Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs Anything
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Top 3 Sexiest Zodiac Signs

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    Scorpio (October 24 - November 22) is the sexiest sign in the entire zodiac. If you ever dated a Scorpio you'll know that Scorpions have an irresistable power of attraction. Even the ugly demented ones can get people to do what they want. It's weird because it's like they have mojo beams coming out of their eyeballs when they talk to you. Next thing you're in the sack with them. When people ask you what you see in your Scorpio babe, you won't be able to describe it. The mystery surrounding them turns everybody on. Along with their power to attract, they also have mind reading abilities. So if you don't know how you're feeling today: ask a Scorpio! Besides all the strangeness; they're heroic, trustworthy, and are considered one of the most resilient signs in the zodiac. If you want to sleep with a Scorpio wear loads of black clothing and be really interesting. They fall for artsy fartsy types and troubled people.

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