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Zooey Deschanel - ElfZooey Deschanel is every guy's dream girl. She's the chick they wish lived next door, so they could do really sweet things like watch her sleep.
The poster girl for the new vintage hipster movement was actually a bit rough around the edges in her breakout role as the adorable yet sarcastic love interest in Elf (back when she was still a blonde). While the gigantic age difference between her and Buddy the Elf is a bit disconcerting, it's nice to know that, at least in this fictional universe, Zooey Deschanel goes for unattractive semi-retarded funny guys.
Here's to you, Zooey.
Elizabeth Banks - Fred ClauseWhat is it about Christmas movies that allow us to believe hot women like Elizabeth Banks would actually hook up with middle aged midge-... *ahem* elves?
It's never really explained why Elizabeth Banks is the only human at the north pole, or how she stays warm wearing such skimpy outfits, but dear Lord is she the hottest actress anyone here has ever seen in a Santa outfit... maybe that's what keeps her warm?
Lauren Graham - Bad SantaThis elder Gilmore girl has what is probably the most memorable sexy scene in one of the most memorable Christmas movies of all time.
Lauren Graham as a hot bartender is win enough, but her as a hot bartender with a Santa fetish? Super double rainbow epic win fun time!
Heike Makatsch - Love ActuallyIf there is one time in movie history where every man collectively said, "just go for it dude," (right before the girl they were watching it with hit them, of course), it was when we all urged Alan Rickman to go after Heike Makatcsh's character in Love Actually, Mia. Did he come to his senses and stay with his wife? Sure. But frankly, if you had to choose between Joni Mitchell loving Emma Thompson and this model-hot actress, you'd take Mia any day of the week.
Would you feel like a piece of s**t afterward? Yes.
Would you get over it? hell freakin yes you would.
Charlize Theron - Reindeer GamesCharlize Theron was still fairly new to American audiences when Reindeer Games hit theaters. It was a Christmas movie that came out in February, so good planning all around. She plays the object of desire for Ben Affleck's ex-con in one of the movies that allowed (read: helped) Ben Affleck to get a reputation for making s**tty movies.
There's some kind of plot in this movie somewhere, and our sources say that it revolves around how hot Charlize Theron is in this movie, where she actually goes topless (much like she would go on to do dozens of other times in her career).
Martine McCutcheon - Love ActuallyYou're not allowed to say anything about this choice, or why it's so high, until you check out the pictures of what she looks like when she's not in this movie.
There were a lot of attractive women in Love Actually, actually: Keira Knightley, Emma Thompson, Heike Makatsch (see #4), even Elisha Cuthbert, Ivana Milicevic, and January Jones show up as a trio of hot American girls. So to say that Martine McCutcheon as Natalie is who we walked out with a crush on says quite a bit.
Penelope Cruz - NoelEmbedded here is one of the hottest dance scenes in any Christmas movie ever filmed. This is all that needs to be said about the matter.
The Entire Cast - That One Part in Mean GirlsAlright, alright, this isn't a Christmas movie, but the other 24 are. This IS, though, a video of Lacy Chabert, pre-coke-binge Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Siefred and Rachel McAdams doing a Christmas number in Santa Claus outfits.
If all high school Christmas pageants were like this, 30% of our jails would be filled with frustrated, confused and lonely former-teachers. This is that one scene that had a lot of dads sitting up a little straighter in their seats in theatres. This scene is like the Inception of sexy Christmas fantasies. BWAAAAAAHM!
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