Christians Are The Best
Hunting BuddiesThis guy is weird for these reasons:
1) He's looking to blow/do his hunting buddy.
2) He has a passion for turkey hunting. Not just any kind of hunting, but turkey hunting. Either he was chased by a turkey and traumatized and now he's like Blade only for turkeys (only he's not half Turkey, even though his neck is pretty jowl-y).
3) If you read the whole thing you realize eventually that he only wants sex to make the Turkey hunting better.
Thanksgiving must be the best day of this guy's year. Every. Single. Year.
OBVIOUSLY This is What Speed Boats Are For
... ladies ;-)
This Is BRILLIANTI wonder how many people in the crowd of the RNC were sexting...
Either way, this is a GREAT plan.
Not only do you not have to meet a stranger, so it's really hands-off (pun intended), but you are going to have that girl's phone number. This increases your chances of getting laid because if you're building it up the entire time, you do the equivalent of what both parties are doing with their email blasts: they're doing the low-sell in order to get you in the door, in hopes that once you're there you'll spend more.
This is the please donate $3 of sex. Brilliant.
Racist Couple Looking for Dude to Bang
This guy broke the first rule of gay anonymous 3-way one night stands: you always keep everyone's contact info. This poor guy had the time of his life that night and the he did the worst thing you can possibly do after waking up in the smell of two dudes whose names you don't know well enough to look up on Facebook.
Also this is a bear's dream. This dude got two twinks all to himself that night and they disappeared in the night never to be seen again. We should probably all keep our eye on Tampa's "missed connections" posts and help these three people yet again find lust.
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