Scorpio (October 24 - November 22) is the sexiest sign in the entire zodiac. If you ever dated a Scorpio you'll know that Scorpions have an irresistable power of attraction. Even the ugly demented ones can get people to do what they want. It's weird because it's like they have mojo beams coming out of their eyeballs when they talk to you. Next thing you're in the sack with them. When people ask you what you see in your Scorpio babe, you won't be able to describe it. The mystery surrounding them turns everybody on. Along with their power to attract, they also have mind reading abilities. So if you don't know how you're feeling today: ask a Scorpio! Besides all the strangeness; they're heroic, trustworthy, and are considered one of the most resilient signs in the zodiac. If you want to sleep with a Scorpio wear loads of black clothing and be really interesting. They fall for artsy fartsy types and troubled people.
Leo (July 23 - August 23) is the next most sexiest sign in the zodiac. Don't tell Leo that because they'll get upset about not coming in first. Leo is principled, warm hearted, and upbeat. They know all the cool people and they know how to have a good time. You can't help but feel attracted to the warmth and charisma their very being exudes. The thing that Leo will do for you is make you the centre of their world. For a lot of people that kind of attention is a really sexy thing. Also they can do anything better than anyone else ever has. I'll leave that up to your imagination to figure out. The problem with dating a Leo is that little issue called "high maintenance". Let's hope your Leo lover is the charming kind and not the despotic ruler type. Leo has the best smile in the zodiac and for many it's all they need to get you in bed. If you want to attract a Leo, flatter them and pet them. They go for people who scream all the time and wear lots of jewellery.
Last but not least, Cancer (June 22 - July 22) is the third sexiest sign in the zodiac. These folks are really hard to nail down. But the majority of Cancerians have a zany sense of homor and can be very deep. You'll be attracted to their big moon shape faces, and their potato salad is to die for. Cancerians are the romantics of the zodiac so they'll remember the day you met, the day you started a serious relationship, the day you had your first sandwich together, the day you winked at them across the street, and so on ad infinitum. The flip side to Cancer is their morose moods and clinginess that can make you mental. But if you can put up with their dark side, you'll have a devoted cook and house servant all the days of your life. It's important to mention they crave sex, so you can really rock hard with these people. If you want a Cancer to dig you, talk about how much you love your Mom and tell them you donate to the SPCA. Act helpless and cry a lot in front of them, they like that.
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