Zooey Deschanel - ElfZooey Deschanel is every guy's dream girl. She's the chick they wish lived next door, so they could do really sweet things like watch her sleep.
The poster girl for the new vintage hipster movement was actually a bit rough around the edges in her breakout role as the adorable yet sarcastic love interest in Elf (back when she was still a blonde). While the gigantic age difference between her and Buddy the Elf is a bit disconcerting, it's nice to know that, at least in this fictional universe, Zooey Deschanel goes for unattractive semi-retarded funny guys.
Here's to you, Zooey. Here are the hottest pictures of Zooey we could find around the webs:
Zooey looking like a present wrapped with a bow.
Grinning her cute little face off.
Riding a bike, because that's the hipster thing to do.
Dressing down like a boy makes her every so much more a girl.
Blonde and some sideboob. A topless Zooey is sooo precious.
Here's Zooey looking adorable while singing "Baby It's Cold Outside" in Elf. Bonus points that it's in the shower:
Elizabeth Banks - Fred ClauseWhat is it about Christmas movies that allow us to believe hot women like Elizabeth Banks would actually hook up with middle aged midge-... *ahem* elves?
It's never really explained why Elizabeth Banks is the only human at the north pole, or how she stays warm wearing such skimpy outfits, but dear Lord is she the hottest actress anyone here has ever seen in a Santa outfit... maybe that's what keeps her warm?
Here are the hottest pictures of Elizabeth Banks the internet has to offer, just to keep you warm for the holiday season:
Josh Duhamel (who is only hot if you like really good looking men) doesn't have a face here, so feel free to insert yourself.
Banks working the baroque gothic look. Not too sahbby.
A mini, sparkling dress is just what we need.
Uh huh, keep punishing me with that look of yours.
Something tells me she prefers that tank top to be off.
Lauren Graham - Bad SantaThis elder Gilmore girl has what is probably the most memorable sexy scene in one of the most memorable Christmas movies of all time.
Lauren Graham as a hot bartender is win enough, but her as a hot bartender with a Santa fetish? Super double rainbow epic win fun time!
The introduction of her character and the epic "F**k me Santa!" scene are embedded here for your convenience. No nudity here, but the scene is totally NSFW if you're listening through speakers. If you're at work, time for headphones, if you're at home, time to plug in the subwoofer.
Starting at about 1:15, Lauren Graham's character starts hitting on Billy Bob Thornton's Santa. What follows is one of the greatest scenes in Christmas movie sexiness history:
Heike Makatsch - Love ActuallyIf there is one time in movie history where every man collectively said, "just go for it dude," (right before the girl they were watching it with hit them, of course), it was when we all urged Alan Rickman to go after Heike Makatcsh's character in Love Actually, Mia. Did he come to his senses and stay with his wife? Sure. But frankly, if you had to choose between Joni Mitchell loving Emma Thompson and this model-hot actress, you'd take Mia any day of the week.
Would you feel like a piece of s**t afterward? Yes.
Would you get over it? hell freakin yes you would.
Charlize Theron - Reindeer GamesCharlize Theron was still fairly new to American audiences when Reindeer Games hit theaters. It was a Christmas movie that came out in February, so good planning all around. She plays the object of desire for Ben Affleck's ex-con in one of the movies that allowed (read: helped) Ben Affleck to get a reputation for making s**tty movies.
There's some kind of plot in this movie somewhere, and our sources say that it revolves around how hot Charlize Theron is in this movie, where she actually goes topless (much like she would go on to do dozens of other times in her career).
Here's proof that this woman's hotness can fuel an entire film:
Mirror, mirror on the wall. Don't do anything so Charlize can keep looking at us.
Charlize curled up against a wall half-naked. Poor thing.
A metallic vision with legs.
A tight black dress with seductive cutouts. We think so.
Oh how the mud will ruin that dress.
Aaaand, here's her insanely NSFW sex scene from the movie which, miraculously (it's a Christmas miracle!) is on YouTube:
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