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    Scorpio Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs Anything picture
    Scorpio (October 24 - November 22) is the sexiest sign in the entire zodiac. If you ever dated a Scorpio you'll know that Scorpions have an irresistable power of attraction. Even the ugly demented ones can get people to do what they want. It's weird because it's like they have mojo beams coming out of their eyeballs when they talk to you. Next thing you're in the sack with them. When people ask you what you see in your Scorpio babe, you won't be able to describe it. The mystery surrounding them turns everybody on. Along with their power to attract, they also have mind reading abilities. So if you don't know how you're feeling today: ask a Scorpio! Besides all the strangeness; they're heroic, trustworthy, and are considered one of the most resilient signs in the zodiac. If you want to sleep with a Scorpio wear loads of black clothing and be really interesting. They fall for artsy fartsy types and troubled people.
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    Leo Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs Anything picture
    Leo (July 23 - August 23) is the next most sexiest sign in the zodiac. Don't tell Leo that because they'll get upset about not coming in first. Leo is principled, warm hearted, and upbeat. They know all the cool people and they know how to have a good time. You can't help but feel attracted to the warmth and charisma their very being exudes. The thing that Leo will do for you is make you the centre of their world. For a lot of people that kind of attention is a really sexy thing. Also they can do anything better than anyone else ever has. I'll leave that up to your imagination to figure out. The problem with dating a Leo is that little issue called "high maintenance". Let's hope your Leo lover is the charming kind and not the despotic ruler type. Leo has the best smile in the zodiac and for many it's all they need to get you in bed. If you want to attract a Leo, flatter them and pet them. They go for people who scream all the time and wear lots of jewellery.
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    Cancer Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs Anything picture
    Last but not least, Cancer (June 22 - July 22) is the third sexiest sign in the zodiac. These folks are really hard to nail down. But the majority of Cancerians have a zany sense of homor and can be very deep. You'll be attracted to their big moon shape faces, and their potato salad is to die for. Cancerians are the romantics of the zodiac so they'll remember the day you met, the day you started a serious relationship, the day you had your first sandwich together, the day you winked at them across the street, and so on ad infinitum. The flip side to Cancer is their morose moods and clinginess that can make you mental. But if you can put up with their dark side, you'll have a devoted cook and house servant all the days of your life. It's important to mention they crave sex, so you can really rock hard with these people. If you want a Cancer to dig you, talk about how much you love your Mom and tell them you donate to the SPCA. Act helpless and cry a lot in front of them, they like that.

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  1. ToyinTyareRobinson
    Cancer at 2/26/2011 8:04 PM
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  2. ToyinTyareRobinson
    Scorpio at 2/26/2011 8:06 PM
    UM LEO DONT HATE THE FACT THAT THE TRUTH CAME out
  3. ScorpioBabe
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 4/13/2011 4:38 PM
    Scorpios are sexyy and seductive I would know. Like it said in the Leo section (being #2) "Don't tell Leo that because they'll get upset about not coming in first" its so true I see in all the comments they are angry just be lucky you on there ;)
  4. david
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 9/11/2010 11:26 PM
    i'm a cancer man and my girl is a leo and of course... this makez so much sense we 1 sexy couple
  5. Cancer's have some issues for real
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 2/04/2012 10:06 AM
    My ex bf was a cancer and I am a Leo... I should seen that it was going to work, but i said lets give it a spin. The craving sex part is right, but when it comes to cancers they are practically BIPOLAR!!!!! One moment they will be having the greatest day of life, but they dramatize over one little problem. When also comes to talking about their feelings they hardly ever express themselves and love to lie in front of your face. So alot of the stuff about cancers on here is pretty true. I also had some friends who were cancer they were like that, but they are very dramatic, confusing, keep emotions in, and crabby :D
  6. Amir
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 12/20/2010 4:48 PM
    LEO ALL THE WAY WE ROCK
    1. Toygurl
      Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 2/15/2011 4:21 PM
      I dont think so u might be the best in showing of bet when it comes to bed we SORPIOS ROCK IT UP AND WE HAVE HIGH STAMINA
    1. Brielle
      Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 1/06/2011 3:18 PM
      YEAHHHH!!!!
    1. Nik
      Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 12/23/2010 10:32 AM
      No matter what other stars said abt themself the fact is Scorpio is the only sign who has 2 planets ruler Mars and Pluto. And they ruled the sex chakra. Wether you want it or not they are born sexy. They're deserved to be Number 1 h**l yea they're sexy and mysterious and they command Hollywood! The highest paid Hollywood movie stars are Scorpios! Leo who?
      1. Toygurl
        Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 2/15/2011 4:23 PM
        True Dat and REMEMBER LEONARDODECAPRIO IN TITANIC HE IS A SCORPIO JULIANA ROBERTS = SCORPIO KATTY PERRY = SCORPIO makes sense 4 real
        1. Whatever
          Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 5/26/2011 8:55 AM
          Do you mean julia roberts? And Katy Perry is not a movie star...and technically she's born on the cusp...some of the best regarded actors have been leos (they are the entertainment sign afterall)...Robert De Niro, Dustin Hoffman, Sean Penn, Charlize Theron, Halle Berry, Ben Affleck, Mae West to name a few. However, the ones commanding hollywood are actually Gemini's surprisingly enough (Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Cate Blanchett, Nicole Kidman, Natalie Portman, Morgan Freeman and in the golden age Marilyn Monroe)...just thought you curious scorpios would like to know ;)
          1. ToyinTyareRobinson
            Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 12/26/2011 4:43 PM
            wat seens do they play?? its not about acting ability its about sex appeal
          1. feby
            Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 10/13/2011 10:23 AM
            Just my two cents:julia roberts,leo do caprio,scarlett johansson,demi moore,winona ryder,bo derek,jenny mccarty,martin scorcese, jodiefoster,vivian leigh,grace kelly ethan hawke just short list the scorp rule..sorry angelina jolie can't act so does nocole kidman.
          1. stef333
            Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 6/17/2011 9:37 PM
            actually the ones winning all the golden globe awards are cancer daring, look it up on google :>...tom cruise. tom hanks, harrison ford, robin williams meryl streep, nicole kidman, pamela anderson, toby mguire, harry potter, and many many more, and julia roberts anna nicole smith and robert dinero were all born in a cancer year, the year of the sheep in chinese astrology, cancers are the most sensitive emotional sign which makes them cry at the drop of a hat and become emotional very easily,
            1. lizzylove2009
              Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 11/25/2011 9:31 PM
              Harry Potter is a Leo lol
  7. Scorpios have large egos
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 2/04/2012 9:59 AM
    Talking about large egos.... look at all the scorpios rubbing in the leos faces that are saying "YEAH, b***h I am number one!". I am a Leo and I am just glad most of it accurate especially when they said dont tell the leo that I was a bit upset at first then I laugh when I read that because I was like this is so true!
  8. POOPPOP
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 1/12/2012 8:26 PM
    Picese this sucks lol well my gf will be awsome if they are scorpio/cancer :)
  9. joshua mcconkey
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 12/21/2011 10:40 PM
    i disagree with the cancer, should be aquarius, gemini, or libra, leo, and scorpio...the best five, then pisces as six
    1. aqua_arianna21
      Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 1/07/2012 2:31 AM
      That's true, I'm an aquarius and i snuck into a sex store and bought my first vibrater at the age of 12. But there is a difference from being sexy and then being awsome at sex.
  10. Kaylanda
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 6/20/2011 2:51 PM
    Cancer outwardly don't seem sexy but they are they just act shy but don't be fooled
  11. Iluvsampepper
    Scorpio at 1/03/2011 9:52 AM
    Yea I'm a Scorpio and that's so true !
  12. melody
    Cancer at 8/13/2011 4:12 PM
    errr no. the taurus is the hottest sign. im not hatin, just tellin the truth. Come on, u got megan fox and jessica alba! nothing can beat that.
  13. Marissa
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 5/27/2011 3:07 AM
    I think Pisces.. Because look at Liz Taylor Eva Mendez Cindy Crawford Jennifer love hewit drew Barrymore and sooooo many more beauties!!
    1. FEISTY PISCES
      Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 8/18/2011 12:03 AM
      EXACTLY!!
  14. sistayne
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 12/11/2009 5:00 PM
    your artwork is weird - but cool. who is the artist?
  15. Lexi
    Cancer at 8/04/2010 9:25 PM
    I don't think cancer is very sexy as taurus or aries so u might consider changing.
  16. LEOZ SEXYY
    Scorpio at 1/06/2011 3:16 PM
    But Leos are Sexier cuz i kno i look better than alot of scorpios sooo Yeah LEOZ #1 SEXYY
  17. Leo_Lover
    Leo at 1/06/2011 3:14 PM
    Leos is number One alwayz This iz Bull!! Leos SeXii
  18. GeminiAllDAY
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 6/02/2011 10:48 PM
    Gemini'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Leggooo
  19. tyrone
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 12/16/2010 11:32 PM
    leo's roqk !!
  20. joseph
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 1/22/2012 12:04 PM
    That is the most idiotic statement I've ever heard
  21. Lynda
    Cancer at 11/22/2010 7:13 AM
    Who told about my potato salad!!!! lmao....
  22. jere
    Cancer at 12/21/2010 10:26 AM
    sorry but to all haters out there this is totally right on im a cancer and i am all that and some and so are my two fellow signs above me we are what it is the best so please dont contest
  23. sagar
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 1/22/2011 11:11 AM
    i m aquarius and my girl friend is leo...........we love best togther.......
  24. ScorpionPower
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 11/05/2011 7:08 AM
    Leo = Narcissists, self-centered and pompous fools. A known classmate of mine was a Leo in sign and he was an arrogant fool. Claiming to be the best in class and he was behaving like Hitler... He had that fascist attitude trying to give orders to other students around,,, He made me angry one day and i kicked his @ss and he went to his mamma crying...hehe!! Scorpio are THE BEST
  25. Lioness leo
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 11/01/2011 11:59 AM
    LEOS ALL THE WAY! We are: FIRE signs Our planet is the BIG sun We mean business We are bosses We have sexy ass smiles We gots stamina We're kings of the jungle We're feisty ass lions and lionesses Even when we age , we still look HOT and we still have energy! Ask madonna, jennifer lopez and the first BLACK PRESIDENT obama. We are by FAR the sexiest sign And we are better in bed too, research that bitches!. LEOS ALL THE WAY. ROAARRRR P.s- you other signs have ugly ass animals and 'maids', who wants to be a scorpion ://, who even wants to be ram or a crab. Ahh whatever Lions all the way-LEOS all the way. ROARRRRRRRRRRRR!.
  26. Cancer4ever
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 11/05/2011 7:27 AM
    Leo SUCKS My Cancer lover is better !!
  27. Steve
    Leo at 11/05/2011 5:45 AM
    Most Leo women that i have met are obnoxious and nothing special. Gemini >>>> Leo
  28. Steve
    Leo at 11/05/2011 5:47 AM
    Most leo women that i have met are obnoxious and nothing special. They are narcissists and talk to much about themselves I do not like the GEMINI >>>> LEO
  29. SCORPIOOOOOO
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 12/13/2011 1:37 PM
    Ha, you leos make me laugh. You think you have to be the best at everything, but when it comes down to it, scorpios will always be the sexiest. Any astrologist will tell you that scorpios are the symbol of sex, are the most sexually liberated, have the highest stamina, and rule the genitals. We ARE the sexiest. Get over your stupid leo egos.
  30. Libra
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 11/10/2011 4:13 PM
    Librasz are by far dee SEXIEST.!!!!! We have so much charm.,grace and style. Ex of librasz;Kim Kardashian..Keyshia Cole.,Will Smith.,Zac Effron.,Toni Braxton.,Mario Lopez and the list goes on..so see.!?
  31. Gina
    Cancer at 12/03/2010 10:30 PM
    Lexi , obviously this is a world list , and don't hate cause your zodiac sign isn't on here ( x
  32. Quinn the Pisces
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 1/21/2012 12:06 AM
    why the f**k is pisces not here?!
  33. RegalAire
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 7/08/2011 4:26 PM
    It's true that Scorpios rule the genitals, but sex isn't just about that, it's a whole body thing. Like the article said Leo's "can do anything better than anyone else ever has." I'm not going lie though, I do love a Scorpio man ;)
  34. sexwoman
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 1/23/2011 12:14 AM
    Damn! I'm gemini woman and I think scorpio man really looks so sexy and i love their intense so much. Yeah Baby.. We really made ROCK at bed, here the DEVILS INSTINCT!
  35. Ryan
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 1/21/2012 12:49 AM
    Hahahahahahaha... no. The sexiest are the water signs. F*** Leos. Nothing but classless bimbos. The water signs are the best because they connect. They engage ALL senses. Everything is stimulated. It's euphoria. And we're deep, real people not boring, naive, emotionless, headstrong fools. And getting a vibrator at age 12 doesn't make you sexy. It just means you lack self control.
  36. Yolando
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 1/24/2012 6:55 PM
    Proud sexy Scorpio right here!
  37. eiichi
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 3/05/2011 1:45 AM
    why???????????????/
  38. Joanna
    Scorpio at 10/30/2011 9:40 PM
    Im a scorpio &i had sex wit pises canser leo aries &almt taurus men b4 dahh best sex was cancer
  39. killer
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 11/08/2011 10:47 AM
    haha..idiots..its about individuals..i know scorpians n leos that any ine wont like to even look at them..f**k the author.. im acquirius no 8..n i dated 15 gals in 3 years..
  40. stef333
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 6/17/2011 9:39 PM
    PAMELA ANDERSON AND TOM CRUISE ARE CANCERS, NUFF SAID, WERE THE SEXIEST., LOL...
  41. Juniper
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 7/23/2010 8:55 AM
    I'm a Leo & my boyfriend is a Scorpio ;)
  42. rhytm
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 9/11/2011 6:51 PM
    leo sucks...

    scorpions taurus and capricorns.. have powerful and passionate sex style
  43. lioness
    Leo at 12/31/2010 12:27 AM
    leos are number one wtf ugh
  44. kelly
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 2/07/2012 4:15 AM
    So true
  45. stef333
    Cancer at 6/17/2011 9:29 PM
    PAMELA ANDERSON AND TOM CRUISE ARE CANCERS!!! ENOUGH SAID, WE SHOULD BE NUMBER 1!
  46. kelly scorpio
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 2/07/2012 6:30 AM
    Imma scorpio, n I agree were 1st. :) I'm daten a leo/slash virgo its going well. 3 years so far.
  47. meit
    Cancer at 3/04/2011 1:56 PM
    yes yes Im a cancer too. I read cansers were no.1, but just happy to be in the top 3 :)
  48. Miss Marie
    Scorpio at 8/05/2011 4:09 AM
    sooo...iam a scorpio as well as my boyfriend and i must say rather some want to believe this or not but scorpios ARE the most sexual people...trust me i know..i have read countless articles on scorpio and not one of them disagrees with ther wild ride and the ability to easily seduce in other words they are a "freak in the sheets"... ;)
  49. dior
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 3/23/2011 3:19 AM
    yeahhh......!!!!!!!!! scorpio is sexyyyyyyyyyy
  50. The Leo!
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 11/27/2011 9:43 PM
    If you're not a Leo then you dont matter!! Leo could and would never be number 2 we are always number 1!
  51. ToyinTyareRobinson
    Leo at 2/15/2011 4:26 PM
    So sad too bad SCORPIOS RULE GENITALS OD
  52. toygurl
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 11/27/2010 8:29 PM
    this is the truth alright scorpios r best if u no wat i mean;)
  53. ToyinTyareRobinson
    Scorpio at 2/15/2011 4:25 PM
    We rule genitals
  54. toygurl
    Scorpio at 11/27/2010 8:27 PM
    FINALLY THE TRUTH
  55. king
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 11/21/2011 3:06 AM
    leo the leader always leads dumb fuks
  56. Toygurl
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 2/15/2011 4:18 PM
    Remember SCORPIOS ARE RULERS OF THE GENITALS SO THIS IS SOO DAMN TRUE DONT BE A HATER
  57. Thunder Flames
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 1/31/2012 1:41 AM
    I'm Leo dating a Scorpio. Yep my first date.
  58. Jack Black
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 4/09/2010 8:53 PM
    IDIOTIC!!
  59. Anonymous
    Cancer at 7/21/2011 8:56 PM
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  60. stef333
    Cancer at 6/20/2011 11:18 PM
    well according to astrology cancers are the sex symbols of the zodiac which is why they are the 69 symbol, they represent people between they ages of 21-29, the age were people come into being playboys, and thats not surprising being that the biggest playboy playmate ever had been pam anderson and she is a cancer, and the higest paid model is also a cancer gisele budchen
  61. Anonymous
    Cancer at 7/21/2011 8:59 PM
    of course cancer is in the top 3 ! and whoever is hating because their sign isnt , we're on here for a reason, just embrace it , cancers are the best (;
  62. silise
    Cancer at 12/07/2010 8:17 PM
    why isn't leo's first. i know both of these sign's in they don't get more ass then me.
  63. stef333
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 6/20/2011 11:14 PM
    well according to the real world, the highest paid model in the world is a cancer, and she is gisel budchen, and the hottest male model at the moment according to the modeling world is travis fimmel and hes a cancer, and the hottest playmate ever thats graced the cover of playboy 13 times is pam anderson and shes a cancer, as well as tom cruise being known as the hottest male actor for generations, hes also a cancer,
  64. tracey
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 11/26/2011 12:04 PM
    All of the water signs should be the top 3 sexiest zodiac signs. lol scorpio = hot pisces = alluring cancer = sensual
  65. StephanieRachelSeymour
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 1/23/2012 8:43 PM
    Sorpios all the way. Leos are mad cause they are second - to me they are 4 -, and everyone knows it! :))))
  66. samy
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 10/13/2011 8:00 AM
    scorpions ...............they are the worst .....entirely fake
  67. haaaaaa
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 1/23/2012 2:11 PM
    Scorpios will always be the sexiest sign in the zodiac - we've got class, we rule at seduction, we dont need to be the center of attention for people to recognize us, we draw them in with our eyes and mysterious magnetic personality & vibe, we are no doubt the most passionate and loyal people out there. plus.. WE KNOW HOW TO GET DOWNNNNNNN. Cancer should come in second. Leos shouldn't even be on the list, they're way too arrogant and controlling, they have this whole "look at me, look at me" thing going on... ugly.. who wants to deal with all that? psshh. Aries should be added to this list, they're sexy and fun.. and they're good in bed!
  68. AceOfPace
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 9/28/2011 8:34 PM
    Capricorns suck what are you talking about!? They are the most uninteresting, generic zodiac sign. Good humble people but that is about it.
  69. jessica
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 7/02/2010 12:40 AM
    if your sign didnt make the list you should not comment?
    1. DIAMONDZ
      Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 8/31/2011 12:16 AM
      Awwww lol. I think all signs should say something cause although im a scorpio(female) and i know aint nobody like me ;)....... But i gotta say the best for me is the aries(male).
    1. treasure
      Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 8/05/2011 9:58 AM
      hahahah ikr but mines did #team cancer :D dat wutz up
    1. sexybeast
      Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 2/24/2011 1:38 AM
      lmao
  70. Timmy
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 10/27/2011 7:12 PM
    Im a scorpio... betcher ASS we da sexiest... 10/28/91.... fuckin same bday as bill gates... beat that?
    1. AsadGenx
      Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 12/22/2011 10:55 PM
      Yo Timmy..!! Me too... 10/28/88.. Haha... crazy ppl.. wud never realize wat is to be a scorpio Man...
  71. silise
    Leo at 12/07/2010 8:15 PM
    number 2 thats a damn lie. nothing about a leo is second.
  72. Sala
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 10/27/2011 2:44 PM
    It's all about the scorpios Im a scorpio 11/01/90 and proud of it you cant get any more sexier than this but you can try
  73. Anonymous
    Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs at 4/19/2010 12:48 AM
    so so true
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