes. Your eyes just gravitate towards those big, beautiful, round... eyes... and it's okay because you're just human, but looking at them for more than two seconds makes you just want to motor boat her... eyes? see more on Krystal Forscutt
Hillary Fischer appeared on the 2010 Spank Bank list as one of the hottest girls, and also tops this list as one of the most often posted girls on GorillaMask's Spank Bank. She's tan, amazing looking and has some of the hottest galleries GorillaMask has to offer.
So really, that gallery is a tale of sadness and woe... until you see it.
Also Rankedsee more on Hillary Fisher
Apparently, Kim Smith was in Catwoman, yes the Halle Berry one (although that was pretty much the only one.) Since this is one of her primary acting credits, and that doesn't count as celebrity, she makes the list because she's one of the most impossibly gorgeous, naturally-beautiful women who treat their breasts like you do pancakes the first time you make them. She pours them into something that seems to make sense, hoping to God that they don't overflow, and then hopes for the best.
#7 on Famous People Named Kimsee more on Kim Smith
On the alien planet where it is always Halloween, this is what your professors dress like in college. Nichole Jackson (who does NOT look like what her name would lead you to believe) wears a very professional tie and pantsuit (that has apparently been sent through a wood chipper.)